Dumbass Presenting Kellan Lutz and Camilla Belle, festival judges Lainey messaged me and asked if I wanted to address the inclusion of Twilight’s Kellan Lutz and…um…something’s Camilla Belle in the Tribeca Film Festival’s jury lineup. My response? “Oh yeah, sure, I was just telling someone how that’s not a real festival anyway.” Tribeca By Sarah • Apr 18, 2012 11:14 am
Douchebags The realest romance ever Kellan Lutz has some kind of new piece. You don’t need to know the name. You just need to know, as they’re clearly working so hard to prove, that they are legitimately into each other and that she’s, like, his true bonafide. In the subtlest way possible. By Lainey • Nov 15, 2011 12:16 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Isabel Lucas is wrinkled See what I mean about this material? It’s lumpy and it wrinkles. I can’t understand why you would ever encourage someone to wear it to ...anything that requires photos. The beach? Sure. To kick around in for a casual dinner? Sure? On the red carpet for the premiere By Lainey • Nov 08, 2011 08:57 am
Assy Style Teen Choice Worst Dressed: Ashley Greene Personal feelings aside, she needs a proper stylist. There’s no reason a girl this pretty with a body this tight is so often so poorly dressed on a carpet. Or does she just, like, have genetically bad taste... in the same way Jessica Simpson has genetically bad taste? How By Lainey • Aug 08, 2011 04:40 am
Dumbass Lindsay Lohan’s competition You’ve heard it, Lohan keeps repeating it – that she wants to win an Oscar by the time she’s 30, like that’s the only motivation for working. Apparently she’s not the only one. I just read a HILARIOUS interview with Taryn Manning who, um, clearly thinks she’ By Lainey • Aug 02, 2011 09:59 am
Douchebags Reads in trees, compliments himself I snarked on Kellan Lutz a couple times yesterday because, obviously. He is more insufferable to me than ever since Comic-Con. And, you know, if I were him I’d be a little more careful about that secret because it’s no longer a secret anymore. Anyway, my friend Scott By Lainey • Jul 29, 2011 04:36 am
Douchebags Henry Cavill: not photogenic and bad pants Have received a lot of email about Henry Cavill after Comic-Con and I don’t have a lot to say about him other than he’s really, really lovely and has great hair and... is, like Charlie Hunnam, terribly unphotogenic. I mean, in person, you have to believe he’s By Lainey • Jul 28, 2011 04:35 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Good trailer, bad trailer with Immortals Written by Sarah You ever see a trailer and it just makes you laugh? Not that the movie is funny, but that the trailer is SO BAD the only possible reaction is to laugh and laugh? Well that’s how I reacted to the new trailer for Tarsem Singh’s By Lainey • Jun 29, 2011 03:25 am
Movie Reviews and Previews These two matter There was a screening for Love, Wedding, Marriage last night. Mandy Moore is the lead. It's apparently available on demand right now and will open in limited release next week. Obviously because the anticipation for it is so high. I mean, with Kellan Lutz as the romantic interest By Lainey • May 18, 2011 08:24 am
Hook Ups Famewhore maybe couples & really bad hair Now that Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and the major producers of the Twilight franchise have left Vancouver, the lower tier actors are walking on looser leashes. Which is why a couple of them, after several weeks of being ordered to stay undercover, were wide open and accessible for papping yesterday By Lainey • Apr 21, 2011 04:55 am
Famewhores Jessica Biel: inspired by Kellan Lutz? Jessica Biel was photographed at Miami airport yesterday. Apparently she was flying off to an island in the Caribbean for some relaxation after having spent the last few weeks on set in Louisiana shooting a movie called Playing The Field with Gerard Butler’s Spittle. Since that can’t have By Lainey • Apr 20, 2011 03:24 am
Douchebags No neck for your birthday It was Kellan Lutz’s birthday this weekend. So he celebrated at a cheesy party in Vegas. As you can see, he was not accompanied by a neck, and unfortunately no one thought to give him one. That’s what my present to Kellan would have been: a neck. And By Lainey • Mar 14, 2011 08:59 am
Dumbass Paparazzi BFF Kellan Lutz arrived in Vancouver last night to get to work on Twilight. Lutz seemed to be in great spirits to be back in Vancouver, even giving one of the photographers a hug after asking for her whereabouts. Well that’s awfully friendly, isn’t it? Especially since last year By Lainey • Mar 04, 2011 02:02 am
Douchebags Muscles on top of muscles Oh look. It's Kellan Lutz leaving the gym after juicing up his muscles. Which, frankly, are gross. You think Cameron Diaz is gross? THIS is gross. At a certain point, sure, it's about personal preference. But I don't exactly think that, judging on aesthetic, By Lainey • Feb 24, 2011 08:01 am
Dumbass Chest puffing This post should really write itself. Just look at the photos. You don’t need me to point the funny out to you. Let me just throw you the facts then: It’s Fashion Week in New York. This is the Calvin Klein show. This was apparently the best front By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 07:38 am
Dumbass Worst of 2010: Kellan Lutz in a tree We continue to recap the year’s best and worst. Back in February, Kellan Lutz wore an all-white outfit, and took the dog for a walk. The paps were around. And he really really wanted to read his book. So he climbed a tree. And was obviously fully engrossed. Photographers By Lainey • Dec 06, 2010 08:42 am
