Movie Reviews and Previews Into The Woods singing trailer I think I peaked too early. When we got the teaser trailer earlier this year, I was so excited. I was SO excited. I spent the next week walking around going “… I wish”… fully primed. Gagging for it. Click here for a refresher. And then yesterday morning when I got By Duana • Nov 07, 2014 10:51 am
Models In Kate’s living room The December issue of British VOGUE is all Kate Moss. There are two covers and she was a contributing editor. At one point she’s able to convince her friends, the Count and Countess von Bismarck, to let them shoot inside their home because that’s where all the good By Lainey • Nov 07, 2014 09:53 am
Media Manipulation Blake Lively > Johnny Depp? It was announced last month that Johnny Depp’s Mortdecai would be released in February – click here for a refresher. And then the trailer came out and, as Sarah pointed out, it made sense why they’d want to bury it there. Mortdecai looks like sh-t. Now they’ve moved By Lainey • Sep 25, 2014 11:45 am
Assy Style GQ Johnny Depp Johnny Depp was in London last night at the GQ Men of the Year Awards presenting to Iggy Pop. That’s your preferred JDepp hairstyle, right? And he’s clean-shaven. And there are no scarves or feathers, just one piece around his neck, and holy sh-t he’s not wearing By Lainey • Sep 03, 2014 10:24 am
Movie Reviews and Previews The Tourist 2: Mortdecai After Johnny Depp’s Mortdecai got kicked to February 2015, it was clear that it was not going to be a good movie. But just how not-good it will be was a mystery, at least until yesterday when the first trailer was released. We now have some idea of how By Sarah • Aug 13, 2014 10:24 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Pirates of the Caribbean: Not dead yet Yesterday Disney announced that Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales is being kicked from summer 2016 to July 7, 2017. Apparently they’re doing this because they want to get the script “just right”—hahahaha, like the script in these movies matter. This is the second delay By Sarah • Jul 24, 2014 01:33 pm
Music Johnny plays for Willie Willie Nelson played a show in Boston last night. And Johnny Depp played a set with him. Willie apparently introduced him as just “Johnny”. Which, fine, I guess he didn’t want to upstage the main act but if he wasn’t Johnny DEPP, would he have been invited to By Lainey • Jun 18, 2014 10:56 am
Assy Style Where’s Johnny Depp? Nicolas Cage was at the Guns N’ Roses show the other night. That’s Andrew Dice Clay with him. The photo was posted on the band’s Instagram. Please take a close look at Cage’s style – the hat, the beads around the neck, the t-shirt with his own face, By Lainey • Jun 09, 2014 10:08 am
Assy Style Picture Him On Top Of You: Johnny Depp edition Never, ever, ever thought we’d play my game, Picture Him On Top Of You, featuring Johnny Depp. Ever. When I invented it, it was because we kept covering these Hollywood parties we’d always see these women, these gorgeous gorgeous women, wrapped around the grossest, sickest, vilest, richest men. By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 03:38 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Franco & Depp’s fiancée Johnny Depp’s fiancée is currently shooting a movie in New York with James Franco, The Adderall Diaries. The story is about HIS character, obviously. They look like they get on well. Magazines keep putting her on the cover. With nothing to promote…except the fact that Johnny Depp asked By Lainey • Jun 02, 2014 11:34 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Johnny Depp to rub scarves all over Houdini There is a handful of films I want, kind of desperately, to see in my lifetime, and for some reason, they’re all biopics. They are, in order: Nikola Tesla, Harry Houdini, World War II ladyspies Christine Granville and/or Nancy Wake, and pirates Bartholomew Roberts and Jean Lafitte. Out By Sarah • May 28, 2014 11:59 am
Photo Assumption Younger with a kiss Can a kiss make you younger? Can a kiss from a younger woman make you feel younger? Can a kiss from a younger woman make you believe you’re still young? Johnny Depp leaned in for a kiss from his fiancée the other day in New York before flying out. By Lainey • May 15, 2014 11:59 am
Gross Johnny Depp holds his girlfriend Do you feel like Johnny Depp is in your face a LOT these days? A lot more than he ever used to be? We’d go months not seeing him before. A long, long time. JD knew how to go underground. Like Tom Cruise, like Brange, he has the resources, By Lainey • May 07, 2014 09:36 am
Gross Mr Peanut & his fiancée at the MET Gala So many of you emailed and tweeted at me about this last night. The Mr Peanut thing. And several other outlets are on the peanut train. And I decided I’d be lazy and just go with it because Johnny Depp has become a cartoon cliché. So why should I By Lainey • May 06, 2014 11:56 am
Johnny Depp Not the future Mrs Depp This is Vanessa Paradis arriving at a French talk show in Paris yesterday getting creative with her short hair. And some shots of her from a couple of weeks ago in NYC at a premiere. Looking cool as f-ck. Vanessa is 41 years old. Johnny Depp aged her out. And By Lainey • May 01, 2014 01:02 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Johnny Depp’s career to be buried in February 2015 It is with heavy hearts that we announce that after a long battle, Johnny Depp’s career has succumbed to a case of mid-life crisis that proved terminal. Depp’s career fought mid-life crisis for several years, but suffered a decline beginning in 2011 from which it never recovered, undergoing By Sarah • Apr 25, 2014 09:54 am
