Parent Pimps An 8 ball sized Sit DOWN I'm sure you've heard about this dumbassery. That Dina Lohan, mother of all parent pimps, is now saying that going forward, it'll no longer be Lindsay Lohan, it'll just be Lindsay. As in Madonna. As in Prince. As in bitch who the By Lainey • Mar 25, 2011 07:43 am
Douchebags Franco: more and more like Lilo You know how she namechecks, right? Lindsay Lohan? Like she’ll have dinner somewhere and maybe Johnny Depp will walk by and nod his head because he can’t be rude and five minutes later on Twitter, Lilo will be all like – Johnny Depp came by my table and wished By Lainey • Mar 23, 2011 03:15 am
Dumbass How about just … not going? Multiple sightings of Lindsay Lohan in New York, multiple mentions in Page Six that she’s been hitting the club scene, out late at night, but always with her old move – a bottle of water or a Red Bull in her hand so that people won’t assume that she’ By Lainey • Mar 21, 2011 06:07 am
Douchebags Courtroom Runway Oh look. Everytime the judge calls, it's a fashion show. This is how Lindsay Lohan turned up for court today. If you need to know the blow-by-blow on exactly what happened, check TMZ.com. In short, she bought herself some time to "think" about a plea. By Lainey • Mar 10, 2011 09:42 am
The Hunger Games Front Row Emma & Alex In Paris today at Louis Vuitton. You know I love Emma Stone so much. And it’s great now that she’s becoming some kind of fashion girl. And the next step I suppose is for a fashion house or a cosmetics company to sign her. That’s exactly what By Lainey • Mar 09, 2011 05:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Black is slimming when you’re pregnant Because that’s totally something that Victoria Beckham needs to worry about. Posh arrived in London today in all black. As you know, she’s pregnant, due supposedly in July. The challenge for her then is to make sure that throughout her pregnancy, she appears as UNpregnant as possible. Apparently By Lainey • Mar 08, 2011 03:01 am
Lindsay Lohan Busted face & titties for court Lindsay Lohan showed up for court today. All the details are over at TMZ.com. In short, she wouldn't accept a plea bargain because any plea bargain, as insisted upon by this awesome hard ass judge, would have involved time in prison. So they’re going to trial. By Lainey • Feb 23, 2011 08:14 am
Twats Was she wearing a bra? Quick programming note, sorry I forgot to include in the open. TV LiveBlog with Duana goes this afternoon at 3pm ET/noon PT. That’s a heads up for you Supernatural fans. And Mr Sunshine. And more. Back to Lindsay Lohan, let’s get the facts out of the way By Lainey • Feb 10, 2011 03:26 am
Famewhores On borrowing Every f-cking week this twat gets up into some drama. Every. F-cking. Week. We’re just one month into the new year and already, Lindsay Lohan may go back to jail. Way to go, loser. So about this necklace situation… TMZ reports that she will be charged with grand theft By Lainey • Feb 07, 2011 01:32 am
Girly Throw Downs How much would LiLo pay… To be the dude in between Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy courtside at the Laker game last night? What would she thief in exchange for it? Leo and Tom had a little Inception reunion while watching Los Angeles lose a close one at the buzzer to the San Antonio Spurs. By Lainey • Feb 04, 2011 02:36 am
Dumbass Guard your belongings Wonder if this is the Burberry suit for Tom Hardy that I was referring to yesterday. He presented at the Visual Effects Society Awards last night honouring Christopher Nolan and Inception. If I were him I’d keep it out of the reach of Lindsay Lohan, because if there was By Lainey • Feb 02, 2011 05:20 am
Famewhores Tom, you need to cut this bitch loose Almost from the moment she left rehab, Lindsay Lohan has been leaking that she's been staying sober by f-cking Tom Hardy. There were reports that he was her sober coach. Then he denied that. So she's probably been all over his ass trying to angle for By Lainey • Jan 25, 2011 06:15 am
Famewhores Paps on payroll Why can’t this girl keep her sh-t tight? They all use the paps – though she does it most egregiously – but most of them are able to lock down the leaks. Lindsay Lohan can’t keep her f-ckery a secret. EVER. Maybe it’s time to admit she sucks at By Lainey • Jan 21, 2011 07:13 am
Famewhores Lilo + Oscar She talks about this a lot. Once she said that one of her life goals was to win an Oscar before the age of 30. I still laugh about that one. This is a classic Lohan delusion. Daydreaming about something so out of reach, like it’s actually a possibility, By Lainey • Jan 20, 2011 03:54 am
Donald Trump Lindsay Lohan: reality reject Oh you know it’s bad when… You can’t even get on a reality tv show. Donald Trump is putting together a new Celebrity Apprentice. Here’s who he’s recruited: LaToya Jackson, Lisa Rinna, Hope Dworaczyk, Nikki Taylor, Star Jones, Dionne Warwick, Meatloaf, Gary Busey, Mark McGrath, David By Lainey • Jan 14, 2011 03:07 am
Famewhores So much has changed Lindsay Lohan went to rehab for 3 months. So she’s clean now. And what else? What’s changed? Well, she was courtside at the Laker game last night. A few hours before tip-off TMZ announced that she’d be there which meant that every pap agency sent photogs to By Lainey • Jan 10, 2011 02:47 am
