Movie Reviews and Previews Katie holds hands Was Katie Holmes allowed to be properly romantic in a movie while she was married to Tom Cruise? Her movies were so sh-t when she was married to Tom Cruise, I didn’t bother. Did you? If so, please tell me. Also, how did you make it through Jack & By Lainey • May 14, 2013 02:41 pm
Assy Style Worst MET White: Katie Holmes Totally clueless. It's a white dress with a ring collar. And? This is something Katie Holmes, Mrs Cruise the lobotomised, would have chosen. This is not something Katie Holmes, the single mother ninja who engineered a daring escape from the clutches of Scientology, should be choosing FOR F-CK& By Lainey • May 07, 2013 06:04 am
Media Manipulation Katie gets a movie Katie Holmes was photographed yesterday in New York on the set a new movie called Mania Days about a rapper with mental health issues who hooks up with a poet (Katie) with mental health issues and she ends up getting pregnant. Spike Lee is producing, producing not directing, and all By Lainey • Apr 11, 2013 02:08 pm
Katie Holmes Katie’s Allure...is boring Katie Holmes covers the new issue of Allure. She’s apparently a beauty magnate now, the face of Bobbi Brown and, I didn’t know this before, co-owner of Alterna Haircare. Katie Holmes’s Hair, Real or Fake? I’ve always thought it was real. And even Caleigh, my Hair, By Lainey • Mar 19, 2013 01:26 pm
Assy Style Katie's friends...need to be around more Katie Holmes was out in NYC last night for the 25th anniversary of The Observer. She's establishing herself as a proper New Yorker now. At some point during the night, Katie was asked about fashion, and what inspires her choices. She told US Weekly that her friends help By Lainey • Mar 15, 2013 03:56 pm
BFFs Katie Holmes has a gal pal What a regular week for good ol’ ordinary human lady, Katie Holmes! First, she went to a basketball game, with a mysterious yet regular looking YET attractive man (it turned out to be her agent). She seemed to enjoy herself, she made expressions, ingested diet coke, and stuck her tongue By Dean • Mar 01, 2013 12:37 pm
Katie Holmes Courtside Katie Is animated! Check out Katie Holmes courtside at the Knicks game last night with a “male friend” lawyer type. She’s gesticulating, there are several different expressions on her face, she laughs, she exclaims, it’s the most personality we’ve seen from her in a while, even after the By Lainey • Feb 28, 2013 02:05 pm
Assy Style Katie's jumpsuit start What did I say yesterday?!? In my last post on Thursday I noted that Katie Holmes was out of New York, presumably to do some work on the Oscar circuit as the ex Mrs Tom Cruise, pleading specifically for her NOT to show up wearing her own sh-t. Check out By Lainey • Feb 22, 2013 10:45 am
Media Manipulation Katie’s hitting the circuit Most celebrities, if not already in LA, are en route to LA. Especially this weekend. LA is where some work will be done -- at the parties, on the carpets -- for those who are nominated for Oscars and those not nominated for Oscars. This is where you hint at By Lainey • Feb 21, 2013 06:13 pm
Break Ups The new Carrie Bradshaw’s first single Valentine’s Last year on Valentine’s Day, Katie Holmes was just putting her exit plan together, slowly freezing out all of Tom Cruise’s Scientology spies. So she’s single now, and living in New York, and her friends are trying to convince us that: “She's become a real-life By Lainey • Feb 14, 2013 12:01 pm
Assy Style Katie’s on a losing streak As you know, poor ticket sales forced the premature cancellation of Katie Holmes’s Dead Accounts on Broadway. It’s now also confirmed that Holmes & Yang, her fashion collection that debuted at NY Fashion Week in September, will not be shown at NY Fashion Week next month. No reason By Lainey • Jan 30, 2013 04:19 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Katie’s blue blazer and sh-t shoes The blazer fits her so well. It’s one of the cleanest, sharpest looks, a well-fitted blazer. And I don’t even mind the pants, because they’d actually be a lot better if she wasn’t wearing those ...Minnie Mouse shoes...? F-CK! This is maddening. By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 01:57 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession My pick for Anastasia Steele: Katie Holmes I’ve decided I want it to be Katie Holmes. But, but, but...she’s too old! Shut up. She’s 34 and she barely looks 29, or is it that women can only get off seeing young women get off? The author of Fifty Shades Of Grey ripped that By Lainey • Jan 03, 2013 01:37 pm
Hook Ups Katie & Jakey: Not True I WISH. But... As IF. The source is super sketchy so as far as rumours go, this one’s more wishful thinking -- according to the UK’s Grazia Magazine, Katie Holmes and Jake Gyllenhaal are hooking up and Katie went to Jake’s apartment for dinner one night after By Lainey • Jan 02, 2013 10:11 am
Girly Throw Downs Katie on Tom’s weekend Who’s the genius pushing Katie Holmes out so visibly on the weekend Tom Cruise is trying to sell Jack Reacher? If there’s anyone to challenge Blake Lively’s fame game, Jesus, it might actually be Katie Holmes. A year ago, this would not have been your answer. Katie By Lainey • Dec 21, 2012 11:58 am
Katie Holmes Two Winners As we look back on 2012, no, wait, when we kicked off 2012, did you think we’d be including Katie Holmes and Blake Lively on the Winners List? OK Blake...maybe. How Did She Do That started in 2011, when she secured Leo and then dumped in him favour By Lainey • Dec 13, 2012 01:09 pm
