Katie Holmes Robo hits the high notes A preview of Katie Holmes’s cameo on Eli Stone has been released. She sings and dances and her high notes will break glass. Seriously. The rest is ok… I guess… but the point of the “vision” was to be a turn-on. And there is nothing sexy, sensual, or seductive By Lainey • Oct 10, 2008 03:10 am
Katie Holmes Little Sci on the move Look at her go! Seriously… Little Sci is SO farking cute I can’t stand it. Especially love the photo of her looking up at mom. Even Katie looks more lifelike. Little Sci just might be her mother’s saving grace, maybe her reason to snap out of it one By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 04:50 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci’s one of a kind Since Katie Holmes soothes so much of her heartache shopping at Roger Vivier, the line’s creative director decided to thank Mrs Robo by presenting Little Sci with her very own pair of custom patent flats – inspired by Catherine Deneuve in Belle du Jour. Looks like she still has to By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 07:35 am
Frauds Tom’s 3 Kids How much do you love that Connor Cruise is now wearing sunglasses at night? Tom took all three of his children out for dinner last night in New York. Isabella and Connor grew up fast! Also attached – Katie and the kids this morning. As you can see, Connor is holding By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 07:30 am
Hollywood Closet Matching…and Presenting! Seriously… Why can’t they just hold hands? Just once? Tom Cruise took his Robo out for dinner last night and as you can see, as usual, he had to present her to the paps, guiding her like a delicate lady child to and from the restaurant. You will note By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 03:33 am
Hollywood Closet DanRad > Katie? Equus opened on Broadway last night with Daniel Radcliffe receiving rave reviews. Much more enthusiastic than Katie Holmes’s debut a week earlier. Oh but he’s…. so not cute anymore. Photos attached of Dan on stage and at the afterparty with his gross pubey facial hair in an awkward, By Lainey • Sep 26, 2008 03:21 am
Assy Style White Wedges in the city! How much do you love it that he busted them out in New York City? Check it out – Tom Cruise out and about in his signature white wedges borrowed from Victoria Beckham, in pristine condition, getting a little lift, an extra inch or two to pad his diminutive 5 ft By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 04:05 am
Hollywood Closet The Tom Clock It’s like a menstrual cycle the way he operates. Very predictable. As mentioned yesterday, it’s been weeks since Tom’s been sighted. But previews for All My Sons begin today, so of course, of course he picked up Katie after final rehearsal yesterday. With great fanfare. Glum and By Lainey • Sep 18, 2008 02:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci’s little bag Previews for All My Sons begin tomorrow and show producers are insisting that despite internet reports ticket sales are robust. Probably because the Church has mobilised their crazy army. In advance of her big debut, Katie Holmes has remained focused in New York, shunning fashion week entirely to devote all By Lainey • Sep 17, 2008 09:09 am
Maple Leaf So where was Josh? Many of you have emailed today about Joshua Jackson. He was originally confirmed to walk the carpet last night at TIFF for the One Week gala and did not show. UK tabloids today are reporting that he visited Katie Holmes this week with a bouquet of flowers after seeing photos By Lainey • Sep 09, 2008 04:57 am
Famewhores Presenting…in all black! It makes my life: seeing Tom Cruise “present” his Robo. And it’s even more welcome since it’s been so long - months maybe since we’ve seen the Presentation: he holding her hand ceremoniously, a princess introducing his well-trained princess to a hungry public, this time in matching By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 02:20 am
Break Ups Never a leader… Jennifer Aniston is in New York picking up on some of Katie Holmes’s style tips. As you can see, Oprah’s favourite is the latest to put on a pair of boyfriend jeans. And if she’s doing it, it means the MiniVan is doing it. Which means the By Lainey • Aug 22, 2008 02:42 am
Hollywood Closet Maverick flies solo For Tom Cruise, if marriage was a strategic move, and you know my thoughts on that, then in hindsight I’m sure we can all agree – a tactical error. Because Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes make each other assy. She looks assy when she’s with him, he looks assy By Lainey • Aug 18, 2008 08:22 am
Hollywood Closet All Smiles! Every day we see her heading to work, Robo puts on a scowl face. But this morning...this morning the sun came out. This morning, the gay who made her life gripped her hand and walked her to work. All is right with Katie’s world. No wonder she’s By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 04:29 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Leggings Today Katie Holmes, that lazy ass, was apparently too tired to make us care about her outfit today. Just a long shirt and leggings. Or… Perhaps it’s a different strategy. Bump Watch, to me, is boring as f&ck. And ridiculously unreliable. Most of you however disagree. And much By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 04:28 am
Assy Style Robo Couture This dress she wore at Tropic Thunder the other night – apparently KatE designed it herself. With the help of her stylist. You likey? I don’t know. To me it looks messy. The halter strap seems unfinished, the material cheap, and the way it’s folding around her hips is By Lainey • Aug 13, 2008 09:38 am
