Hook Ups Simpson & the Pumpkin E!Online is reporting that Jessica Simpson has found a new boyfriend: Billy Corgan. Random. And terrible. Billy Corgan is talented, sure, but he deals with Courtney Love. Jessica’s now running in this circle? She won’t survive it. Corgan was spotted in the background during a night out By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 04:21 am
Douchebags Douche + Pip They’re hoping Vevo is the music industry’s salvation. I just went to the site, it took a thousand years to load. Heavy traffic. In support of Vevo, many of the most famous and influential artists and players in the world showed up (or were summoned) to support the By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 04:06 am
Douchebags When Pee met Spittle John Mayer covers the new Details. Don’t ask me to summarise the article for you. Just know that he uses a lot of big word and puts them into abstract thoughts and jerks off to the sound of his own voice and the profundity of his purely original thoughts. By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 07:40 am
Hook Ups You idiot etalk has the advance pages and I’m reporting on it for the show tonight at 7pm. It’s Us Weekly’s new exclusive: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. For the third time. Apparently she can’t get enough. Apparently he has some kind of power urine hold on her By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 05:48 am
Style Douchey’s $800 hair I bunked at Duana’s last week when I was in Toronto and Michelle came over one night late and somehow our super fun conversation degenerated into a John Mayer lovefest during which they tried to peer pressure me into appreciating him by playing me his song Comfortable. They sat By Lainey • Oct 13, 2009 07:36 am
Hook Ups Douchebag weekend For Katy Perry. Page Six reports that on Friday night, Katy Petty was spotted at a bar making out with John Mayer. After the MVAs, she and Russell Brand were at a party and ended up going at it in a corner. It’s a like a douchebag buffet in By Lainey • Sep 15, 2009 04:42 am
Douchebags She’s not high fiving his penis What would it be like without John Mayer? I’ll never stop slagging him but I also don’t want him to stop asking to be slagged. So there was a story circulating yesterday that John Mayer has been secretly urinating on Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach/The Hills – click By Lainey • Sep 10, 2009 04:02 am
Douchebags Charity from a douche John Mayer couldn’t make a donation quietly, without fanfare. Of course not. Philanthropy is all about the attention, right? The shenanigans took place yesterday. On his Twitter John challenged TMZ to find his mug shot. So ensued a series of back and forth posts culminating in this photo taken By Lainey • Aug 28, 2009 05:53 am
Douchebags How to behave Like a douche? So apparently it wasn’t his mother – click here to read Sunday’s article about John Mayer out for dinner with two older ladies in his monogrammed jacket trying to be funny. Not funny. At all. And not representative of a man who respects women. Certainly not By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 10:56 am
Douchebags Monogrammed Douche Not sure what this latest f-ckery is all about except to say that it was no ordinary dinner with the moms. After all, it’s John Mayer. In a monogrammed jacket with a friend and their moms as their dates, surrounded by paps, no doubt another John Mayer inside joke By Lainey • Aug 09, 2009 06:59 am
John Mayer Jason > John Remember when John Mayer won a Grammy when it should have been Jason Mraz? Yeah. Me too. I know a lot of you out there are big fans of Jason Mraz, especially Tiffany A who has seen him perform something like 12 times? Or more? Jason was on The Today By Lainey • Aug 07, 2009 05:36 am
Douchebags It’s helping... We are helping? As imaginary friends of Jessica Simpson, I think our work is working. No more articles on People.com from “friends” describing that she’s sad and mopey and a total loser sitting on her mom’s couch drunk texting Tony Romo. Instead, two sightings in a row By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 08:23 am
Douchebags Gift from a Douche How long before they get back together? John Mayer lives for attention. And he knows it would be a great story. Pisser is probably working it with Porny right now over text and Skype, perhaps he sent her a CD of tracks, new limp dick music to heal her broken By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 02:55 am
Break Ups He peed on Porny’s love Why did Romo walk out on Porny? According to Radar John Mayer’s been f-cking around again. Word is everything between Jessica Simpson and QB1 was great…until last Thursday when he found out that Douchebag was still texting her. She was all cagey about the messages and when he By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 12:22 pm
Douchebags What did she expand? Jennifer Aniston on Friday night received the Women in Film Crystal Award for “expanding the role of women in the entertainment industry”. Not trying to be snarky, seriously I’m not. But what exactly did she expand? She plays Rachel Green over and over again. Good Girl: Rachel in a By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 02:47 am
Douchebags Which one is the Fantasy Girl? Porny Simpson, I think. John knew it. He had Shame Face about nailing her but he couldn’t help himself. Say what you will about her but it’s certain: there are many men out there who jerk off to Jessica Simpson. I’ve never met one however who jerks By Lainey • May 20, 2009 05:51 am
