Famewhores She’s Michelle Obama today Justin Timberlake’s William Rast show presents today at Fashion week. Click here to livestream the event. Of course clingy Biel wouldn’t miss this opportunity to tag along on his star. Check her out, leaving his apartment this afternoon, freshly blown out, very dressed up, almost too much for By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 07:43 am
Famewhores Right on time Do you remember Black Box? OMG. For weeks and weeks after the song came out, I thought it was “Right on Time” which is why every time I use the phrase “Right on Time”, I can hear it... Got to get up, got to get up, got to get up By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 06:02 am
Girly Throw Downs Pippy’s Shelf-less weekend with the exes He’s a smug little bitch, but his game is music. And when he’s playing his game, he is almost infallible. Justin Timberlake’s rendition of Hallelujah with Matt Morris on Hope For Haiti Now was gorgeous. And a stark reminder: STOP ACTING. Please. It is not your gift. By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 02:19 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Pippy’s not climbing the mountain He said he would climb Kilimanjaro for charity, then his girlfriend decided to tag along, but he got booked for a movie so he backed out, and since she doesn’t get booked for sh-t, she had to keep at it. Along with Emile Hirsch who was confirmed yesterday as By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 02:42 am
Frauds Biel leaves with baggage A-Team has wrapped in Vancouver and Jessica Biel is out. She left yesterday, did not bother to stay for the afterparty…of course not. Must rush to reattach herself to Pippy’s jheri curl. Skinny and pale, Biel seemed rather fond of her driver as they parted after unloading a By Lainey • Dec 18, 2009 02:08 am
Douchebags Pip, just read the f-cking paper This is what Morley emailed me earlier while we were all watching the livestream of the Golden Globe nominations in reference to Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake’s famewhoring during the announcements. He couldn’t help himself. He could not help taking over the spotlight. From the beginning when he claimed to By Lainey • Dec 15, 2009 02:44 am
Dumbass Please don’t encourage him The Hollywood Foreign Press Association. They are feeding Pippy’s ego and worse, they are giving him encouragement to keep acting. If you’ve ever seen him in a movie, from Alpha Dog to Edison to Black Snake Moan to The Love Guru, well you know. You know that encouraging By Lainey • Dec 11, 2009 02:59 am
Douchebags Douche + Pip They’re hoping Vevo is the music industry’s salvation. I just went to the site, it took a thousand years to load. Heavy traffic. In support of Vevo, many of the most famous and influential artists and players in the world showed up (or were summoned) to support the By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 04:06 am
Girly Throw Downs Pippy’s apology: too little, too late At least it is for me. Entertainment Weekly has named its 15 Entertainers of the Decade. Justin Timberlake made the list. And so he should have. From N Sync to solo, Pip’s music and musical growth is undeniably impressive. His personal growth on the other hand, his evolution from By Lainey • Dec 08, 2009 06:19 am
Assy Style Bad hair belongs together I’m so lame I still want Britney and Justin back together. This will never be. But it’s almost like their hair is trying to be. Bad hair belongs together. As you can see, Pip’s is still all relaxed and douchey on the set of The Social Network. By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 07:48 am
Jessica Biel Pippy’s new bff and relaxed hair Pip is working on The Social Network (Facebook story) with Jesse Eisenberg. He and Jesse have apparently bonded on set. Here they are leaving together at the end of a long shoot last night. Before you start thinking it, there are no smutty allusions here. Just straight up new besties. By Lainey • Nov 26, 2009 04:46 am
Dumbass Give that lady a gold star No, not the dumbass posing with him yesterday in New York, she needs a girl intervention more than Jessica Simpson. But the one who blasted the sh-t out of Chris Brown as he was leaving a store yesterday and it was all caught on camera. See below. Exactly. Right? This By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 02:13 am
Famewhores Shelfy & Taupe Sweet Christ, can you imagine being invited to tag along for this one? The only benefit would be finishing off their food. Because you know they don’t eat. Jessica Biel and Jennifer Garner hooked up for dinner last night in LA following Biel’s appearance on The Tonight Show By Lainey • Nov 11, 2009 01:49 am
Jessica Biel Clingy with benefits According to Fox 411 Jessica Biel wants to be with Justin Timberlake so badly, she’s eating his terms, even if his terms dictate that their relationship remains open, leaving him to f-ck whoever else he wants to, and her at the same time. Friends with benefits. Not sure how By Lainey • Nov 09, 2009 09:31 am
Sexiest Man Alive 2009 Justin Timberlake Arguments for: * He’s the Golden Son. The curly haired boy who became a mogul and never f-cked up along the way. And famous all over the world. * Saturday Night Live * Pippy is a philanthropist now * Always business: JT is expanding his clothing line. The SMA title would help sales By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 01:17 am
Girly Throw Downs Shelfy is always behind Jessica Biel was in New York a couple of weeks ago supposedly attending a Broadway workshop trying to angle for a part in a future Broadway production for Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown. Oh Shelfy. Always a wannabe, always behind. Because while Shelfy is still TRYING, Scarjo By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 03:29 am
