Quiveration Peter Noah in a tree How is it already Wednesday and there hasn’t yet been a dedicated Peter Kavinsky/Noah Centineo post on this site?! I’m sorry, we have failed you. And we need to make it right. Kathleen was distracted this morning by this: A post shared by Noah Centineo (@ncentineo) on By Lainey • Sep 05, 2018 04:13 pm
Dumbass Kellan is Sebastian There is a hilarious story today at Page Six about Kellan Lutz and how he’s on Raya under a fake name, Sebastian. I really, really want this to be his profile photo: Sebastian, the scholar, loves books and nature. I have a friend, M, who lives in LA. M By Lainey • May 25, 2016 02:22 pm
Top Reads Taylor at Coachella Dressing like an asshole at Coachella is an equal opportunity for all genders. Just look at Kellan Lutz. Those tats are fake: Taylor Swift bleached her hair for Coachella. Because she realised how much better VOGUE made her look compared to how she makes herself look. But she did not By Lainey • Apr 18, 2016 10:36 am
TV Updates Kellan Lutz’s Bullseye Oscar “I want to act for the rest of my life. I’ll win an Oscar one day, but I’m in no rush to get there. I don’t care if that takes me 50 years, and I’m old. I just love what I do.” – what Kellan Lutz said By Lainey • Apr 02, 2015 05:26 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Sundance Winona A wild rare Winona Ryder appears. She's promoting Experimenter at Sundance, alongside Peter Sarsgaard and Kellan Lutz Wearing Glasses—Kellan Lutz Wearing Glasses is the new Kellan Lutz In A Tree. Anyway, back to the only one who matters, Winona. She's beautiful and That Face and By Sarah • Jan 28, 2015 02:21 pm
Dumbass Character development by Kellan Lutz Kellan Lutz was in London yesterday with the cast of The Expendables 3. You know, the movie franchise featuring the greatest thespians of our time? He was asked at a press conference about his character. Kellan took the opportunity to talk about how layered his performance is. Because he’s By Lainey • Aug 05, 2014 12:09 pm
Jock Smut Taylor Kitsch: True Detective, Bad Company? Taylor Kitsch was in Brazil for the World Cup. On Friday it was widely reported that he and Colin Farrell are being considered for the second season of True Detective. It’d be a great career move for both – particularly Kitsch who did well on HBO’s The Normal Heart By Lainey • Jul 14, 2014 11:16 am
Kellan Lutz Velvet Kellan Lutz Kellan Lutz might have been the best part of the MMVA red carpet arrivals show…and maybe the shortest interview of anyone there. Because, well, because Kellan Lutz had nothing to say. Are you having a great time? I guess. Yeah. You’re an action star now (ahem, that’s By Lainey • Jun 17, 2014 12:03 pm
Dumbass Not all Hercules are created equal Cinemacon is happening in Vegas right now. Cinemacon is about box office, movies that go boom. Yesterday was the Paramount presentation and Dwayne The Rock Johnson was there to promote Hercules, opening in July. Here’s the first photo: It’ll be the second Hercules movie to come out this By Lainey • Mar 25, 2014 10:30 am
Oscars 2014 Zac Efron & Kellan Lutz: Oscar lightweights One of my favourite things to say is that “the Academy doesn’t let riffraff onto its red carpet” which is why I didn’t believe for a minute that Rob Ford would actually be coming to the Oscars. And then Kellan Lutz showed up. Thing is, I’m not By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 07:41 am
Miley Cyrus Miley kisses a loser Miley Cyrus was in Vegas for Britney’s first Vegas show on Friday night. Then she hosted a party at the unveiling of Beacher’s Madhouse. Which is when Kellan Lutz showed up and they greeted each other with a kiss. There were other men around Miley that night. But By Lainey • Dec 30, 2013 11:14 am
Miley Cyrus Miley’s new hanger-on? These pictures came up on the photo agency with the caption: “Pop star Miley Cyrus and "Twilight" star Kellan Lutz arrive together on a private jet in Miami, Florida on December 18, 2013. Are these two just friends, or has Miley moved on to another action film star? By Lainey • Dec 18, 2013 03:19 pm
Famewhores Twilight’s two future Oscar winners Don’t be ridiculous. This is not about Anna Kendrick and Kristen Stewart -- why would you think that? The title tells you everything you need to know. Obviously the title refers to Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz. Last month Lutz declared during a magazine interview that he would win By Lainey • Nov 13, 2012 09:37 am
Sit DOWN The Tree-Reader says he’ll win an Oscar How many As IF Sit DOWNs can you throw at one person at a time? A few years ago, Lindsay Lohan declared that she intended to win an Oscar by the time she was 30. We laughed. In comparison to Kellan Lutz though, Lohan’s comment about WANTING to win By Lainey • Oct 17, 2012 04:25 pm
Famewhores LA Lochte Ryan Lochte arrived in LA last night presumably to start work on his guest role on 90210 and also to take meetings for a variety of Dancing Bachelor reality shows he’s trying to be a part of. Hollywood Lochte! A proper LA boy now! How long before that pose-harding By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 01:03 pm
Girly Throw Downs The As IF of the summer Need some comic relief this Monday morning? You can thank Ashley Greene for it. This item appeared in the NY Post yesterday. I’ve decided to include the entire article for maximum amusement: Greene is really about to be the color of money. For the past four years, “Twilight” siren By Lainey • Jul 16, 2012 01:10 pm
