Douchebags Just Andrew is a regular degular Prince Andrew and Buckingham Palace announced two weeks ago that he would no longer use his title or his honours, and go by Just Andrew. As I wrote yesterday before the big news broke, this was a meaningless gesture. All it meant was that he wouldn’t go around calling By Lainey • Oct 31, 2025 11:38 am
Jock Smut Prince Harry actually doesn’t know her It’s been almost two weeks since Just Andrew and Buckingham Palace announced that he can keep his titles but has agreed not to use them which… is that kinda like owning a car but promising not to drive it? You still own the f-cking car – it’s the most By Lainey • Oct 30, 2025 12:43 pm
Royals Just Andrew TW for sexual assault It’s been big news the last few days as the loser formerly known as Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, and I don’t give a goddamn if that wasn’t the correct styling, is now just Andrew. He’s not been stripped of his By Lainey • Oct 20, 2025 11:43 am
TV Updates Intro for September 17, 2024 Dear Gossips, Ruth Wilson was in New York yesterday promoting the new Amazon series, A Very Royal Scandal. This show is from the same producers as A Very English Scandal and A Very British Scandal, two acclaimed series about political and social figures in England, starring Hugh Grant, Ben Whishaw By Lainey • Sep 17, 2024 09:58 am
Royals Scoop: Randy Andy and the Teddy Bear With King Charles out of commission and Kate recovering from abdominal surgery, the British royal family starting lineup has been pretty lean – and it was lean to begin with – so Prince Andrew’s sweat glands might have miraculously started working again in hopes that, perhaps, he might come out of By Lainey • Mar 19, 2024 01:56 pm
Royals Intro for August 29, 2023 Dear Gossips, The British royals are carrying on the tradition set by Queen Elizabeth II and are currently in Scotland for the end of the summer. This is the first time that King Charles has been on holiday at Balmoral since he became monarch last year. Which is why, for By Lainey • Aug 29, 2023 09:30 am
Royals Prince Andrew: The Royal Squatter A week after a pompy Prince Andrew showed up King Charles’s coronation in a velvet royal robe trying to use the moment of flash to remind people that he’s a still a noble, we’re hearing that he’s refusing to leave Royal Lodge, his home in Windsor. By Lainey • May 15, 2023 02:55 pm
Royals Harry and Meghan: The Eviction Dinner Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were seen together for the first time in months last night. Page Six has the photos. I know for some people it seems like Harry and Meghan are always up in our faces… because the British tabloids can’t stop talking about them but they By Lainey • Mar 01, 2023 12:36 pm
Royals Prince Andrew: legs spread in the bath Prince Andrew has been in the headlines the last couple of days because I guess there’s a campaign behind the scenes to rehabilitate him. Who’s asking for this is a mystery. Like are hard core royalists out there sitting around lamenting the absence of Andrew while they’re By Lainey • Jan 31, 2023 11:22 am
Royals Report: King Charles to pay for Andrew’s security Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have been telling people for years that they are at risk from attack by white supremacists who’ve been encouraged by the tabloids spreading disinformation about them. Neil Basu, the former head of counter terrorism for the Met Police, recently confirmed that those threats were By Lainey • Dec 20, 2022 10:22 am
Royals Prince Andrew’s Character Witness: A Sex Trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, former girlfriend and associate of the dead rapist pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, also referred to as his “madame”, was found guilty earlier this year of conspiring to help Epstein sexually abuse teenage girls. She is serving time in prison pending an appeal. Ghislaine is now speaking out and she’ By Lainey • Oct 17, 2022 03:11 pm
Royals Sad Prince Andrew Here is Prince Andrew, looking despondent while riding his horse through Windsor Park. Look, I’m sorry the guy’s mom just died, in the way I am sorry when anyone’s mom dies. I wish no moms ever died, unless you are Jenette McCurdy, in which case, live your By Sarah • Sep 27, 2022 11:02 am
Royals Prince Andrew and Prince Harry: Royal Mourning Attire The British royal family is all about titles and symbolism and ceremony. The Queen’s funeral and all the events leading up to it then will be heavy on all of that presentation and now they’ve found themselves in a situation about military uniforms. In other words… CLOTHING. This By Lainey • Sep 12, 2022 10:50 am
Royals Prince Andrew: An Ongoing Problem Here are some photos of Prince Andrew from the weekend out horseback riding at Windsor. He looks relaxed, safely protected by his mother and the Palace, even though he’s also the family shame. Andrew is the shame and the constant headache because while he’s been hoping that his By Lainey • Jul 26, 2022 12:47 pm
Royals Prince Andrew: Self Service (and stupid) Public Relations This weekend, fresh off his “strong-arming” of the Queen at Prince Philip’s memorial service, when he escorted his mother to her seat at Westminster Abbey, thereby ensuring that EVERYONE would see him, Prince Andrew decided to offer his precious insight into the war on Ukraine by paying tribute to By Lainey • Apr 05, 2022 10:05 am
Royals A Humbled Prince William and a Defiant Prince Andrew You’d think, after the public relations mess of Prince William and Catherine Cambridge’s tour last week of Belize, Jamaica, and The Bahamas, that the British royals would be trying to pivot this week and avoid any more negative headlines, especially on the occasion of the late Prince Philip’ By Lainey • Mar 30, 2022 11:09 am
