Famewhores Spittle wants more Nipple? He constantly has spittle gathered at the corners of his mouth, she’s never met a photo without nipple-itis, as I reported exclusively, the two hooked up briefly during TIFF before she bored him to run, temporarily insane, into the arms of Shanna Moakler, but now it appears Gerard Butler By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 03:06 am
Famewhores Look at my stomach! Jennifer Aniston was photographed leaving Courtney Cox’s on Thursday amid rumours she’s carrying John Mayer’s child. Not surprisingly, Stephen Huvane, who loves to deny sh-t like 5 minutes after he leaks it, has yet to dismiss the Australian report. Not because the story isn’t worth dismissing By Lainey • Oct 24, 2008 02:34 am
Douchebags Jen…John…Baby? Many of you have written asking about new reports suggesting that the reason why Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer got back together is because she’s pregnant. The rumour originated out of some random Australian tabloid ranking lower than even Life & Style and Star in terms of reliability… meaning? By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 04:18 am
Hook Ups Her friends suck too? It’s already been well established: Jessica Simpson has no friends. The ones she does have suck ass. Same goes for Jennifer Aniston? OK! is reporting exclusively that there was a sleepover last night at John Mayer’s. She was dropped off by her security and apparently had a small By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 04:36 am
Douchebags Douchey’s birthday boost John Mayer turned 31 today and thanks to Jennifer Aniston, his balls are a little bigger this year. Happy Birthday! This is John yesterday at the Beverly Hills Hotel in the afternoon before his evening celebration at the Grand Havana Room where he was joined by his girlfriend-again. As you By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 09:34 am
Douchebags Desperate goes back for more Dear Jennifer Aniston: Are you Jessica Simpson??? I know the source is suspect but they claim to have eyewitnesses and were able to nail down the logistics pretty tight… so far, it seems legit. And considering we’re discussing Jennifer Aniston, something this desperate and pathetic is entirely possible. The By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 03:08 am
Douchebags Compulsive Narcissist He can’t help himself, you know? He can’t help bringing things back to his favourite subject. John Mayer’s favourite subject is John Mayer. Thanks to M at Berklee College for sending this in: Hi Lainey!! I'm in my last year at Berklee College of Music By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 06:42 am
Douchebags Shannen Doherty, John Mayer, Pee Look…I get it that dudes get off on images involving suggestive liquids. Like a mudfight. Or a jello bath. Or milk running down the side of a woman’s mouth. Madonna’s Express Yourself video. I get it. What I don’t get is the rationale from the boys By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 09:20 am
Frauds No Drunk Dialing Ass Jennifer Aniston worked really hard for 2 weeks. First on 30 Rock for a guest appearance, then to TIFF to promote Management… Of course she needed a vacation. Of course in Mexico. It’s always Mexico. It’s Mexico, like, every other month. This time, surprisingly, it’s not Joe By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 02:52 am
Jennifer Aniston Where’s Gerry???!!!! Find him! Find him, Stephen Huvane! Because this is bad… This is very, very, VERY bad. It doesn’t get badder than drunk dialing…but drunk dialing that self fellating douchebag John Mayer? Pathetic. The Daily Mail is reporting that Jennifer Aniston has been drunk dialing John Mayer. Apparently she By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 09:40 am
Douchebags Major League Upgrade Minka Kelly once dated Taylor Kitsch – first season of Friday Night Lights. It’s hard to follow up on Taylor Kitsch. And her subsequent romance with John Mayer failed in that regard. Happily their hook up was shortlived. And like Jessica Simpson before her, Minka too has found herself a By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 11:23 am
Famewhores The New Old Move This is Jennifer Aniston – seen yesterday out and about in Beverly Hills, photographers reporting that her mood seem to vacillate from near tears to happy smiles in a matter of seconds. Indeed, it’s been a rough couple of weeks for everyone’s favourite Friend. It’s the public humiliation By Lainey • Aug 26, 2008 02:58 am
Cameron Diaz Cam > Jen Cameron Diaz slept with him. Only Jennifer Aniston would be dumb enough to fall for him. John Mayer, that is. Cam manslung her way through John last year while Jen hired Paul Sculfor to pretend to be her boyfriend and sell Smart Water. As you know, the two swapped beaus. By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 02:36 am
Break Ups Never a leader… Jennifer Aniston is in New York picking up on some of Katie Holmes’s style tips. As you can see, Oprah’s favourite is the latest to put on a pair of boyfriend jeans. And if she’s doing it, it means the MiniVan is doing it. Which means the By Lainey • Aug 22, 2008 02:42 am
Famewhores The Female John Mayer Sienna Miller at LAX yesterday after 2 weeks of loved up scandalous Hollywood goodness with Balthazar Getty. Looks like someone has to get back to work. At the airport, she was met by the paps, intent of course on provoking a reaction to the question: why are you a homewrecker? By Lainey • Aug 19, 2008 04:02 am
Break Ups Like Talking to Oprah That’s what a paparazzi experience is for John Mayer. He cannot help himself. He cannot help talking about himself. He cannot help the addiction he has to hearing his own voice. So John and Jennifer Aniston are no more. It’s important for you to know however – extremely important By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 03:29 am
