Clown 12 hour crank Girl’s gotta hustle. How else can she afford the lifestyle? There’s her sister to support. And her mother too. So Lindsay Lohan hopped on a plane on Saturday headed for Montreal where she was hired to host a party. Here she is with her Dirty Face posing for By Lainey • May 04, 2009 02:49 am
Clown It runs in the family Oh, so many things. Breasts, for starters. Check out Ali Lohan in Hawaii with her sister Lindsay showing off her growing body. It had been rumoured for years that Dina took Lilo to get her tits done when she was still a teen. I never believed. The Lohan teardrops… they’ By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 04:51 am
Parent Pimps How Lilo lost weight: Adderall Am sure you’ve seen them this week – photos of Lindsay Lohan in Hawaii. Shot after shot she’s in her bikini, soaking up the attention, eating up the attention, a substitute for food, knowing that she’s scraped up another reason for people to care about her. Because it’ By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 05:08 am
Clown How long before they break up? If they really were friends, Lindsay Lohan and Natalie Portman, they likely won’t be for long after Lilo namedropped Natalie Portman today as her new bestie on Ellen. Random, right? She was talking about her really great friends. All of a sudden she announced Natalie has been “there for By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 06:28 am
Dumbass Lilo on Ellen Her interview airs today, was taped yesterday. Here she is with Ali on her way there. Ellen Degeneres, as you would expect, was very sympathetic, having been through her own public breakup with Anne Heche several years ago. A few snippets have been released prior to the show – not a By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 02:41 am
Clown First Peep, then Porn? Lindsay Lohan was in Vegas this weekend, attended a performance of a new Las Vegas review called Peepshow. People.com is reporting that Lilo personally approached show producers for a role and could take over from Kelly Monaco in a few months requiring her to get almost completely naked. Kelly By Lainey • Apr 20, 2009 10:13 am
Lindsay Lohan Makeover! Yeah, so this is Wilmer Valderrama. !!! !!! Wilmer was walking around NYC today visiting Generation X Tenant Association Community Garden in the Lower East Side but really he was showing off his makeover. He’s almost unrecognisable. Like, remember when Wilmer used to date Lindsay Lohan? Lived with Lindsay Lohan? She By Lainey • Apr 15, 2009 09:04 am
Break Ups Lilo restrained After days of denial, and having the locks changed on her cranked out ass, Lindsay Lohan finally admitted yesterday that she and Samantha Ronson have split. But only temporarily. Because she is the priority. "We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself”. Once again, a By Lainey • Apr 07, 2009 03:51 am
Girly Throw Downs Love, coke, and cake wars This generation. There is no fight worth fighting unless it’s fought on Facebook/Twitter/MySpace. And if it didn’t happen there, it didn’t happen at all. According to Us Weekly, Lindsay is denying that they’ve broken up. It’s the greatest gift passed on to her By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 08:02 am
Break Ups One step closer… To rock bottom? It’s over – again – between Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan and this time Sam has made it public, finally tiring of the endless drama. OK! Magazine is reporting that Friday night, Ronson was booked at a party to promote her sister’s clothing line with JC Penney. By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 02:31 am
Clown Where was your mother last night? My mother was at home. She’s been at home for 2 days recovering from surgery, driving us crazy. My dad in particular. Because he’s there. At least with me, I have the phone as a buffer. Recovery means no casino. Recovery also means no mahjong. No casino and By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 03:45 am
Clown Girls & Gifts Lindsay Lohan has been rolling around recently in a sweet ride – a Maserati valued at, so they say, $100,000. Her assistant nicked it last week and apparently it cost ten grand to fix the damage (very minor). Aside: why the f-ck does unhireable Lindsay Lohan have an assistant??? I By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 05:37 am
Dumbass Lilo TV Girl What’s worse… Straight to DVD or straight to TV, then DVD? This is Lindsay Lohan’s career. Give it up for Dina’s favourite word : Justice! Access Hollywood is reporting that Lilo’s film Labour Pains will not hit theatres, airing instead on ABC Family first in July before By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 02:41 am
Parent Pimps Crack ramblings run in the family Oh the Lohans… What would we do without the Lohans? Thanks to Matthew L for sending me a link to Dina Lohan’s Twitter – it’s my favourite thing about today. She’s like John Mayer. Except her grammar is for sh-t. And she can’t function within 140 characters. By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 07:55 am
Clown Oscar-nominated delusions You’ve heard by now about the exclusive interview Lindsay Lohan granted E! She let the crack talk the entire time. How else can you explain it? As you’d expect, Lilo blames you, me, everyone else for her career failures. Of course. Because Dina Lohan didn’t teach her By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 05:32 am
Clown Lilo is po’ No money, many problems. According to Gatecrasher, Lindsay Lohan is broke ass. Not surprising. After all, she hasn’t had a job in… forever. And she has to support her mother who can’t afford to pay her own back taxes, and there’s the shopping, and of course the By Lainey • Mar 23, 2009 10:03 am
