Jude Law Dandy tries to Man-up Jude Law is trying to man-up. Arrested yesterday for allegedly kicking the sh-t out of a photographer who was taking photos of his children, Jude was detained by police and released on bail, scheduled to return to court next month. Jude claims he was trying to protect this children, the By Lainey • Sep 05, 2007 03:06 am
Jude Law Textbook Swoon He doesn’t do it for me but some crazy bitch always sends me hate mail whenever I rag on his pansy ass so he must do it for someone. And I suppose, in a theatrical, the-cameras-are-rolling romantic comedy kind of way, Jude Law has a certain flavour …if that’ By Lainey • Aug 28, 2007 03:46 am
Jude Law Polka Dot Pansy at the Beach Jude Law in Cornwall on holiday with his children frolicking on the beach and even though his polka tie neck tie isn’t making an appearance, it might as well be tied around his waist. I don’t care how hard he tries to grow that fur on his chest By Lainey • Aug 17, 2007 03:35 am
Jude Law Is Chelsy Chav? I don’t think so but Karen L and I were debating it the other night at the Sanderson Hotel. She says yes, I say no…You? Here’s Chelsy arriving at Heathrow yesterday, likely joining Hot Harry on a Horse at the Concert for Diana on Sunday. Girl can By Lainey • Jun 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Simpson The Star of Cannes It hurt to write that. Excruciating pain. But during a week of sin and sex, when things get going at 2am, who else could be Queen but Pamela Anderson. She was flown out for a day to promote her sh-t ass movie Blonde and Blonder and also to promote the By Lainey • May 17, 2007 08:00 pm
Jude Law For the first time Attracted to Jude Law for the first time. And it’s not as though I’ve never seen him before. I saw him last year at TIFF. Was at a party, he was holding court with Ethan Hawke – both total greaseballs, Jude in a leather vest greaseball kind of way… By Lainey • May 16, 2007 08:00 pm
Jared Leto Perennially Pinned Pupils caught on tape Only a matter of time. Lindsay Lohan allegedly caught on videotape snorting cocaine, pulling a baggie out of her pocket and shoving her finger up a friend’s nose before hoovering some for herself. The tape, taken one night a few weeks ago at Teddy’s, has been sold to By Lainey • May 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Jude Law Norah Jones CD Giveaway!!! Big year for Norah. Acting in her first feature – My Blueberry Nights opposite Jude Law will open the Cannes film festival. Blueberry is one of the year’s most anticipated films, not only because of the cast but because it marks director Wong Kar Wai’s English directorial debut. And By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Jude Law Dating Doppelganger Jude Law has a new girl. Her name is Kim Hersov, 34 years old, the editor at large for UK Harper’s Bazaar, and is what Sienna Miller will look like in 10 years if she doesn’t drug and booze away her good looks. Compare and contrast…see? Anyway, By Lainey • Apr 19, 2007 08:00 am
Denise Richards Karma Hits Two Bitches As Dina Lohan would say… Justice! And this is what happens when you attack the elderly with a laptop and destroy someone else’s property. Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson sued by two photographers stemming from the Laptop Incident last fall, during which Denise charged up several flights of stairs By Lainey • Mar 26, 2007 08:00 am
Jude Law Lindsay Lohan: abuses self, abuses dogs? Mistreats her own body? Fine. sh-ts all over her own career? Fine too. But ruin the lives of 2 dogs on a whim? Check out the hardpartying Lilo on the cover of the new GQ, rehabilitated and clubbing every night, and graduating from water to mystery liquid to champagne as By Lainey • Mar 21, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Looking Ahead My husband and I – if we manage to look anywhere close to this good in 20 years, I’ll be a happy bitch. Richard Gere and Carey Lowell at the premiere of The Hoax last night. Pompous prick yes… but he’s aging well, non? The man is my father’ By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Jude Law: in Tokyo, with Cam, on Lilo? Have you seen The Holiday? My poor husband was forced to sit through it with me yesterday only because he felt sorry for my sorry sick ass. It was too long and it sucked and we spent the entire time: 1. appalled at Cameron Diaz’s acting range. Honestly…she By Lainey • Mar 14, 2007 08:00 am
Jude Law Jude Law: Dandy Pants get an award From the French, something about his contribution to cinema. And much as I’m confounded by the quiveration he inspires in some, much as I can’t stand his cockadoodle dandy appeal, I do agree about Jude’s acting resumé - it’s true that he’s limited his sh-tty By Lainey • Mar 01, 2007 07:00 am
Jude Law Britney gets Lawyer...why? She left rehab, she met with a lawyer called Blair Berk who has repped Mel Gibson and Reese Witherspoon in the past. Mel for his blubbering drunken tirade, Reese for pappy intrusion. Not known why Britney went in for the meeting though it"s not likely to do with By Lainey • Feb 21, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston The Daily Déjà vu: the Aniston breasts exposed Why does this keep happening? Let’s reiterate, yet again, that her tits are terrific. Not big, not small, perfect teardrop shape, great gravity – they’re lovely, along with her hair, they’re her best feature. And perhaps knowing this, they are the features she puts forward most often. Time By Lainey • Feb 12, 2007 07:00 am
