Gorgessity Boyfriend/Girlfriend Open Mouth A lot of you have been asking for a post about Kristen Stewart on the cover of Vogue February 2010. Stewart was shot for Vogue last year, and ended up being a single page feature instead of the front, bypassed in favour of Blake Lively, because Anna Wintour keeps trying By Lainey • Jan 19, 2011 02:25 am
Twilight He’s not going to thank you for this It’s a year-end treat courtesy of Twi-Hards! I know that it’s become one of your favourite things about the site – along with Photo Assumption and Gossip Nostalgia, ragging on twats and useless bitches, Twi-Hard f-ckery and hatemail gave us so much joy in 2010, and I promise you By Lainey • Dec 30, 2010 05:35 am
Assy Style She’s not allowed to have friends I’ve been meaning to gather the Best Twi-Hard Hatemail of 2010 for a year-end post but last night my laptop decided to be a bitch and die after I plugged it into the tv. The motherf-cker isn’t even 6 months old. Jacek has been trying to recover my By Lainey • Dec 28, 2010 05:26 am
Twilight Requests Lainey, are you talking about rob and kristen? “So Eva has to wait an extra week for her big reveal.Unless of course some crazy sh-t goes down that pushes her into a corner too.You never,never,EVER know.Its been a week of breakups.Maybe theres an even By Lainey • Dec 17, 2010 03:23 am
Twilight Vampire Sex & spoilers Ok Twi-Hards, it’s taken a while but Jacek doesn’t like articles without pictures and there have been no pictures other than those two famewhores Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene and I’m tired of waiting for pictures and I’m not spending crazy money on exclusives of Kristen By Lainey • Dec 08, 2010 09:12 am
Twilight Honeymoon in Rio Twi-Hards have been tit bumping each other the last couple of days as photos of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have been released of the two together in Brasil filming Breaking Dawn. Production has moved to Rio to shoot the exterior honeymoon scenes. Already there are some promising improvements. Stewart’ By Lainey • Nov 08, 2010 03:44 am
Dumbass Sometimes panic mail is better than hatemail Thank you for your requests for more Twi-Hard hatemail. They just haven’t been very creative lately. “I want to kick you in the c-nt” has been done too many times. And better, frankly, by Brangelunatics and Jennifer Aniston fans. Today however there appears to be a crisis. I woke By Lainey • Nov 01, 2010 04:32 am
Girly Throw Downs It’s time A very well dressed, good-spirited Kristen Stewart attended Scream 2010 the other night to collect some awards for Twilight. My girl crush is alive and well. Stewart was joined on stage by co-stars Jackson Rathbone and Nikki Reed, also her ex best friend. Wonder how well that went over. Two By Lainey • Oct 18, 2010 09:32 am
Twilight Kids in cabs Been getting a lot of polite requests lately for Robert Pattinson. Bonus! Last night he took Kristen Stewart out for dinner at Ago...which now means that every f-ckin’ Twi-Hard hitting up Los Angeles has now added the restaurant to her “tour book”. As you can see, Pattinson, who was By Lainey • Oct 05, 2010 06:03 am
Quiveration The benefits of the Robsten Or however you say it. Kristen Stewart is currently filming On the Road in Montreal. Robert Pattinson is now in Montreal to visit her. As such, paps are flocking to Quebec for the Money Shot of them spooning on a bed of violets. They haven’t found a field magical By Lainey • Aug 13, 2010 06:33 am
Twilight Robert Pattinson sings in a room Not bad. Pretty sounds good when he sings, non? He sings better than he acts although that’s probably not fair since so far his acting has been limited to Twilight and, well, there’s not much he can do with that sh-t. Video below: Robert Pattinson was recorded performing By Lainey • Aug 06, 2010 04:33 am
Twilight On Twilight Eclipse Like I said earlier, Twilight Eclipse is the best comedy so far of the summer. Does it matter if that wasn’t the intended reaction? Not to me. Because Darren, Fiona, and I, we had a good time laughing our tits off. And isn’t this the point of going By Lainey • Jul 05, 2010 08:19 am
Girly Throw Downs Letterman hates Stewart But she has great new hair. LOVE the new hair. And all the ways she was wearing the new hair. Punches up the layers, makes her eyes look different. Very, very beautiful. Kristen Stewart was in New York last night to promote Twilight Eclipse on Letterman and then for the By Lainey • Jun 29, 2010 03:57 am
Twilight Robert Pattinson next move Robert Pattinson took a meeting with Jeffrey Katzenberg this weekend. As you know, Pattinson’s huge profile is entirely based on his role as Edward Cullen in the massively popular Twilight series. And Jeffrey Katzenberg doesn’t do small either. No, Katzenberg specialises in big. Big animation. What’s the By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 04:58 am
Assy Style The First Couple of Twi-Hard They camped out for days. They rubbed their tits together with no showers waiting to get their Hearts Robbed. And he did not disappoint. Kristen Stewart however, well, as a fan of her sartorial selections most of the time, this was not her best. That’s two for two on By Lainey • Jun 25, 2010 05:40 am
Gorgessity Elephants, boykissing, blogs, whiners & Twi-Hards A lot to cover in this article so let’s make an agenda: 1.Eclipse the movie 2.Gloating 3.Cute banter 4.Cute girlfriend defence 5.Whiny defensive girlfriend 6.Bitching about bloggers 7.Pretty boy + elephants 8.Crazy bitches in the line-up Ready? The cover of the new By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 09:07 am
