Parent Pimps Mentorship By the time Lindsay Lohan was 17, she was living on her own at the Chateau Marmont, hooking up with older men, propositioning other older men, kicking off a crank journey that continues today. Taylor Momsen in 16. She says she feels much older. That she is more mature than By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 05:24 am
Parent Pimps Brand shame Ran out of time and wasn’t able to address this yesterday, am sure you’ve heard – the Ungaro announcement that Lindsay Lohan has been named the brand’s “artistic adviser”. Based on what? Even Women’s Wear Daily can’t hide its disdain. The news actually leaked a few By Lainey • Sep 10, 2009 02:33 am
Lindsay Lohan Crackhead wish list It keeps getting longer – Lindsay Lohan’s list of lofty ambitions, reasonable 3 years ago, and now completely out of the realm of possibility. Especially the part about her winning an Oscar before 30. Remembering she actually said this is like a happy place for me. That and the vision By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 03:48 am
Maple Leaf We missed you Ellen Page She doesn’t sign on to every sh-tty script that’s thrown at her. And she’s not a famewhore. And her fans are f-cking crazy. So we don’t see her very often. Only when it’s time to promote a movie. The movie, as you know, is called By Lainey • Sep 03, 2009 05:28 am
Girly Throw Downs JT, Shelfy, SamRo but no Lilo Have heard from many of you today re: Lilo’s crack tweets. They’re f-cking amazing. Always late at night, always when she can’t get hold of Samantha Ronson, and then she starts raging. Here’s how it flowed: the Venetian Hotel is a scary place.. Too many stories By Lainey • Sep 02, 2009 10:17 am
Hook Ups Hayden, Harry, girls, and glasses Hayden Panettiere is now dating Lindsay Lohan’s ex boyfriend Harry Morton. She went for a run today with some dude – all the paps keep saying it’s Harry. I forget what Harry looks like and don’t care enough to spend too much time on Google. But I do By Lainey • Aug 31, 2009 01:16 pm
Twats Lilo & the curious case of the missing jewels Something didn’t smell right, did it? So you know that Lindsay Lohan’s house was burglarised. Apparently the alarm was not tripped and a safe was stolen. Now Radar is reporting that Lilo had $2 million worth of jewels on loan from a store called XIV Karats. She was By Lainey • Aug 28, 2009 03:41 am
Parent Pimps Drama 24/7 It’s like energy. You give it off. You invite. Drama. Lindsay Lohan craves drama. She cannot live without drama. So drama will always find her. So her house was broken into again. Second time in 4 months. Her first phone call? Daddy. You know the father with whom she’ By Lainey • Aug 24, 2009 02:54 pm
Lindsay Lohan Lilo: new lips, new face? She’s cranked up all over New York this week, surrounded by sycophants, spending her days shopping, her nights trying to be seen. You’ll note – she was not at The September Issue premiere last night. Please. Like Anna Wintour would have allowed it. Instead, Lindsay Lohan decided to show By Lainey • Aug 20, 2009 07:56 am
Lindsay Lohan Editorial bitchslap Lilo on the cover of UK Elle, the photoshoot where those jewels went missing. But the best is what the editor Lorraine Candy has written about the experience in her standard address: "Lindsay Lohan wrote me a note during this month's cover shoot. It read: 'Let& By Lainey • Aug 07, 2009 08:44 am
Break Ups Written for Jessica, meant for Lindsay Jessica Simpson continues to hook up and break up with men who humiliate her. As if it wasn’t enough that he dumped her the night before her birthday, Us Weekly reports that Tony Romo apparently also announced the break up to everyone living in his gated community, informing security By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 09:22 am
Girly Throw Downs Crack Jealous Drugs make you paranoid. Just ask Mischa Barton. And it’s worse for these twats running around Hollywood – young, insecure, and ignorant. Dangerous combination. No secret, Lindsay Lohan is a jealous bitch. She’s jealous for attention. She needs to be at the centre of it all the time. When By Lainey • Jul 21, 2009 02:49 am
Parent Pimps Old hags at a fashion show Who’s older? It’s hard to say. Dina and Ali Lohan showed up at some fashion show last night in New York looking like two cougar sisters escaped from the small town letting loose in the big city. Ali’s real age, if you can believe it, is actually By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 02:45 am
Lindsay Lohan Up all night On her Twitter, crack tweeting nonsense while she’s waiting for the crash. Lilo just a few hours ago seemed like she’d managed to push Samantha Ronson away again, or is fighting with her father. It’s a toss up. First this: being lied to after being my father& By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 02:47 am
Dumbass Weekly crack tweets Best way to kick off the weekend – with some incoherent crack babble courtesy of Lilo’s Twitter. Last night she was at it again, obviously desperate for attention, and bored, and cranked, with her blackberry in hand and a mind understimulated by constant shopping. First this post: Some guy just By Lainey • Jul 10, 2009 06:25 am
Twats Spraytan fries your brain Among other things. Ever heard of a movie called The Hangover? It’s this summer’s smash comedy, has grossed so far in excess of $200 million. That’s all. According to Us Weekly, the part played by Heather Graham (a stripper) was initially offered to Lindsay Lohan by director By Lainey • Jul 08, 2009 03:13 am
