Dumbass How’s This for Ungrateful? Katherine Heigl, our favourite sanctimonious bitch who can’t shut the f&ck up, has announced with great fanfare that she has taken her name out of the running for Emmy consideration. This is her statement: “I am truly grateful for the honor that the Academy bestowed upon me By Lainey • Jun 11, 2008 06:30 am
Douchebags Friday Photo Analysis Our favourite game! Making assumptions based on one photo – just like the tabloids! Ready to play? This is a series: nauseating Katherine Heigl with her husband yesterday shopping, then big smiles when the paps come around. What are you inferring? Especially from the shots of them stone faced waiting for By Lainey • Apr 04, 2008 05:33 am
TV Updates Meredith & McDreamy Forever Anyone still care? About the sh-t that has become Grey’s Anatomy? Spoiler alert! Shonda Rhimes told EW.com that: "My goal is to get Meredith and Derek together for good and let them try to figure out what it is to be in a relationship in the future. By Lainey • Mar 07, 2008 04:56 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Kate H on the new Kate H LOVE this. Remember way back? After Gwyneth and Brad broke up and he started seeing Jennifer Aniston? Word is when asked about his new relationship, Gwyneth, in a classic Gwyneth snotty moment, when asked about Aniston, referred to her as… That TV Girl. Amazing. Now Kate Hudson is on the By Lainey • Feb 28, 2008 07:24 am
Katherine Heigl Worst Oscar Dirty Face: Katherine Heigl The dress was gorgeous. And from the neck down, she looked gorgeous in it. But someone got a case of Dirty Face and it erupted at the worst time, screwing up an otherwise lovely homage to old Hollywood. Same could not be said however of what happened on stage. What By Lainey • Feb 24, 2008 07:00 pm
Nicole Kidman Katie Goes to The Oscars No not that one. The other one. The one you picks your ass – Katherine Heigl. Oscar presenters just confirmed and America’s new princess will present at the Oscars this year, now that she’s the new Jennifer Aniston. Except that this TV girl can actually open a movie all By Lainey • Feb 13, 2008 07:00 pm
Katherine Heigl Worse than Ken Paves Or maybe it is Ken Paves. It certainly looks tacky enough to be, non? What the FACK is wrong with Katherine Heigl’s head??? This sh*t hasn’t worked beyond the trailer park since 1983. And in combination with the red dress and the reptile print shoes – it’s By Lainey • Feb 04, 2008 01:10 am
Katherine Heigl Katherine Heigl… Most Desirable????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? AskMen.com has compiled its annual list of Top 99 Most Desirable Women using feedback from readers and staff and ranking women by “intelligence, humour, charisma, and ambition” as well as “sex appeal and beauty”. Right. Because intelligence and humour and charisma clearly made a difference in determining that supermodel By Lainey • Jan 31, 2008 01:24 am
Katie Holmes Katie > KatE It’s official… Katie Heigl is America’s new Sweetheart. Not only that, she’s succeeded where so many others, where almost all the other tv girls have failed: Katherine Heigl is the TV Girl who became a Movie Star. Because Katherine Heigl has never overreached. She’s content to By Lainey • Jan 21, 2008 04:37 am
Katie Holmes Mad Money NASDAQ Damn. They are givin’er on promoting this movie. Queen Latifah, Diane Keaton, and of course Katie Holmes were on hand today to ring the opening bell at the NASDAQ. Not a bed marketing move, actually. Of course the Queen and Diane are adorable. And Katie too. Sort of. Spacey By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 07:00 pm
Johnny Depp Thoughts on the Globes A sign of things to come? The Hollywood Foreign Press spread the love last night, awarding top honours to Atonement but shutting the film out of acting and directing honours. No Country For Old Men, which had been gaining momentum up to this point, only managed a Best Supporting win By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 01:45 am
Advertisement 27 Dresses and PALM Exclusive Giveaway!!! Heads up to readers in Edmonton and Toronto but keep reading even if you don’t live there – you won’t be sorry! Advance passes are available for 27 Dresses starring that totally not annoying at all – Katherine Heigl. The film opens on January 18th but I have passes to By Lainey • Jan 08, 2008 07:00 pm
Katherine Heigl Princess MiniVan It’s only the beginning. Katherine Heigl’s 27 Dresses, a film that has MiniVan Majority written all over it, has apparently tested so well with chicks the studio moved it back a week to take on Mad Money. Word is, the newlywed Katie Heigl will trump Katie Holmes, solidifying By Lainey • Jan 08, 2008 01:58 am
Katherine Heigl Ingrate Makes More Money America’s new sweetheart Katherine Heigl was married two weeks ago in Park City, Utah. In case you were hoping for an invitation but didn’t receive one, it appears OK! Magazine has paid a handsome price for the privilege. Now you can stop wondering what her dress looked like. By Lainey • Jan 02, 2008 01:53 am
Katherine Heigl Her White Wedding Coat Katherine Heigl is getting married in 4 days. The wedding will cap off what has been a career year: she managed to monopolise a sh*tty season of Grey’s Anatomy, she starred in a blockbuster movie that she subsequently called sexist (though she didn’t hesitate to move her By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 02:35 am
Jennifer Aniston Sit DOWN Katherine Heigl Sit DOWN is not an admonishment that should be overused. You could easily tell that nauseating Rossum to Sit DOWN every day…but that’s too easy. Sit DOWN is like the C-bomb. The C-bomb is a word you use sparingly…only for the most deserving. Similarly, Sit DOWN must By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 02:07 am
