Mark Wahlberg Pink shorts, yacht life Some celebrities are in St Barts to close out the year. Others are in Barbados. Rihanna’s been seen at home this week. Simon Cowell is a regular there. And Mark Wahlberg, his wife Rhea Durham and their kids are also in Barbados for the holiday. Mark was photographed in By Lainey • Dec 29, 2016 01:44 pm
Maple Leaf Justin Bieber gets what he wants Four years ago, Justin Bieber was bitterly disappointed that his album, Believe, was not nominated for any Grammys. At the time, Grammys meant a lot to Justin. At the time, he thought he’d worked hard enough to deserve it. Last year, Justin won a Grammy for Where Are U By Lainey • Dec 07, 2016 11:13 am
Assy Style Justin on break Justin Bieber played his last show of the Purpose tour in London last night. He now has a couple of months off before heading to Latin America in February, although he’s scheduled to perform in Miami Beach on New Year’s Eve. He needs the break though. As we’ By Lainey • Nov 30, 2016 11:23 am
Justin Bieber Justin Bieber’s tour tantrums Justin Bieber is touring England. It’s been a long tour. It started in March. He’s expected to tour through this month and next month, and do a few shows in December. And then pick up again in Australia and New Zealand next March. As I’ve noted repeatedly By Lainey • Oct 24, 2016 12:50 pm
Break Ups Justin Bieber and Sofia Richie Break Up It’s the breakup heard ‘round the world. It’s the breakup that made us scream, “LOVE ISN’T REAL!” Just kidding. It’s the breakup that you scrolled passed on your Twitter timeline and kept scrolling because you didn’t give a f-ck. Justin Bieber and his girlfriend of By Kathleen • Sep 20, 2016 02:37 pm
Famewhores Orlando Bloom is blonde, and on Instagram About a month ago, Orlando Bloom was photographed on holiday with Katy Perry and he wasn’t wearing any clothes. Those photos were all over the internet. And he didn’t complain. Nobody cried about privacy being invaded, nobody called it a violation. I called it a cock-boost. Because Orlando’ By Lainey • Sep 16, 2016 03:46 pm
Maple Leaf JB sulks off Instagram Justin Bieber is spending time with Sofia Richie. And he showed her off on Instagram. And then his fans reacted so he got pissy with them. And then Selena Gomez interrupted his flow and told him to quit moaning. And he clapped back and told her that he made her. By Lainey • Aug 16, 2016 02:55 pm
Girly Throw Downs Justin vs Selena Well thanks God. Before this summer, celebrity breakups were getting so classy and civilised, and Gwyneth was taking credit for the trend of famous conscious uncoupling. But there’s only so much class and civility to be had on social media in a generation raised on Paris Hilton, The Hills, By Lainey • Aug 15, 2016 12:51 pm
Maple Leaf Justin Bieber and Sofia Richie Justin Bieber and Sofia Richie have been spending a lot of time together. They were seen holding hands last week. And on Tuesday she was seen in pyjamas leaving his place in the morning. And yesterday they went for a hike and then flew out on a private jet together By Lainey • Aug 11, 2016 01:11 pm
Top Reads The celebrity dick-off Nine months after the world met Justin Bieber’s dick, we were introduced to Orlando Bloom’s last week. Thank you paparazzi. Let’s come back to the paps in a minute. For now, it’s the celebrity dick-off. And since Orly and JB have history, JB decided to respond By Lainey • Aug 08, 2016 03:21 pm
Media Manipulation Orlando’s career gets a cock-boost When was the last time anyone cared about Orlando Bloom’s work? Orlando Bloom is at the top of no one’s list of actors for any given project. For the last almost 10 years, any conversation about Orlando Bloom involves his personal life: married to Miranda Kerr, trying to By Lainey • Aug 04, 2016 01:02 pm
Tom Brady Smutty Social Media, August 3, 2016 I wish every profile about third best Joker Jared Leto started with this tweet. I bet the scene from American Beauty where Ricky talks about the dancing plastic bag is Jared Leto's ringtone— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) April 30, 2014 George Wallace has some soothing words for Chachi. I By Maria • Aug 03, 2016 02:22 pm
Girly Throw Downs #TaylorSwiftWhatUp This is what’s trending high on Twitter at the time of this post. Because of what Justin Bieber Instagrammed early this morning: Taylor swift what up A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) onAug 2, 2016 at 1:12am PDT So he’s on Facetime with Kanye. And, given By Lainey • Aug 02, 2016 10:16 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 29, 2016 Yesterday I posted a Maverick throwback, and today Annabelle Wallis shared this from the set of The Mummy. We don’t get a lot of Tom on social media, but do you think he secretly uses Instagram? Is that frowned upon by the organization or is he “clear” enough to By Maria • Jul 29, 2016 03:01 pm
Smutty Tingles Smutty Social Media, July 20, 2016 Since it’s the week of showing receipts, Chrissy Teigen hopped on Twitter to answer questions like how do celebs find their assistants (they steal them) and is it awkward to ask for another celeb’s phone number (yes). toss up between thai lady boy and John's " By Maria • Jul 20, 2016 02:35 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, June 29, 2016 Another summer in Vancouver, another year I probably won’t hike the Grouse Grind. If Neil Patrick Harris takes a gondola up, I actually feel less bad about being a lump of uselessness. Vancouver is awesome. Took the family up to Grouse Mountain, rode a gondola, saw a lumberjack show By Maria • Jun 29, 2016 05:24 pm