Douchebags John Mayer’s performative contrition John Mayer has a new album coming out. It’s called The Search For Everything. And it’s his return to, as he calls it, “blockbuster” music. Basically he says he was on a self-imposed exile from big pop because he hated himself after being a douchebag so he went By Lainey • Mar 24, 2017 11:16 am
Music John Mayer’s Search For Everything A press release went out yesterday to announce that John Mayer’s The Search For Everything tour will kick off in New York on March 31. The release was forwarded to me and Duana by our friend M, who offered to buy each of us a ticket - a joke By Lainey • Jan 31, 2017 04:38 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 31, 2017 UnREAL season 3 is set to begin filming in Vancouver. I don’t know if I should hold out a little hope for this show; even Friday Night Lights had a shaky second season (which was mostly due to the writers’ strike). It’s not that season 2 was bad, By Maria • Jan 31, 2017 02:56 pm
Top Reads Petty people being petty It was Taylor Swift’s birthday yesterday. Many of her friends wished her Happy Birthday on social media. Taylor herself, however, stayed social media silent. Was she silent because she wanted to spend her birthday in private? Or was she silent because she wanted to make a thing out of By Lainey • Dec 14, 2016 04:41 pm
BFFs Missing Taylor Swift The premiere of Office Christmas Party last night in LA. Jennifer Aniston and Katy Perry were both there. And hanging out together. Which of course is notable because of John Mayer. Obviously he's not a factor. Which is how it should be. PS Jennifer and Gwyneth are also By Lainey • Dec 08, 2016 12:16 pm
LifestyleArticle Smutty Fitness: Holiday Dos and Don’ts It’s that time again. The holiday season. The time when we eat and drink WAY too much. The time where tumbleweeds blow through gyms. And every year, one month following today, we are either in a panic trying to undo all that we did over the last 30 days By Hayley • Dec 01, 2016 02:21 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, November 8, 2016 I have recently developed an obsession with Denzel’s son, JD, so an Oscar campaign comes at the perfect time for me. Rolling through the hood with #DenzelWashington A photo posted by Lenny Kravitz (@lennykravitz) onNov 7, 2016 at 10:32am PST I like John Mayer so much more like By Maria • Nov 08, 2016 02:19 pm
John Mayer Kate Hudson must sing Kate Hudson was at the Hollywood Film Awards last night. I'm sure there was an official reason for her to be there but the unofficial reason, as we've seen over and over again the last few years, is that she'll show up. The other By Lainey • Nov 07, 2016 01:05 pm
Hook Ups Demi Lovato & John Mayer? US Weekly reports that Demi Lovato and John Mayer were hanging out at a club together in LA on Saturday. They arrived separately but spent over an hour together and he around her the whole time, whispering in her ear, making her giggle. Apparently he also told her that she By Lainey • Oct 24, 2016 10:18 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 22, 2016 Paulina Gretzky’s passive-aggressive Instagram post. Well if the shoe fits..💁🏼 A photo posted by Paulina Gretzky (@paulinagretzky) onSep 21, 2016 at 5:19pm PDT Katy Perry leaves comments like “DILF” on most of Orlando’s posts. he's a shaolin master imma have to practice lots to keep By Maria • Sep 22, 2016 04:58 pm
Celebrity Lifestyle Brands John Mayer, Lifestyle Man-Boy When I read Gwyneth Paltrow’s interview in Lenny Letter, it reminded me of Leonardo DiCaprio. Or rather, Lainey’s characterization of Leonardo DiCaprio. You know how Lainey loves to refer to Leo’s STRUGGLE filming The Revenant? How he STRUGGLED? How that STRUGGLE won him an Oscar? Well this By Maria • Sep 21, 2016 04:05 pm
Emmy Awards 2016 John Mayer: Emmys Inexplicable Musician Do we know why…? I read an article that was like “Here’s why John Mayer was at the Emmys…he was part of the house band!” Yeah, thanks. But whyyyyy was he in the house band? Did he write the music? Did he just want a semi-anonymous gig to, By Duana • Sep 19, 2016 08:08 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 13, 2016 Baby number 3 for Alec and Hilaria, and Alec’s fourth child – two daughters and two sons, which I think is great symmetry. I really like the name and I hope Duana doesn’t convince me otherwise. Leoncito!!!!! A photo posted by Alec Baldwin (@iamabfalecbaldwin) onSep 13, 2016 at 8: By Maria • Sep 13, 2016 03:40 pm
Music Taylor Swift’s hidden messages A couple of weeks ago, Taylor Swift posted a photo of herself on Instagram with bleached hair – her best hair ever – from Coachella. Here’s a refresher: BLEACHELLA ⚡️ A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) onApr 15, 2016 at 1:09pm PDT That image on the back of her jacket… By Lainey • Apr 29, 2016 11:25 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 29, 2016 What an amazing array of body shapes chosen to model Jessica Alba’s new denim collaboration. #JAxDL #sneakpeek @dl1961denim #dl1961 cute booty🙌🏽🍑👍🏽 A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) onMar 29, 2016 at 8:31am PDT “Watch TV every day” is the wrong direction – that’s rich coming from a By Maria • Mar 29, 2016 03:56 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 21, 2016 Amy Schumer has been accused of stealing jokes, and she quickly denied it. (Click here to read Sarah’s post on that.) Her friends were pretty quick to defend her as well. Anyone accusing @amyschumer of stealing jokes is a ding dong. She's one of the hardest working By Maria • Jan 21, 2016 04:15 pm
