Jock Smut Taylor in double denim Kansas City opened their season at home against Baltimore last night with Taylor Swift in the crowd cheering on Travis Kelce. I don’t do football so I actually don’t know who won but I can tell you what’s not winning me: Taylor’s outfit. I hate it. By Lainey • Sep 06, 2024 12:09 pm
Jock Smut Intro for August 22, 2024 Dear Gossips, Formula 1 has been on mid-season break the last few weeks. Lewis Hamilton spent part of that time in Africa – relaxing, of course, but also learning. He shared some of those experiences on Instagram recently. And now it’s back to work. Lewis is on some good momentum By Lainey • Aug 22, 2024 09:22 am
Jock Smut Intro for August 12, 2024 Dear Gossips, Today is the first day this month with no Olympics, and I am already in withdrawal! Which, of course, most benefits those corrupt assholes at the IOC; although, apparently, they’re in their anti-corruption era right now and it’ll be interesting to see whether or not any By Lainey • Aug 12, 2024 09:07 am
Jock Smut It's not just about Serena and a restaurant Serena Williams put a Parisian hotel on blast on Monday for turning her and her family away when they tried to gain access to the rooftop restaurant atop the hotel. Yikes @peninsulaparis I’ve been denied access to rooftop to eat in a empty restaurant of nicer places 🫠 but never By Stephanie • Aug 06, 2024 12:43 pm
Jock Smut Intro for August 6, 2024 Dear Gossips, It was a long weekend in Canada. I golfed once and then spent the rest of the time barely moving from the couch because of the Olympics. Because right now, the athletes are the celebrities. And there is no bigger celebrity at these Games than Simone Biles and By Lainey • Aug 06, 2024 09:45 am
Douchebags Simone Biles: A New Way to Win The gymnastics all-round individual competition is tomorrow and while we don’t yet know what will happen, I think it’s safe to say my hope for Simone Biles was realized. What makes Simone Biles’ performance in Paris so incredible to me is the tremendous mental strength it has taken By Violeta • Jul 31, 2024 03:16 pm
Jock Smut Intro for July 31, 2024 Dear Gossips, It happens every time the Olympics come around – the Games are making everyone horny! No matter the sport, there is someone, or multiples, to thirst over. The pool and at the beach for swimming and volleyball? It’s obvious. But also, I was watching fencing the other day By Lainey • Jul 31, 2024 09:46 am
Jock Smut Olympic Celebrities It used to be, before social media, that summer was quiet in celebrity news. That’s changed over the last decade, there is no break, because celebrities are celebrity-ing every day of the year and we’re seeing them in Italy and Greece on their yachts and whatever. This summer, By Lainey • Jul 29, 2024 02:00 pm
Jock Smut The chaotic pre-Olympics party I’m trying to remember if the Olympics have ever been such an A-list celebrity parade before, or if it’s happening this year because the Games are in Paris, a major world fashion and culture capital, which is drawing a contingent of celebrities who might otherwise not be at By Sarah • Jul 26, 2024 10:04 am
Jock Smut Intro for July 25, 2024 Dear Gossips, Sure, Comic Con starts today (more on that later), but you know what starts tomorrow? The Olympics! Comic Con happens every year, the summer Games only happen once every four years, even though the last summer Olympics were three years ago because of COVID. Unlike Violeta, I am By Sarah • Jul 25, 2024 08:41 am
Jock Smut Simone Always Rises (Trigger warning for sexual and mental abuse and harassment.) I am a competitive person. At least that is what my family, who has experienced many a game-night with me, tells me. But the desire for me or “my team” to win at all costs all but disappears when I watch By Violeta • Jul 24, 2024 11:08 am
Jock Smut Roger v Tashi Let me start with some gossip, good gossip, because we need some of that right now. The good gossip is that Zendaya has been in London for months. Ever since she wrapped up all that work promoting Challengers and then the Met Gala, Z has spent her time in London By Lainey • Jul 15, 2024 11:28 am
Jock Smut Intro for July 11, 2024 Dear Gossips, It was loud downtown when I was walking to the train station yesterday, seemed like every bar/restaurant had the Netherlands-England game on, so I can’t even imagine what it was like in the UK and how jacked up the people over there must have been. Adele, By Lainey • Jul 11, 2024 09:49 am
Jock Smut Brad Pitt goes vroom Over the weekend we got our first look at Brad Pitt’s Formula 1 movie, now officially titled F1. It’s directed by Joseph Kosinski, and stars Pitt as a veteran racecar driver who comes out of retirement to show a younger driver, played by Damson Idris, the ways of By Sarah • Jul 08, 2024 10:42 am
Jock Smut Intro for July 8, 2024 Dear Gossips, “Get in there, Lewis!” Silverstone was like a movie yesterday, a cinematic experience with a Hollywood script (as cameras continued to roll on an actual film being produced – we’ll talk about that later), and a star that seems like he could only exist on the big screen. By Lainey • Jul 08, 2024 09:51 am
Jock Smut Intro for June 14, 2024 Dear Gossips, Serena Williams was at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of her upcoming new ESPN docuseries, In The Arena: Serena Williams, yesterday. The eight-part series drops July 10 and I’m trying to find out where we can watch in Canada, because there is nothing I love more than By Lainey • Jun 14, 2024 10:17 am
