Justin Timberlake Kevin Federline: Hollywood NF Necrotising Fasciitis. Otherwise known as flesh eating disease. And since the viral market has already been cornered by Paris Hilton"s Hollywood Ebola, it"s only right that Kfed lays claim to bacterial infections, seeing as his peculiar brand of degenerate filth has already irreversibly altered the pop By Lainey • Aug 03, 2006 08:00 am
Hilary Swank The Federlines: pro-love in Vegas Gossips – I fear I’m getting soft on you. I fear my bitch is slowly dying. Because for the life of me, I can’t come up with anything snarky to say about Britney and KFed. Perhaps it’s because it honestly couldn’t get any worse than the Dateline By Lainey • Jul 31, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Team Kiki If there’s a lesson to be learned from Tori Spelling’s homewrecking, mother slandering, and father neglecting, or from Hilary Swank’s despicable public outing of a recovering addict, it is that our Hollywood Hate Targets must be reassessed and re-plotted along the Hollywood Hate Spectrum. By putting Tori By Lainey • Jul 19, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Tori Spelling: it"s on bitch! I"m warning you. If don"t care to hear me railing long and hard on Tori Spelling, stop reading now. Otherwise, let"s trash together... Check out this week"s Us Weekly. Shocker of shockers!!! She actually looks pretty human, non? But still..."Her By Lainey • Jun 29, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney, Kevin, and BooBoo play happy family Us Weekly apparently stole these "private" photos of the Family Federline as we"ve never seen them. You will note that Britney looks curiously attractive here with no discernable foundation melting off her face or eyelashes that are threatening to take on a life of their own. By Lainey • Jun 29, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney breaks my heart While some of you might prefer this disinfected, airbrushed version of Britney over the rat tatty iteration we can smell from a mile away, these photos only succeed in depressing me more than ever, like spending a small fortune on a Balenciaga from eBay and finding a "Made in By Lainey • Jun 28, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: the booboos are back! She’s a disaster…and I cannot get enough! Still intent on changing public perception about her marriage, Britney sat down for an interview and a photoshop/photosession with OK Magazine to dish on booboos and marriage and even how she “keeps fit” during pregnancy. Say whaaaa? Now I am By Lainey • Jun 23, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Tori Spelling out for blood Damn. She’s ugly, she’s amoral, and she’s vicious too. Tori brought it to Toronto this weekend and she’s turning out to be quite the c-bomb to be reckoned with. Poor Mary Jo Eustace. She really didn’t stand a chance. As usual, Tori arrived with KFed By Lainey • Jun 19, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline The Daily Golddigger: Kfed in Miami The swagger is back bitches. And why the hell not? As every tabloid and gossip blog proclaimed his defeat, Kfed did eventually win the latest battle. Which explains the return of the trademark Federline rapacity, in full force at Mansion this weekend, on yet another club visit to promote his By Lainey • Jun 18, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney vs Julia and the world Did she really call her kids her “booboos”??? And did she really call out Julia Roberts for being a homewrecker too? Did she really say her “maid” was a “slacker”??? I hope you watched it. Please tell me you did. A full hour of Britney – it was SO worth it. By Lainey • Jun 16, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Kfed toes the line What a miracle, non? All of a sudden, the divorce talk is dashed, we"re assured that they are indeed still "together", and ta da! Kevin and Britney show up with Sean in his arms, the picture of unhappiness and white trashiness - don"t you By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: weak, weak, weak We were close, gossips. We were very, very close. But in the ongoing Battle for Britney, Kevin Federline has won again - for now. In a major coup for NBC, Matt Lauer scored an interview with the emotionally fragile Britney in which she reveals that her marriage is more than By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Kfed cleanshaven You think you know and then when it happens, you actually find out you don"t know at all. Because Kevin Federline decided to un-thug hisself for Item Magazine and the result has left me feeling dirtier than I did when he was still trying to be black. Highlights By Lainey • May 31, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Brian Austin Green likes "em young She"s like 19 or something - a very, very attractive girl who apparently can"t wait til she gets home. No, seriously, she can"t. The little sexpot is horny on wheels. Now six months ago, I was all over the growed up and surprisingly hot By Lainey • May 29, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Skitty is the new skank Please skip to the next if you don’t care for vocabulary discussions. My new favourite word: SKITTY. From my new London lexicon (the English are so deliciously catty, don’t you think??) meaning dirty, trashy, nasty – used to describe girls like Sienna Miller, for example, and NOT meant to By Lainey • May 18, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Heather Mills: gold digger on the loose If Dean McDermott and Kevin Federline are the crown princes of golddiggery, Heather Mills must be the current Empress Dowager. On the 0ff chance you’ve been avoiding gossip over the last 2 days, you should know that Macca’s cut her loose, making Stella very happy, and yet so By Lainey • May 18, 2006 08:00 am
