Hook Ups The Justin Bieber tapes I’m not sure it’s a good idea for you to watch these on a Monday morning. I’m not sure it’s a good idea to show you something that will make you violent on a Monday morning. So maybe don’t watch if you have an important By Lainey • Mar 10, 2014 09:12 am
Selena Gomez Justin Bieber’s Gossip Nostalgia Selena Gomez went to the Vanity Fair Oscar party. Then Justin Bieber posted this on his Instagram: “Most elegant princess in the world” God that is gross. The wording is gross. That notion that women should be princesses in the minds of their lovers. And then there’s the public-ness By Lainey • Mar 04, 2014 01:55 pm
Maple Leaf Flying with Baby Justin Bieber flew to New York last week from Toronto after setting off a storm of sh-t here at the police station. He was apparently detained for 5 hours upon arrival on alleged suspicion of drugs. Now NBC News is releasing details from the official flight report. According to the By Lainey • Feb 06, 2014 09:56 am
Maple Leaf JB: An outlaw in 3 territories Justin Bieber is being investigated in Los Angeles for egging his neighbour’s home. He was arrested in Miami last week for DUI and some other sh-t. He turned himself in to Toronto Police last night and was charged with assault from an incident that happened at the end of By Lainey • Jan 30, 2014 10:52 am
Maple Leaf Intro for January 30, 2014 Dear Gossips, I had every intention of watching Miley’s MTV Unplugged last night. But I missed it. You know why? JUSTIN BIEBER. He came home to Toronto and turned himself into police and our freezing city almost melted down. JB hijacked everyone’s night. And our morning. So my By Lainey • Jan 30, 2014 09:21 am
Maple Leaf Smirk Look at this punk, smirking his way out of the courthouse yesterday. You can’t touch me. You can’t f-cking touch me. I’m Justin Bieber. This happened before he hitched himself up on the SUV to wave to the crowd. I’m a true badass now, yo. With By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 09:38 am
Maple Leaf Meanwhile...Selena... All smiles, here's Selena Gomez in California today hitting the gas station for snacks and smokes. Someone looks relieved she wasn't in Miami. Or, is that another emotion? Like, smug. Like, hey motherf-cker, this is why I broke up with you again last week. Yeah but By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 03:51 pm
Maple Leaf Baby’s first mugshot! It’s an important day in every child star’s life – the mugshot…and we get two of them! He’s smiling in the straight-on shot. But he gave us a pout in the side angle too. I was worried we wouldn’t see JB’s signature facial expression. You By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 12:04 pm
Maple Leaf Why is it always a Lamborghini? You remember what Chris Brown was driving when he beat Rihanna? Justin Bieber was allegedly driving a rented Lamborghini too when he was arrested early this morning in Miami Beach. He’s being charged with DUI. And something about resisting arrest without violence which means he wouldn’t take his By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 09:44 am
Maple Leaf Intro for January 23, 2014 Dear Gossips, It's almost like Justin Bieber didn't want Rob Ford to be the only douchebag from Canada making headlines. The two were trading dick moves last year, one outdoing the other with pussy jokes and prostitute hookups. So Rob Ford drops some bumbaclots and how By Lainey • Jan 23, 2014 09:06 am
Maple Leaf Eggs & Cocaine The cops came down on Justin Bieber’s house today. It had to do with him allegedly egging his neighbour’s house last week. So they raided his home and found cocaine. And now his friend Lil Za has been arrested for possession. TMZ has the full report. And, curiously, By Lainey • Jan 14, 2014 03:45 pm
Maple Leaf JB eggs TMZ reports that Justin Bieber egged his neighbour’s house. There’s video with audio. This f-cking punk… I don’t want to talk about why he did it because we all know why. He’s a PUNK. No discussion/debate necessary. He’s been badly behaved the last few By Lainey • Jan 10, 2014 01:45 pm
Child Stars Shia says Shia is retiring He plagiarised. We criticised. He apologised. Again we criticised. So now he’s euthanised his career. Shia LaBeouf says he’s retiring. He made the announcement on Twitter: In light of the recent attacks against my artistic integrity, I am retiring from all public life. My love goes out to By Lainey • Jan 10, 2014 12:13 pm
Selena Gomez Are you sure? Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber went riding around on Segways yesterday near his home in Calabasas. I thought she was over this. You thought she was over this. TMZ thought she was (finally) over this. Clearly, she is not over this. Selena, as previously reported, recently announced that she’s By Lainey • Jan 03, 2014 09:24 am
Justin Bieber Bieber at the premiere Justin Bieber wore a red suit and a douche-face to the premiere of his movie Believe last night. Also, some Miami Vice on his feet. What I love most about this look though is what’s happening with the hem of the pants. Can you see that? They’re tucked By Lainey • Dec 19, 2013 02:13 pm
Justin Bieber Justin Bieber is not retiring He said he is during a radio interview yesterday but he also sounded high as f-ck. If you’ve ever been high, you know how it is. Everything seems funnier and smarter in your mind. Which is why he thought it’d be hilarious to say that he’s retiring By Lainey • Dec 18, 2013 11:27 am
