Kevin Federline Britney…better Hope getting stronger, y’all. Britney looking promising on a supervised outing from rehab yesterday. As you can see, the Carol Channing wig is gone, as is the f&cked up and crazy attack face. It’s been a week now, physical detox should be complete, now it’s By Lainey • Mar 01, 2007 07:00 am
Britney Spears The New Kevin Federline So he visited her at Promises today, spent an hour and a half inside, and miraculously the press found out about it like 30 minutes later. Convenient, yes. Conspiratorial? Yes as well. But many in the Spears Camp are apparently grateful for his effect on her, given that as a By Lainey • Feb 23, 2007 07:00 am
Britney Spears KFed Makes his Move As expected, and in light of Britney’s public collapse, Kevin Federline is going for his children after seeking and being granted an emergency hearing in family court this morning. And you know, if he gets the boys, he also gets the financial support that goes along with it. Having By Lainey • Feb 22, 2007 07:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed: It worked He motioned to take the babies away from her, it scared her enough to go back to rehab. NEVER thought I"d say this but... Well played KFed, well played. And admirably enough, he has cancelled his family court appearance today, lending more credence to speculation as mentioned earlier By Lainey • Feb 22, 2007 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney: the road to rehab As I mentioned earlier, everyone is talking now, sharing insider information on how out of control she was before finally going to Promises. There are reports that her breakdown was not only rootedin her disappointment over the breakdown of her marriage to that loser f&ck but also her By Lainey • Feb 21, 2007 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Everyone Kick Britney She exploits herself and she is exploited by everyone around her. Sigh. Sadness. Britney supposedly felt betrayed by all the men in her life: KFed, Justin, Isaac Cohen. Add to that list a long line of employees now coming forward to capitalise on her troubles. A former “potential” nanny has By Lainey • Feb 21, 2007 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney: The Breakdown Update (Monday February 19) As of press time (Monday morning 5am PST) Britney’s whereabouts since Friday night have not been confirmed. There have been multiple sightings – some are saying she was at the Mondrian on Sunday afternoon chainsmoking up a storm, showing no signs of drying out, there’s also a ridiculous rumour By Lainey • Feb 19, 2007 07:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed Jr Gives Gifts? Hard to believe considering it’s always take take take but apparently gifts going OUT actually is possible…sort of. Turns out that guests attending Tori Spelling’s baby shower were presented with loot bags containing “Tupperware, pearl bracelets, and the Kama Sutra Weekender Kit!” Because having KFed Jr and By Lainey • Feb 07, 2007 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Tori Spelling: what’s worse than Pity? Ask Jennifer Aniston. Because there is NOTHING worse than being pitied. To have people feel sorry for you, to have people look upon you as charity, to be stripped of dignity – nothing makes you feel smaller…and oh clever Karma, this is what has happened to Tori Spelling! Hee! Desperate By Lainey • Feb 02, 2007 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Praise Goddess, Britney single? X17 F&ck. Almost there. Almost another week without having to write about her. But this is good news… I think. Because Britney apparently told x17 pappies she and new beau Isaac Cohen were “not together”. Which frees her up for Pipsqueak. Not that he would take her back By Lainey • Jan 19, 2007 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Gold: Tacky Trash for B, 3 Times Sweet for Canada! Sorry non-Canadians, but like I said yesterday, we f&ckin’ own this game. Well done Juniors!!! And… Not well done Britney. Gold, gawdy, tits down to her ankles, all kinds ugly – pile on the disparaging adjectives, giddy’up, giv’er…she deserves it all. Oh and take a trip By Lainey • Jan 05, 2007 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Lindsay Lohan: sober AND smart? As I said yesterday, the water bottle sobriety campaign is laughable at best. And still my bloated, bipolar Lilo is still not as dumb as Britney…thank Goddess. She may be a bigger trainwreck but intellectually speaking, I’m thinkin’ there’s more than a slight edge. Us Weekly is By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
Kevin Federline The Daily Rossum: Junior re-proposes Tori Spelling and KFed Jr are apparently concerned that you and I will forget that they are married…and expecting a baby. Even though there are cameras chronicling every fetal movement, every pre-labour shopping spree, every tasteless purchase at her tasteless estate auction, somehow they’ve found yet another opportunity By Lainey • Dec 28, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: relative thinking So she walks around with no panties. And when she does wear panties, we can see ‘em. And she’s partying and she’s drinking and everyone’s going bananas about her getting out of control and last night she went to get a new tattoo, with her sister along By Lainey • Dec 20, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica Simpson Britney vs. Hollywood Ebola: a fight brews? Very possible, don’t you think? Page Six is reporting that Britney has been advised to purge herself of Hollywood Ebola, warning that her career consequences could be disastrous if she prolongs her friendship with Paris Hilton – quite obviously a tip planted by Camp Spears. But while the two have By Lainey • Dec 14, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney: new weave, new stains, nipples too While much has been made about the breasts - many of you have emailed raggin" on her for exposing her tits now and not her hoo hoo - I really don"t see the problem. She"s wearing a see through blouse and she went to the By Lainey • Dec 13, 2006 07:00 am
