Movie Reviews and Previews The Lone Ranger looks sh-tty, will make money anyway The second trailer for Disney’s The Lone Ranger is out and oh God, it looks hilariously awful. Not because of Johnny Depp as Tonto, but because it just looks like a clichéd, bloated summer action movie. So, like, bad in the regular way. People are, of course, always and By Sarah • Dec 11, 2012 01:20 pm
Celebrity Real Estate Johnny Depp buys $17.5 million Nashville home In this edition of Celebrity Real Estate, Johnny Depp has purchased a $17.5 million home in Music City. The mansion is almost 20,000 sq ft. And, since his breakup with Vanessa Paradis, this is the second house he’s bought in the last three months, the other a By Lainey • Dec 05, 2012 11:42 am
Douchebags Johnny & Amber’s private patio This, apparently, is still happening. According to Page Six, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard (who supposedly has short brown hair now) were at a club together on Monday night. They were “flirty” and sat close together by themselves on a patio that had been blocked off just for them. Which. By Lainey • Nov 08, 2012 10:15 am
Assy Style Johnny and the scarves at Elton’s party Elton John threw a big party to celebrate husband David Furnish’s 50th birthday last night in LA. Johnny Depp showed up. And can you believe it? I think he maybe only wore 2 scarves. Just 2 and not 5! Still, definitely 5 necklaces. And an assortment of rings. But By Lainey • Oct 26, 2012 11:15 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Johnny Depp ‘s Tonto might not be a joke Gore Verbinski’s The Lone Ranger has been something of a cursed movie. Pre-production budget wrangling turned into on location over-spending, an already long shoot fell behind schedule, and, tragically, a member of the crew died in an accident on set. It just doesn’t get worse than that. But By Sarah • Oct 04, 2012 11:16 am
Assy Style Johnny Depp at TIFF 2012 Winona Ryder was in our etalk lounge today. It’s impossible how beautiful she is. Like, you can’t even imagine how much more beautiful in person. Anyway, as far as I know, the conjuring hasn’t worked yet. Winona’s premiere is tonight. Johnny was here for the documentary By Lainey • Sep 10, 2012 03:53 pm
Gossip Nostalgia What’s your TIFF 2012 wish for the Gossip Genie? Crazy Notebook fans will hope for a Rachel and Ryan reconciliation as both have films there. Twi-Hards might hope that Kristen Stewart will show up with Robert Pattinson by her side, forgiven. But, but, but... Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder are both expected ... It’s been 20 years. Like, almost By Lainey • Aug 21, 2012 04:30 pm
TIFF 2012 Coverage TIFF 2012 - select observations about the guest list Last year we had Brange and George. This year Johnny Depp and Will Smith. That’s a win when you can secure any two of the big 5 and both Depp and Smith were on the TIFF expected guest list released this morning. A few quick notes which, by no By Lainey • Aug 21, 2012 10:45 am
Johnny Depp Johnny Depp: make up and accessorise There was an Aerosmith show last night in LA. Here’s Johnny Depp showing up for Steven Tyler’s afterparty at Pink Taco. I guess that’s who he is now, a celebrity who goes to parties at Pink Taco. With 25 ropes and bands around his neck, several cuffs, By Lainey • Aug 07, 2012 10:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Oh, you too Johnny? This is Johnny Depp at Nice airport today with his children Lily-Rose and Jack. Apparently they’re on holiday in the South of France. Given that he’s packing some beer along with them, perhaps they’re heading out on the boat? The boat is called Vajoliroja - Vanessa, Johnny, By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 04:10 pm
Break Ups Amber Heard still has a girlfriend And a boyfriend? In Touch reported a couple of weeks ago that Amber Heard and her girlfriend Tasya were done. That’s In Touch for you. Amber and Tasya stepped out together yesterday. They’re not done. That doesn’t mean she’s not also f-cking Johnny Depp (which, I By Lainey • Jul 12, 2012 02:24 pm
Hook Ups The Johnny Amber strategy As mentioned yesterday in the coverage of the Us Weekly article on Johnny Depp’s “broken heart”, the magazine’s sources claim that Johnny stepped out on Vanessa with an extra on Pirates Of The Caribbean and maybe Eva Green and Amber Heard and his publicist, but only because V By Lainey • Jun 28, 2012 11:48 am
Break Ups It’s all Vanessa’s fault Here we go. And we were waiting for it, weren’t we? This is the cover of the new issue of Us Weekly. Us Weekly is published by Jann Wenner, a good friend of Johnny Depp. Last week I wondered about Us Weekly’s coverage of the situation while every By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 10:05 am
Break Ups Depp Damage Control Is it weird if Johnny Depp’s publicist has to work on damage controlling her client’s reputation following his breakup from Vanessa Paradis if the breakup had something to do with the publicist? At this point it’s not like Robin Baum doesn’t know. It’s not like By Lainey • Jun 22, 2012 11:05 am
Break Ups The breaking of Johnny & Vanessa Some more insight into the confirmation yesterday that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are over but first, the timing of the announcement was not an accident. They waited for all magazines to close on Monday before releasing their statement yesterday so that they’d be able to avoid the supermarket By Lainey • Jun 20, 2012 12:06 pm
Break Ups Johnny & Vanessa: officially done They’ve confirmed that they have “amicably separated”. This after PEOPLE initially reported in January that they were all but over, living separate lives. Last month Johnny tried to deny it while promoting Dark Shadows but it looks like they couldn’t make the save. After 14 years and 2 By Lainey • Jun 19, 2012 01:57 pm
