Twilight Bella is Special “After 18 years of being utterly ordinary, I finally found that I could shine.” This is how we’re introduced to the Vampire Bella in the new teaser trailer for Twilight 5 that played in front of The Hunger Games this weekend; now that she’s changed from human to By Lainey • Mar 27, 2012 02:34 pm
Lifestyle Kristen Stewart’s Fashion Week Makeup If you’ve been reading my blog a while, you know I have an erection for Kristen Stewart’s face. She has a great face. I love looking at her face. But her makeup last night in Paris was... Probably the worst I’ve ever seen it. Clammy, puffy, tired. By Lainey • Mar 08, 2012 05:07 pm
Style The benefits of brand repping Imagine being able to just walk into Balenciaga and pick up a dress for tonight? No payment required. That might actually be a better perk than the cash money. Check out Kristen Stewart leaving Balenciaga in West Hollywood yesterday. Stewart is the face of the label’s new fragrance. And By Lainey • Feb 24, 2012 02:31 pm
Lifestyle NY Fashion Week: Proenza Schouler Fall 2012 I am in such agonising PAIN over the extreme want I have for this collection. Look at that checked leather jacket that comes in black and red. And the matching skirt with a metallic angled stripe. And the full dress those beautiful sweaters. And, and, and, and, and... If I By Lainey • Feb 16, 2012 10:02 am
Anne Hathaway Update: An actor’s value still kind of questionable Last year I questioned the Forbes list of the “best value” actors because they had some folks on there who make sh*t movies (Sarah Jessica Parker, Nicolas Cage, Jennifer Aniston—though to be fair to Aniston, the upcoming Wanderlust looks really funny). This year my question is less about By Sarah • Dec 07, 2011 11:26 am
Twilight What to get a Twi-Hard for Christmas This is the new cover of In Touch. Can you make it come true? Because that’s what every Twi-Hard wants for Christmas. F-ck the economy, poverty, disease, f-ck it all as long as Kristen Stewart marries Robert Pattinson. Just like Bella married Edward (in a wedding By Lainey • Nov 30, 2011 12:22 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews The Snow White battle royale is over And not because one project is better than the other. It’s over because they’re so DIFFERENT that comparing becomes pointless. If you’ve been living under a rock, an ongoing movie business story this year is the “Snow White war” being waged between Universal and Relativity. These two By Sarah • Nov 10, 2011 02:57 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Emma Stone Glamour Woman of the Year Didn’t love the look at first. I think it’s the colour of the dress along with the bronziness of the makeup in combination with her red hair...it took some getting used to for me. But here’s what I do love about Emma Stone on a red By Lainey • Nov 08, 2011 09:01 am
Gorgessity Kristen Stewart: so beautiful, all smiles As noted yesterday in the Twi-Hard Immortal article, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner had their hand and footprints cemented in Hollywood. It was worth it for the crazies in attendance. Not only because their beloved story was commemorated forever at the historic Grauman’s, but also because By Lainey • Nov 04, 2011 10:57 am
Twilight Twi-Hard Immortal All the Twi-Hards went to sleep happy last night because Kristen Stewart arrived back in LA which means she and Robert Pattinson slept in the same bed and all is well in the world. They were still happy when they woke up this morning because today’s the day By Lainey • Nov 03, 2011 08:59 am
Twilight Robert Pattinson has a lot of baggage If you’ve been reading my column long enough you know I get fixated on celebrity travel behaviour, specifically as it relates to packing and luggage. Like, I consider myself a pretty light packer - ask Duana who is the opposite - and still I don’t understand how famous people, when By Lainey • Nov 01, 2011 01:23 pm
Girlcrushes Snow White is a bad ass? Kristen Stewart’s version is supposed to be. Snow White & the Huntsman imagines Snow White as a warrior princess, throwing down against the evil queen. So here she is, shooting in England today on the beach, leading her army into battle. Stewart looks comfortable, to me at least, on By Lainey • Sep 28, 2011 02:47 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Over-breathing through a sentence Went to see Crazy, Stupid, Love yesterday. Wasn’t my favourite. Gosling was hot, I guess, but I used up all the energy I could have spent enjoying him being annoyed by the girl (Analeigh Tipton) who plays Jessica, the babysitter. Jacek couldn’t deal with her either. At one By Lainey • Aug 02, 2011 05:15 am
Twilight The hair > the hands Every time Robert Pattinson shows up at a major event, I always, always hear from two friends who are obsessed with him, we’ll call them the Italians, because they are, and they copy me on their emails like it matters to me, gushing about how “hot” he is which, By Lainey • Jul 22, 2011 05:48 am
Dumbass This happened at 5am Robert Pattinson was in Toronto last night shooting until 5am. When he finished he spent several minutes signing autographs for the lady fans who’d been waiting for him. Until 5am. People keep thinking it’s kids who pull this kind of crazy. Look at them. These are not kids. By Lainey • Jul 08, 2011 05:50 am
Hook Ups Couples doppelganging When you go into the database of a photo agency, the pictures come up slightly bigger than thumbnail size. I also have bad eyes so often I either can’t make out who it is at first glance or I get it completely wrong. Today I went into the agency By Lainey • Jun 29, 2011 09:59 am
