Girly Throw Downs Tweeting tweaked – the morning after It’s never her fault. Especially when she f-cks up on Twitter. Yesterday I posted this article about Lindsay Lohan trash-tweeting Justin Timberlake’s William Rast at Colette Paris and Macy’s, calling it low classy and not chic. Not long after the article went up on my blog, Lilo, By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 05:51 am
Girly Throw Downs Lilo’s crack tweets vs Justin Timberlake? A couple of weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan and Justin Timberlake were at the same club in New York and Pip was drunk and supposedly all over some girl and Lilo tweeted about him and called him a cheater. Or something. Then she denied it saying she’d been hacked. Hacked By Lainey • Jul 01, 2009 05:04 am
Twats Crackhead birthday party She’s turning 23 on July 2nd but you’d think she’d be at least 10 years older, right? Lindsay Lohan celebrated in Vegas over the weekend looking like she’s been opening her legs for crack for the last decade, and perhaps pimp-beaten and left in an alley By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 03:55 am
Girly Throw Downs Nicole Richie > Lindsay Lohan Once upon a time they were both drugged up and starving together, two skinny bitches partying all night and loving the attention. These days, Nicole Richie is living clean, cutting out the viruses that had plagued her previous life – people and substances. One of them: Lindsay Lohan. And like the By Lainey • Jun 17, 2009 02:54 am
Lindsay Lohan Belly Coke Bloat Lindsay Lohan sniffed out a party in the Hamptons this weekend at AXE Lounge. Nice coke bloat. I’m bloated today too. Because Gab and I were afflicted with the Wine Flu this weekend. It’s horribly inappropriate. But we can’t stop saying it. I’m never drinking again. By Lainey • Jun 15, 2009 04:27 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo cranked & caged Heads up to the producers of The Other Side who recently took a huge gamble on Lindsay Lohan – it’s a long summer ahead and filming does not begin until October. Are you sure? There’s still time. Because… The insurers will not like this. As you know Lilo has By Lainey • Jun 08, 2009 01:20 pm
Twats Single Orange Female Samantha Ronson in working in London this week. Lindsay Lohan showed up in London this week. Word is she arranged her schedule and booked a photo shoot conveniently for when Sam was there, staying at a hotel just down the street. So last night, Sam heads to Bungalow 8 with By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 03:58 am
Twats Lilo, Ungaro, Paris, and London Lindsay Lohan turned up in Paris but headed out of Paris with a sh-tload of luggage en route, supposedly, to London to catch up with Samantha Ronson who played a gig last night at Mahiki. Lilo has been ordered to keep a lower profile after landing a job, finally, on By Lainey • Jun 02, 2009 06:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Crack tweets Since someone gave her a new acting job – a job that should have actually belonged to Katie Holmes – Lilo has been rather low key. Translation: she’s been ordered to lock down her sh-t, stop f-cking around so much for the paps to ensure that they don’t take the By Lainey • May 28, 2009 05:27 am
Girly Throw Downs Huge empty bag Posh arrived at Heathrow after a couple of days in Milan with David Beckham. As you can see, she’s carrying a huge white Hermes bag that’s probably empty. She’s also wearing a pair of skinnies that don’t actually make her look invisible. Chill. It’s not By Lainey • May 14, 2009 03:56 am
Twats Pity hire A job. A real acting job. Hollywood is all about 5th chances. And this is Lindsay’s – confirmed to star in an indie comedy about a grad student doing research on a remote island and the characters she encounters along the way costarring Woody Harrelson, Alanis Morissette, Giovanni Ribisi, and By Lainey • May 14, 2009 02:31 am
Twats Loving every minute This is not the face of girl who needs you to feel sorry for her. This however is the face of a 35 year old. Only Lindsay Lohan is not 35. And she’s made up for a photo shoot. Remember these then when this cover of Spanish Vogue is By Lainey • May 07, 2009 02:54 am
Twats Possessive Lilo Check out this video. First Samantha Ronson leaves a restaurant, drives away alone. Lindsay Lohan pulls up later and she needs the paps – the paps!!! the dreaded paps!!! – to tell her what Samantha was doing, who she was with, and if she left alone. Then she sped off. TMZ reports By Lainey • May 06, 2009 01:09 pm
Twats 12 hour crank Girl’s gotta hustle. How else can she afford the lifestyle? There’s her sister to support. And her mother too. So Lindsay Lohan hopped on a plane on Saturday headed for Montreal where she was hired to host a party. Here she is with her Dirty Face posing for By Lainey • May 04, 2009 02:49 am
Twats It runs in the family Oh, so many things. Breasts, for starters. Check out Ali Lohan in Hawaii with her sister Lindsay showing off her growing body. It had been rumoured for years that Dina took Lilo to get her tits done when she was still a teen. I never believed. The Lohan teardrops… they’ By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 04:51 am
Parent Pimps How Lilo lost weight: Adderall Am sure you’ve seen them this week – photos of Lindsay Lohan in Hawaii. Shot after shot she’s in her bikini, soaking up the attention, eating up the attention, a substitute for food, knowing that she’s scraped up another reason for people to care about her. Because it’ By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 05:08 am
