Assy Style Taylor’s Summer’s Eve This is what I’m calling her dress. Because the lavender and the lace and the embroidery, it all reminds me of a certain generation of delicate ladies who refer to their Summer’s Eves in hushed tones and never miss an afternoon of tea. So why the f-ck is By Lainey • Apr 19, 2010 04:41 am
Jessica Simpson As predicted... Porny was so cute and casual and pretty yesterday at the airport. Click here for a refresher. However, as I noted at the end of that article: “But watch, tomorrow on the talk shows she’ll be back to what they make her: too old and too tacky. If only By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 04:17 am
Douchebags Douchey is sorry. Always sorry John Mayer tweeted at New Year’s that he’d be taking some time to reflect, to cut off his Twitter musings, to try and tame his famewhore. That worked for about a week. Then he spoke to Rolling Stone and extolled the virtues of masturbation, revealing that he jerks By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 01:54 am
Douchebags Porny Crack Best. Interview. EVER. Sure, he’s a vile pig. We’re at rehearsal right now for Olympic Morning, and I am laughing my ass off. Not because that mother-cker isn’t a sick bitch, but because it’s just another case of douche spew coming out of his mouth. Who By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 07:17 am
Douchebags Douchey misses Swifty? Taylor Swift is touring Australia. John Mayer, in yet another cryptic tweet, posted on his Twitter a while ago that he’s missing someone. What's that song that goes "It's a quarter after one, I just huffed a can of ceiling paint and I need By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 08:49 am
Smutty Surgery Madonna’s Jesus Juice So she’s investing in some kind of magic water from Brazil that promises eternal youth. It’s called Vita Coco, aptly named because it’s mixed with coconut milk. Please. You know where this is going. Michael K will be all over this Fountain of Spunk if he isn’ By Lainey • Feb 03, 2010 06:30 am
Hook Ups Grammy Off Key I still love her. Still admire her. Am still down with her talent, her capability, her attitude, her work. But can we all concede she’s not strong on vocals? On the night when she should have been backing up her wins and nominations with some vocals, the vocals totally By Lainey • Feb 01, 2010 04:05 am
Douchebags John Mayer & Keith Urban Crossroads It was taped last night. Third Lip was not seen. There was room for only one ego in the joint, it belonged to John Mayer. One source described it as follows: “he’s a rambling douche”. And his self-indulgent f-ckery wasn’t well received. Here’s an incident that sums By Lainey • Jan 27, 2010 07:59 am
Hook Ups Oh Swifty...please be careful Last night John Mayer was in Nashville for the Crossroads taping with Keith Urban. More on how that went down later. Taylor Swift attended amid speculation that she and Mayer are now dating. My sources tell me she was backstage before the show, totally crushing on him, very "smitten& By Lainey • Jan 27, 2010 06:32 am
Famewhores CNN vs Jennifer Aniston People Magazine may be buying up all the real estate inside Jennifer Aniston’s ass but CNN has taken a decidedly different approach. Which is very surprising. And amazingly smutty. Mainstream outlets don’t usually go for the snark. Theirs is the clean and friendly approach. This why the Blog By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 03:16 am
Jennifer Aniston John Mayer is still f-cking Jen & Jess In his mind. When he jerks off. These are his go-to girls. For reals. And he admits it. To Rolling Stone. Have you heard? Here’s the thing... before we cut him down... I’ll take a John Mayer interview before a bland, boring, generic, cookie cutter interview any time. By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 02:48 am
Exclusives Reading Third Lip and touring with a douche You all had such a good time reading Bill Paxton’s lips the other day after the Golden Globes and deciphering whether or not he said he “lost to cancer” that we’re doing it again, this time with Third Lip Nicole Kidman. Did she drop a f-ck bomb on By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 02:11 am
Douchebags Douchebag borrows material He’s an artist. And the thing about an artist like John Mayer, one of the most pretentious artists in the business, is that he truly believes that his sh-t is the greatest sh-t of all time. That his mind is the most unique, most original, that his thoughts are By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 04:03 am
Douchebags Cleansing didn’t help You can’t clean a douche. Does that make sense? In reference to John Mayer...yes. John announced at New Year’s on his Twitter that he was taking a break from being a dick. So you’ve heard about his pathetic stand up comedy attempts, right? Click here for By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 02:16 am
Hook Ups Porny & Pumpkin in studio together Oh well now they’re bumpin’ arts. You know this means love. Jessica Simpson has publicly acknowledged her relationship with Billy Corgan. Check it out – two photos posted on her Twitter showing them in studio together taken by a professional photographer. Jess looks totally loved up and blissed out. As By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 01:58 am
Douchebags Douchebag is an accidental racist John Mayer, whose expanding ego apparently knows no limits, has apparently been trying his hand at standup comedy. Which is not surprising. If you’ve listened to any of his interviews, or follow him on Twitter, this bitch truly believes he’s the funniest sh-t since Johnny Carson and smarter By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 01:47 am
