Douchebags Manslinger’s next move? Newly single John Mayer is enjoying a little break from touring, was in Mexico last week, and yesterday popped into the studio in LA for a quick session. Big surprise – word is he wasn’t ready for something so serious and perhaps did not appreciate being exploited by Stephen Huvane’ By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 03:29 am
Brad Pitt Jen and the impersonator So Jen and John Mayer are over. Which means it’s damage control time, lest anyone start calling her unlovable, undesirable, and an old spinster… See how much Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman have in common? Enter Matt Felker. Some kind of male model who was formerly involved with Selma By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 03:07 am
Douchebags Pissing Douche runs away? The scheming scared him off… as expected. LA started buzzing yesterday that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer had both been in town at the same time and were not spotted together, not once. By late afternoon, everyone seemed convinced that it was done and paps who’ve been fortuitously in By Lainey • Aug 13, 2008 03:01 am
Douchebags Tabloids Wars: United vs the Holy Twins And the tit for tat continues. It’s like she can’t help herself, you know? A tv girl’s futile efforts to make it in the movies, an ex wife’s futile efforts to compete with the man who moved on, his goddess of a partner, and their chosen By Lainey • Aug 06, 2008 04:16 am
Marcus and Friends (dogs) Deciphering Jessica Simpson The effort is there...but so is the cheese. Granted, it’s over the top corny and I’m the bitch who’s dead inside. So most of the time, as soon as I hear the words “cherish” and “heart” in the same sentence, it’s an excuse to head By Lainey • Jul 31, 2008 07:29 am
Famewhores Tweak Before Shopping It’s not that she’s cold. She couldn’t have been cold for 10 years on the set of Friends. It’s that she loves the attention. She lives for the attention. She is turned on by the attention. It’s the only stimulus that gets her going. Which By Lainey • Jul 31, 2008 03:40 am
John Mayer Talking to Dad A very good friend of mine - her father is as hilarious as my mother. He once objected to her attending a sleepover during middle school because "what if father is rapist?" Amazing, non? Similarly, when I was visiting my parents in Toronto last year - I was By Lainey • Jul 29, 2008 06:21 am
Douchebags Groupie Sex John Mayer played in front of a small crowd yesterday in New York and was asked a question from the audience about whether or not he’d ever had sex with a groupie to which he replied: "Do you respect my honesty? Yes, I have.” And of course, for By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 04:37 am
Faux Gossip Peeing Douchebag talking to me? Inbox flooded this morning from those of you who attended the John Mayer concert in Toronto last night where he addressed the “sh*t talking” he gets from the media, specifically mentioning that he’s consistently referred to as a “douchebag” and even that little urination fetish I’ve been By Lainey • Jul 08, 2008 03:37 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen & John in Toronto eTalk has the exclusive photos on the show tonight – John Mayer is in Toronto for his show and Jennifer Aniston came with, although they left in separate cars to head to the venue. So far, People Magazine has been chronicling their every movie, like a Jen & John tour diary. By Lainey • Jul 07, 2008 09:47 am
Frauds Homely Memories in Milwaukee! Thanks to Stacy A for the reminder! Remember Jennifer Aniston’s infamous pity party Vanity Fair article when she sniffled about Kimberly Stewart calling her “homely”? Back then it was a ploy for sympathy. Clearly the strategy has backfired. Because poor Jen will forever be known as poor Jen. Poor By Lainey • Jul 03, 2008 04:44 am
Girly Throw Downs Insecure for life Oprah sells Jennifer Aniston as the epitome of the modern woman. But only for the MiniVan Majority. Because only the MiniVan would snap snap and support a girl who can’t stay cool in confrontation. Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson have more in common than just John Mayer. It was By Lainey • Jul 03, 2008 04:00 am
Famewhores Not so subtle afterall People.com originally insisted for the benefit of the MiniVan that its poster girl Jennifer Aniston was determined to keep her relationship with John Mayer private and, as such, went to great measures to avoid being photographed with him in London. Really? I called her subtle earlier. Not so much. By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 08:31 am
Famewhores The Subtle Famewhore On a weekend when Angelina Jolie’s Wanted exceeded opening expectations without even walking a carpet to promote the film, Jennifer Aniston tried to counter with a famewhore tactic of her own. As you know, John Mayer played several stops in London and Jen flew out to join him last By Lainey • Jun 30, 2008 07:37 am
Douchebags Jen’s Piece Looks Young and Hot John Mayer yesterday heading out of Amsterdam, presumably en route to England to hook up with Jennifer Aniston. Hate to say but he looks hot with his short fresh haircut. Hot and young. Which of course only works in her favour. As you’ve read from all the stories in By Lainey • Jun 25, 2008 01:43 am
Douchebags Golden Showers on the Road There will be no lucky fans invited back to John Mayer’s hotel room to be pee’d on this time. It appears John has found himself a travelling shower-girl. As I was the first to report a couple of weeks ago, Jennifer Aniston is joining John for part of By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 01:27 am
