Maple Leaf Oh baby, where’s your hair? Scott Speedman has buzzed it all off, seen yesterday on the set of a new movie called Funny People. It works on him, his hair is thick enough, but I l prefer it the way it was when I saw him in Cannes in May – suits his personality. Like a By Lainey • Dec 05, 2008 03:33 am
Girlcrushes Joan Jett > Bella Swan My latest favourite bitch Kristen Stewart has just signed to play the title role in a Joan Jett biopic. LOVE! It’ll be a nice change of pace for Kristen especially since she’s to endure more Bella Swan in the sequel to Twilight which should start shooting within 6 By Lainey • Dec 03, 2008 02:36 am
Girly Throw Downs Lilo & Sam: Dust-up in Dubai At the huge party in Dubai last night, the grand opening of Atlantis, The Palm Resort and the Palm Jumeirah (crazy amounts of money thrown around, holy f-ck) I’m told that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson got into a HUGE argument at 5am and their screaming match quickly turned By Lainey • Nov 21, 2008 02:56 am
Girly Throw Downs Lilo reads the papers Today’s issue of The Sun in London, the most widely read paper, reports that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson scrapped over her ex Calum Best at some club last night. Ew. Calum Best looks like that dude in the Mummy. Like, Travolta revolting. Apparently the girls were arguing in By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 06:22 am
Girly Throw Downs Mrs Reynolds and her rack It’s the first thing you notice, isn’t it? Boobs. Scarlett Johansson on the cover and behind the scenes for the new issue of Allure. Sultry, sexpot, sick crazy body, and … Boobs. During the interview, Scarjo is asked about Lindsay Lohan and the infamous bathroom wall incident – do you By Lainey • Nov 18, 2008 02:47 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo floured It was London then Paris then back to London this weekend for Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson as Lilo followed her lover from gig to gig – this is how she makes money these days. How they both make money actually. Sam is popular because of Lilo. Lilo gets paid to By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 01:41 am
Girly Throw Downs Lolita hates Lilo The energy is smutty today. Everyone is fighting. Everyone hates everyone else. The air is thick with drama, it’s the ideal temperature – gossip is growing! Next in the ring: Lindsay Lohan and Hayden Panettiere. Milo’s little Lolita was shopping the other day when she was approached by a By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 03:27 am
Dumbass Twitchy and coloured It’s Lilo on Access Hollywood with Maria Menounos promoting her leggings line and talking about the election…because it’s so important what Lindsay Lohan thinks about the election? Well… Actually… Many people are convinced that in this clip she calls Obama the first “coloured” president. She’s mumbling, By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 03:07 am
Lindsay Lohan Don`t call her a lesbian A beautiful Lindsay Lohan on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, seemingly incapable of posing with her mouth closed, is reportedly insisting that she’s not a lesbian. Asked by the magazine about who she’s dating, Lilo coyly answered that: " By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 01:43 am
Thinnification Lilo in white and one pink nail Pink middle finger on both hands - no doubt what’ll be the new nail trend by next week. Here’s Lindsay Lohan thin thin thin even in white yesterday picking up some dirty Chinese at Panda Express to share with Samantha before throwing it up or cranking it off By Lainey • Nov 04, 2008 01:57 am
Douchebags Dumped for Denise About a month ago I posted this article noting that Lindsay Lohan was starting to resemble Denise Richards. Now she’s getting dumped for Denise Richards. By the World Music Awards. Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Lilo was scheduled to host the World Music Awards in Monaco next By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 08:57 am
Twats Lilo skinny subway Thinner than ever in New York (look at the legs) with Samantha yesterday, here’s Lindsay Lohan in grey tights and a wicked leather jacket and bag hopping on the subway with the paps…because she’s just so real? Admittedly though, she does look great. Makes me angry to By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 03:25 am
Girly Throw Downs America vs Lilo Page Six reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan’s 6 episode appearance on Ugly Betty has now been slashed to 4 because she and America Ferrera clashed on set. According to their report, Lilo was a nightmare to work with and America told her to beat it. Us Weekly on the By Lainey • Oct 24, 2008 02:46 am
Dumbass Express Yourself…by shutting your ass It’s a universal truth well illustrated recently by someone like Keira Knightley: there are no thoughts more wise, more profound, more deeply f-cking original than the thoughts that are thought by those in their early 20s. And if it happens to be an actor, that depth is even more By Lainey • Oct 17, 2008 04:07 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo’s rejection weekend Was a busy day for Lindsay Lohan on Monday. First she promoted her line of leggings (modelling a pair with ladders all over them) at Henri Bendel – no Sam in sight. Rumours are swirling that things are not well. Rumours are also swirling that they’re engaged. Probably because we By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 03:00 am
Denise Richards Boyfriend Jeans and Hookers This is not Denise Richards. This is Lindsay Lohan. But at first glance, for half a second, I thought it was Denise Richards. And that is not a good thing. Because whatever Lilo is, she is most certainly not the worst Bond Girl/Former Heidi Fleiss Girl ever. Lilo also By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 05:35 am
