Baby and Bump Obsession Captain Big G at sea! The Cambridges spent the day on the water today participating in The King’s Cup inaugural regatta to raise money for eight of their patronages. Here’s more on the purpose behind today’s royal involvement: View this post on Instagram A post shared by Kensington Palace (@kensingtonroyal) on Aug By Lainey • Aug 08, 2019 04:42 pm
Smutty Surgery Princess Kate: No Baby Botox Page Six reported yesterday about a plastic surgeon in the UK posting side by side photos of Kate Middleton on Instagram yesterday with the following caption: "Our Kate loves a bit of baby Botox. Patients come from far and wide to see me for this procedure. It truly is By Lainey • Jul 25, 2019 01:01 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Harry hugs Jane Prince Harry met with Dr Jane Goodall yesterday at Dr Goodall’s Roots & Shoots Global Leadership Meeting at Windsor Castle. They look like they’re hugging. What they’re really doing here is demonstrating for the kids who were at the event how chimps greet each other. First there’ By Lainey • Jul 24, 2019 11:37 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Big G’s Big Six Today is Big G’s sixth birthday. He and House Cambridge are currently on holiday where they always go on holiday in Mustique, one of the UNmusty-est places in the world. Mustique is exclusive AF which, of course, is what makes it so attractive to celebrities and royals. Prince William By Lainey • Jul 22, 2019 11:11 am
Royals Kate, Meghan, and Pippa at Wimbledon Big weekend for Meghan Markle. Let’s go in chronological order and split up her two appearances so we can give proper weight to each, and by giving proper weight, I mean giving Beyoncé as much space as possible. I’m not taking any sh-t from the BeyHive today for By Lainey • Jul 15, 2019 10:18 am
Jock Smut Intro for July 12, 2019 Dear Gossips, I’m so nervous about Serena Williams’s Wimbledon final tomorrow, and I’m the asshole watching it from bed, I can’t even imagine what she might be going through. Serena, as we’ve seen, has gotten better and better with every match, which is always the By Lainey • Jul 12, 2019 08:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Louis and his sunglasses and the Beyoncé countdown I mentioned Prince Louis and his sunglasses in my post yesterday about the royals at the polo but there are more shots now and he’s so cute and hilarious, I’m throwing up more shots today. Louis is clearly a character now, tumbling around on those sturdy legs and By Lainey • Jul 11, 2019 10:40 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Kate, Meghan, and all the royal babies at the polo! Princes William and Harry played polo at a charity match today and Kate and Meghan Markle were both there with all the kids. Big day! It’s the first time we’ve seen the families all together since Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor was born. Check out Big G standing next to By Lainey • Jul 10, 2019 12:36 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Archie’s Christening Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor was christened on Saturday, July 6 at Windsor Castle, where his parents were married last year. There were reportedly 25 people there, including his godparents, whoever they are, his grandmother, Doria Ragland, and Prince Charles and Camilla, Prince William and Catherine, and Princess Diana’s sisters, Lady By Lainey • Jul 08, 2019 09:01 am
Royals Princess Kate’s new patronage Perhaps to offset all the grumbling about the royal finances, Kensington Palace announced today that Catherine Cambridge has taken on a new patronage from the Queen: Her Majesty The Queen has passed the Patronage of @The_RPS to The Duchess of Cambridge, having held the role for 67 years. The By Lainey • Jun 25, 2019 01:07 pm
Royals There is no yoga studio at House Sussex Before Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor was born, the UK papers were all reporting that it would be a home birth at Frogmore Cottage. Baby Archie was born at Portland Hospital in London, which tells you how much of an inside track the British tabloids have on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle By Lainey • Jun 25, 2019 11:45 am
Royals House Cambridge and a new angle to the Rose problem Last Friday, after weeks of media avoidance on the issue, the Sun in the UK published a sympathetic profile of Rose Hanbury, the Marchioness of Cholmondeley, about how she’s been struggling with all the rumours and speculation, about how she’s kind of been abandoned by friends and maybe By Lainey • Jun 17, 2019 11:37 am
Royals House Cambridge and the Rose they can’t shake House Cambridge has been looking good lately. Princess Kate’s garden was a big hit. They put on a good show at Trooping the Colour last weekend. Prince William threw down some “soft politics” in Cumbria earlier this week, demonstrating his statesman skills, giving us a sign of the kind By Lainey • Jun 14, 2019 10:31 am
Royals Did House Cambridge get political? Prince William and Catherine were in the Lake District on Tuesday and during their visit to Cumbria they met with some farmers. What’s been making headlines is that William asked them about Brexit: ‘Is Brexit a big concern?’, Prince William asks these Lake District farmers. One replies: ‘I was By Lainey • Jun 13, 2019 11:52 am
Marcus and Friends (dogs) Will and Kate in the Lake District Prince William and Catherine visited the Lake District today, where Kate used to go on holiday with her family when she was a kid, meeting with local farmers for some sheep shearing, hanging out with the mountain rescue service, and spending time with youth mental health advocates. There was a By Lainey • Jun 11, 2019 12:02 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The House Cambridge Five at Trooping the Colour As you know, Trooping the Colour is a British tradition and a showcase for what the British royals do best: pageantry and spectacle. The entire British royal family gathers to celebrate the Queen’s birthday but also the English Way – like horses and uniforms and marching and all that sh-t. By Lainey • Jun 10, 2019 12:21 pm