Media Manipulation Johnny Depp is on notice Human cartoon Johnny Depp has had a bad run over the last few years. He's starred in a string of flops ranging from the ill-advised The Tourist to 2013's embarrassing Lone Ranger and now the disastrous Mortdecai, and he has scarfed his way out of the By Sarah • Jan 27, 2015 10:26 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Mortdecai review Last week I was pleasantly surprised when Paddington turned out to be a sweet, adorable film. This week, after seeing Mortdecai, I was not similarly surprised. Because it was not good. Done in the style of pre-war screwball capers, Mortdecai is about Charlie Mortdecai (human cartoon Johnny Depp), an insufferable By Sarah • Jan 26, 2015 01:50 pm
Amazingness Gwyneth improves Johnny A couple of weeks ago, I credited Gwyneth Paltrow in this post for making Johnny Depp more tolerable than he’s been in a while. I’ll do it again here re: their appearance together on Ellen today. The I Have/I Have Never game is great. Their reactions, sitting By Lainey • Jan 22, 2015 04:21 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Johnny’s Hollywood Mortdecai Ewan McGregor was the best last night at the Mortdecai premiere. A bow tie and a leather jacket? Not everyone. But definitely, definitely Ewan. Forever Ewan. Especially true when he’s with Johnny Depp. There’s flair the way Ewan delivers it. And then there’s whatever it is that By Lainey • Jan 22, 2015 10:15 am
Photo Assumption Johnny in Berlin Johnny Depp was in Berlin this weekend for Mortdecai. So far there hasn’t been a carpet in North America. But Johnny’s like Tom Cruise now. Audiences are much more supportive of him overseas. So far there haven’t been any reviews. Mortdecai opens on Friday. The movie is By Lainey • Jan 19, 2015 01:33 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Look who finally showed up Interrupting the Critics’ Choice posts to catch up with Johnny Depp, who finally decided to start promoting Mortdecai last night on Jimmy Kimmel. He was not alone. Amber Heard accompanied him to the studio so that he can prove to you that his much younger fiancé still wants him. For By Lainey • Jan 16, 2015 09:26 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Pre-Globes Fontrum Art of Elysium gala on Saturday. Amber Heard was accepting an award and Johnny Depp came to support her. They made a point of proving to you that they’re not breaking up and not experiencing problems in their relationship by kissing each other with open mouths. Um, OK Johnny, By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 03:14 pm
BFFs GOOP & Amal? Amal Clooney is expected (we hope!) to make her red carpet debut on Sunday at the Golden Globes where George Clooney will be honoured with the Cecil B DeMille. To be presented by Julianna Margulies, as I predicted. You know who else is presenting? Aniston, Kate Hudson, McConaughey, Sienna Miller, By Lainey • Jan 09, 2015 10:18 am
BFFs Johnny & Manson: middle age high school We’re not starting with the People’s Choice Awards today. Today we begin with Marilyn Manson and Johnny Depp, because I’ve just finished reading the Rolling Stone article Meg sent over earlier this week and it’s probably the best celebrity profile of the year, even though the By Lainey • Jan 08, 2015 09:58 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Double gagging How much promotion did Johnny Depp put in for Into The Woods? Almost none, right? Pretty sure he wasn’t at any of the premieres, screenings, Q&As. He’s big enough to cut that out of his job description when he wants to now. I’m not sure By Lainey • Dec 29, 2014 10:39 am
Johnny Depp Tim Burton and the superhero same-old I can’t believe this is a post about superheroes and I’m the one writing it and not nerd Sarah. But, really, it’s not about superheroes. Tim Burton directed the Michael Keaton Batmans. And in an interview with Yahoo Movies this week, while promoting Big Eyes, he compares By Lainey • Dec 19, 2014 12:42 pm
Weddings Rethinking Johnny Depp Most of us have been rethinking Johnny Depp for a while now. You know who else might be? Amber Heard. PEOPLE just posted an article titled: Are Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Cooling Off? Multiple sources tell PEOPLE that they’ve “slowed down” their wedding plans: "There is no By Lainey • Dec 03, 2014 05:40 pm
Relationship Assumption Vanessa doesn’t look back Would you? With what you know now of Johnny Depp, would you look back? I wouldn’t. Not if I’m Vanessa Paradis. There’s only so much of that bullsh-t you can handle. It’s Amber Heard’s problem now. Check out an affectionate Vanessa this weekend in Paris By Lainey • Dec 01, 2014 10:23 am
Media Manipulation Johnny Depp doesn’t give a f-ck Johnny Depp covers the new DETAILS. Into The Woods is coming out soon. He plays the Big Bad Wolf. So this interview is about how he doesn’t give a f-ck anymore. Even though his last few movies took a dump at the box office, Johnny Depp isn’t just By Lainey • Nov 27, 2014 10:23 am
Assy Style Johnny Depp is the fool I’m sure by now you’ve heard about Johnny Depp’s behaviour on stage at the Hollywood Film Awards. They should thank him for acting the fool during the show. Because that was the only moment worth talking about. It became a social media moment too as everyone started By Lainey • Nov 17, 2014 08:53 am
Johnny Depp Johnny & Angelina at the Hollywood Film Awards The Hollywood Film Awards are happening on Friday and will be broadcast (on CBS) for the first time. More presenters were announced yesterday including two very big names: Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp. It will be Jolie’s first move on the award show circuit this season. And it’s By Lainey • Nov 11, 2014 09:46 am
