Maple Leaf Roast for ego A promo for Justin Bieber's upcoming roast on Comedy Central has just been released. Like I said before, I don't know why people were initially so happy about this like they actually thought he'd be embarrassed. About what? He gets to take his shirt By Lainey • Feb 17, 2015 03:55 pm
Maple Leaf The Justin Bieber Contrition Tour Week 2 Justin Bieber was on Ellen last week to show you that he’s not a dick anymore. Then he posted another “I’m sorry” video on Instagram calling himself “arrogant and conceited”. Because, as I surmised at the time (click here for a refresher), everybody loves Nick Jonas’s Jealous. By Lainey • Feb 05, 2015 01:02 pm
Quiveration Um, I might be a Belieber Has he changed? Is he really sorry? F-ck. I don’t care. All I’m hearing is his big boy voice. And the way his sweater’s hanging off of him on Ellen. And his hair, growing out, curling around his ears and his neck. This is me on one By Lainey • Jan 29, 2015 03:39 pm
Maple Leaf Justin Bieber: reformed and roastable? TMZ posted a story late last night about how Justin Bieber’s been changing his ways. He’s polite to people now. A couple of times this week in LA, he was out for dinner and paid for other people’s meals because they gave him a seat. Something like By Lainey • Jan 21, 2015 03:38 pm
Hook Ups Selena & Justin & Zedd I do wonder what Selena Gomez thinks when she’s watching shows like Saturday Night Live and they’re mocking her boyfriend/ex-boyfriend about being a child. That can’t be a turn-on. But who am I to talk? I’ve slept with a lot of hideous people. In fact, By Lainey • Jan 19, 2015 11:25 am
Dumbass Mrs Wahlberg vs the Beliebers One of my favourite Golden Globe moments of all time happened at one of the after-parties in 2011. My etalk colleague Jessi Cruickshank was covering that carpet. And when Mark Wahlberg arrived with his wife, she asked him about Justin Bieber. Which resulted in the most amazing cut-eye bitch-face from By Lainey • Jan 09, 2015 11:34 am
Maple Leaf cK JB Well this shouldn’t be a surprise. Justin Bieber for Calvin Klein, officially. I mean he’s been Instagramming it for months. A lot of you have a lot to say about this. Gross. Nasty. Sick. Vile. Some people are comparing JB’s cK ads unfavourably to Marky Mark’s. By Lainey • Jan 07, 2015 05:10 pm
Justin Bieber Behind the Music Do you think Selena and Justin will reunite for the holidays? You know how it is – a “Merry Xmas” text turns into a Christmas tree emoji and the next thing you know they’re making plans to meet for New Year’s Eve. That’s how these two work, and By Maria • Dec 22, 2014 03:59 pm
Break Ups Selena came down with the drama I have a friend, H, and she has an expression. It’s the best. She dropped it on me once when we were at a work meeting years ago, before I started blogging full-time. One of our colleagues, P, was upset about some negative feedback. She sulked for the rest By Lainey • Dec 17, 2014 04:49 pm
Maple Leaf Bleached Bieber Justin Bieber is ultra yellow blonde now. I suppose everyone wants to try it once. Even Brad Pitt. Even my husband. Jacek did it when we first moved in together. He was 25, I was 26. It was HOT. He’s long and lanky, like a surfer, so it worked By Lainey • Dec 08, 2014 10:33 am
Music An angel and the shower On the subject of perspective… I’ve written about it so many times, what heartbreak is like at that age – so singular and isolating, so…narcissistic. You don’t think anyone has ever hurt the way you hurt. You think you INVENTED hurt. Despite what she posted on Instagram from By Lainey • Nov 24, 2014 11:02 am
Break Ups Selena Gomez: what her heart wants, or wanted Have you watched Selena Gomez’s new video for The Heart Wants What It Wants yet? It was just released this morning. The song is OK. It’s the video that really makes it…something. But first, let’s talk about this expression, “the heart wants what it wants”. She’ By Lainey • Nov 06, 2014 02:37 pm
Break Ups A month is more than expected Selena Gomez returned to LA yesterday after a couple of days in Paris. Looks like she got right on the plane after the Louis Vuitton show because she’s wearing the same top she was photographed in at the event. Justin Bieber was also in Paris. He was seen with By Lainey • Oct 02, 2014 12:31 pm
Maple Leaf Like Bieber, like Leo Justin Bieber partied in Cannes this year. One night, at a club, he took the mic and dropped a few verses. Because, you know, in his head, he’s a badass. Here’s the video. Are you impressed? Is that the kind of cool you want to be around? You By Lainey • Sep 23, 2014 01:06 pm
Boy Sh-t Like Bieber, like Timberlake? I read the best story on Dlisted (original source uproxx) yesterday. You remember Ashton Kutcher’s Punk’d? And one of the best episodes was when Ashton played Justin Timberlake? JT came home to find government employees taking over his home because he hadn’t paid his taxes. He started By Lainey • Sep 23, 2014 11:39 am
Famewhores You boo, he takes his clothes off Oh Brooklyn. You gave him a reason. I mean, he never really needs a reason. But now he’s just made it his thing. So Justin Bieber was at Fashion Rocks last night. As he stepped on stage to present with model Lara Stone, the crowd started hissing. In response, By Lainey • Sep 10, 2014 11:24 am
