Hook Ups Making up is part of breaking up? I've had clean cold turkey breakups but more often than not I've had breakup-makeup breakups when it's not quite over until you try it one more time and remember clearly why it should be over. Amanda Seyfried and Dominic Cooper broke up before Cannes. By Lainey • Jun 14, 2010 08:08 am
Dumbass Lilo’s latest coincidence or conspiracy I’m sure you’ve heard – that Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM went off on Sunday night/Monday morning and, following a report that was delivered to the judge, was found to be in violation of the terms of her monitoring program after a small amount of alcohol was detected. A By Lainey • Jun 09, 2010 03:25 am
Lindsay Lohan Not even a mention The sparkly jumpsuit is an attempt to hide the ankle scram that she doesn’t want people caring about by drawing attention to covering it... make sense? Way back before rehab and anorexia Lindsay Lohan hosted the MTV Movie Awards. It was 2004. She tried to dance like it was By Lainey • Jun 07, 2010 06:00 am
Dumbass Crank begs for Chanel and where was Depp? Before we get to that let’s revisit Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter claim yesterday about Johnny Depp coming to say hello to her. Click here for a refresher. According to this site, Johnny has been on holiday in Greece. Lilo tweeted that she saw him on Wednesday. It’s very By Lainey • May 28, 2010 04:02 am
Johnny Depp Crank & Depp It’s comedy hour courtesy of Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter. As you know, she’s now wearing a monitoring anklet, has been ordered by the court to stay off drugs and alcohol, and is not allowed to leave Los Angeles for “work”. Lilo insists she doesn’t have problems. So By Lainey • May 27, 2010 03:10 am
Dumbass Crank blonde and posing She fixed her busted extensions, hit up the salon yesterday for several hours to work out some new hair, and Lindsay Lohan emerged blonde at the end of it. She does look better... I guess... but lightening doesn’t fix the face bloat, or those f-cked up lips. Still, what By Lainey • May 26, 2010 03:28 am
Twats Unbuttoned for court You’re in deep sh-t with the law. The judge is pissed at your punk ass. You’re already 2 (business) days late for your appearance. So what do you wear when you finally make it to your hearing? If you’re Lindsay Lohan, it’s a tight white shirt By Lainey • May 24, 2010 05:42 am
Dumbass Hey Judge - she looks worried Lindsay Lohan spent all night worrying about that passport, hurrying to get back to America for her court appearance. She looks it, non? Here's Lilo in Cannes last night at a yacht party, feeling the pain of losing her travel documents. Does the judge read blogs? Does she By Lainey • May 20, 2010 04:41 am
Hook Ups Crank vs Amanda Seyfried It’s Mean Girls all over again. And it’s the ongoing saga of that skint.agg.scag Lindsay Lohan who insists on cocking up her life over and over again. She was supposed to get on a plane this morning from France to head back to LA for her By Lainey • May 19, 2010 06:51 am
Twats Crank at the Chopard party Chopard celebrated 150 years last night in Cannes. My Marion showed up in a sparkly pantsuit and looked great, was gracious, and probably stayed well away from Lindsay Lohan who somehow skeezed her way in. They’ll never say because they’re too classy, but the point of these events By Lainey • May 18, 2010 05:31 am
Girly Throw Downs Crank comes to Cannes Was there any doubt? One way or another, even though she’s broke ass, she’d find her way here. After all, she’s ostensibly in Cannes to promote an upcoming role as porn star Linda Lovelace. What wouldn’t she do? Nothing is off limits now. So this is By Lainey • May 17, 2010 05:33 am
Lindsay Lohan Crank too broke for Cannes? Lindsay Lohan wants to come to Cannes. Of course she does. The world’s press is here. And the parties are wild. So why not get cranked on the French Riviera? Lilo also wants to promote her upcoming turn as porn star Linda Lovelace, the only role she could land. By Lainey • May 13, 2010 08:33 am
Girly Throw Downs Crank vs Punk Ass: the throwdown Oh now this is a gift. Nothing like a twatty scrap to kick off a Tuesday. So Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan and Avril Lavigne threw down at the Chateau Marmont about a week ago. Apparently they were both at an event and Lilo blew off Avril until By Lainey • May 11, 2010 02:28 am
Dumbass Crank leaks and crank tweets This is Lindsay Lohan arriving back in New York today with a bloated busted face. Her ma was with her too. So she can say that “mommy” knows best how to control the crank. Sure. Because mommy is sharing the goddamn crank. The latest in Lilo’s self created drama? By Lainey • May 07, 2010 12:15 pm
Lindsay Lohan She probably started that rumour herself The last time Lindsay Lohan attended the Costume Institute Gala it was 2007 and she was one of the last to arrive, because she’s a famewhore like that, and Lara and I watched her take her sweet time up the steps and I remember us saying to each other By Lainey • May 06, 2010 09:04 am
Parent Pimps Sweaty Group Dancing Much of the online chatter today is about JailBait’s new video for Can’t Be Tamed. Because she’s so f-cking wild, yo. It’s a departure, obviously, from the sugar gum wholesome sweetness that has characterised her career so far Disney-styles. But in textbook child star fashion, Miley’ By Lainey • May 05, 2010 03:31 am
