Smutty Tingles Smutty Social Media, Monday September 14, 2015 Lindsay Lohan’s completely clear, not at all drug-induced late night Instagram post. But if money means more than freedom, stay in California. they always come back. I love you NYC 💋they always come back. I love you NYC 💋 #godblesstheworld #michaeljackson #rip miss you as my real only private friend. By Maria • Sep 14, 2015 04:38 pm
Maple Leaf Platinum Bieber Justin Bieber performed today on The Today Show. With some new hair. 99% of you are probably rolling your eyes. I'm in my own corner, digging the sh-t out of it. But I have a thing for platinum blonde hair, cut short on the sides, floppy on top. By Lainey • Sep 10, 2015 03:50 pm
Maple Leaf Justin Bieber: twang and drum There’s been a lot of talk about Justin Bieber’s management not letting him do any live interviews to promote his new song What Do You Mean because they don’t want him to f-ck up all the gains he’s made the last 6 months during his tour By Lainey • Sep 03, 2015 11:00 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Wednesday September 2, 2015 Jake Gyllenhaal eating pasta in Italy – and do my eyes deceive me or is that Joaquin on the right? Never send Jake Gyllenhaal to a film festival on an empty stomach. Stay tuned for more behind-the-scenes photos of the #VeniceFilmFestival as shot by @gregwilliamsphotography. A photo posted by Vanity Fair By Maria • Sep 02, 2015 05:06 pm
MTV VMA 2015 Coverage What Do You Mean, why are you crying? At the beginning of the night, my post on Justin Bieber was supposed to be about his hair. I love his hair. And I'm not even done offending you. While some are comparing JB's hair to Brad Pitt, or that woman who had all those kids, By Lainey • Aug 31, 2015 08:11 am
Maple Leaf What Do You Mean, Justin Bieber? His new song, What Do You Mean, came out today. He’ll be performing it at the VMAs on Sunday. And the video will be released right after the show. Here’s a teaser for it that he just posted on Instagram: you got the song and the lyric video. By Lainey • Aug 28, 2015 03:03 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Tuesday August 25, 2015 Everyone is so focused on Taylor Swift and guests that no one noticed Kate Hudson’s glorious banana clip. TSwift with my boys 👼👼 ✨ @taylorswift #SuchFun #LovesOfMyLife A photo posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) onAug 25, 2015 at 1:05am PDT Chris Rock’s favourite superhero. The best superhero I' By Maria • Aug 25, 2015 04:22 pm
Maple Leaf Intro for July 30, 2015 Dear Gossips, Can’t go a day right now without hearing Where Are U Now at least a dozen times. So far, on my drive to work this morning, it’s already been twice. Justin Bieber told Ryan Seacrest he has a new track called What Do You Mean dropping By Lainey • Jul 30, 2015 09:40 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Tuesday June 30, 2015 Blake Lively kisses a giraffe. ...that time I went girl on girl. #CouldveDoneWithALittleLessTongue A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) onJun 30, 2015 at 8:09am PDT I had to read the caption because I wasn’t sure if this was Rumer or Demi. My mom is the cutest human By Maria • Jun 30, 2015 04:14 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Friday June 26, 2015 There’s a lot of celebration on social media today. This one in particular stood out. "SHE went to Jared!" ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️— jenny slate (@jennyslate) June 26, 2015 Jessica Chastain supports Rose McGowan. As do I. Her treatment confirms the misogyny underpinning the industry. She should be celebrated for speaking By Maria • Jun 26, 2015 03:08 pm
Music Am I supposed to be looking at what I’m looking at? Am I supposed to be looking at what I’m looking at? The video for Selena Gomez’s Good For You has been released online. The song is basically a four minute moan and tease. She’s telling her lover that no one else can f-ck him like she f-cks By Lainey • Jun 26, 2015 01:03 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Thursday June 18, 2015 I’m thankful this “scandal” didn’t go down around Halloween. Can you imagine the dumb-ass costumes people would create? And it’s not even a funny idea. #CallMeRachel #MyCasualLook A photo posted by Kelly Osbourne (@kellyosbourne) onJun 18, 2015 at 9:07am PDT Nicole Richie and Instagram sensation The By Maria • Jun 18, 2015 05:41 pm
Maple Leaf JB & Hailey Baldwin in Miami Speaking of Justin Bieber… He’s in Miami with friends, including Hailey Baldwin who might be more than his friend. Everyone’s been wondering whether or not they’ve crossed that line. Ask Mark Wahlberg. He knows all about the f-cking line. As you can see, the two are rather By Lainey • Jun 16, 2015 09:49 am
Douchebags Crossing Mark Wahlberg’s line It occurred to me when I was writing today’s open about Chris Pratt and the Sexiest Man Alive that Mark Wahlberg has never been the Sexiest Man Alive. He’s a possibility, I guess. He’d probably be a popular one, for some. Not here though. Sorry. Marky Mark By Lainey • Jun 16, 2015 09:23 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Thursday June 11, 2015 It’s been a long time since I’ve seen Anthony Kiedis. Why can’t Johnny Depp be styled like this? Cool but not try-hard. Red Hot Chilli Pepper, lead singer, co-songwriter, great father! Here is Anthony Kiedis and his son Everly Bear. Thanks guys for joining us in our By Maria • Jun 11, 2015 03:44 pm
Hook Ups Just in time for summer… This is happening again… Justin Bieber + Selena Gomez. Right now, it’s blowing up on Twitter. Because last night they showed up together on Snapchat with some friends and Rich Wilkerson Jr, the pastor. And you know how this sh-t works. If they didn’t want you to know they By Lainey • May 28, 2015 10:32 am
