Hook Ups Natalie & Lindsay Since this morning’s post about Natalie Portman’s new relationship with Devendra Banhart, a few of his hardcore fans have emailed insisting that A. he really is beautiful and B. he truly is an artist. I won’t argue with beautiful. Beautiful is many things to many people. The By Lainey • Apr 10, 2008 05:01 am
Britney Spears Madge Can Control Everything The Madonna interview with Vanity Fair… First – her images. She looks amazing. Look at that ass. Don’t tell me that ass is photoshopped. You KNOW her ass is tight. Yes… that tight. And then there’s the interview. Madonna the artist, Madonna the visionary, Madonna the preacher, blah blah By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 04:32 am
Parent Pimps History Repeats Itself Once upon a time, not too long ago, a longhaired pretty teen became the toast of the town, with a hit movie, a recording contract, and a too blonde, too orange mother-manager overseeing her career. Pretty soon she was living at the Chateau Marmont, dating boys much much older, had By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 01:52 am
Twats The Perils of a Pimp Mom This is what happens when your mother is more interested in pimping you than she is in raising you. Not only do you become a drug addict, so used and loose at only 21 that even the p*ssy posse wants nothing to do with you wants nothing to do By Lainey • Mar 17, 2008 09:39 am
Twats How Long Before… Lilo and Ali scrap over a dude? Like ripping each other’s hair out on TMZ? Let’s see.. Ali is 14. Give it a couple of years. By the time she’s 16, bet your fake tits she’ll be caught in flagrante with Lindsay’s boyfriend… Milo Ventimiglia? By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 09:02 am
Parent Pimps No Choice?!?! No sh*t. But then again, why is this surprising? After all, it is Dina Lohan. Dina Lohan who has officially surpassed Joe Simpson in parental pimpage, hellbent on pushing all of her children into child stardom and, in the process, sending her youngest Ali on the same path as By Lainey • Mar 06, 2008 03:28 am
Lindsay Lohan Everyone hates Dirty Face and Coke Bloat Lindsay Lohan was photographed heading to an AA meeting yesterday. Supposedly heading to an AA meeting. Then last night she showed up at Villa – obviously the best place for a recovering addict. As you can see, Dirty Face is now dragging around some bloat. SO attractive. And the perfect role By Lainey • Feb 28, 2008 01:13 am
Lindsay Lohan Dirty Face D&G Under a thousand watts of super industrial spotlight, Lilo’s Dirty Face actually isn’t that bad. Under normal circumstances, however, the filth can’t be contained. Here’s the orange descendent of Dina Lohan in Milan for the Dolce & Gabbana show today continuing her relentless tour of … nothing. By Lainey • Feb 21, 2008 06:20 am
Lindsay Lohan Pink & Carey Over Weird. Why is it that I’m only noticing how hot he is now that he’s about to fall off the scene? Pink and Carey Hart, married for 2 years, are officially calling it quits as confirmed first by People.com. Why? Why else? These people are famous. Commitment By Lainey • Feb 18, 2008 07:00 pm
Denise Richards Dirty Face DUMBASS Now it makes sense. No one had a clue why the Capri Film Festival honoured Lindsay Lohan last year but just a month later, she shows up Sunday night at the 3rd Annual Los Angeles Italia Film, Fashion, and Art Festival… Coincidence or conspiracy? As for the return of her By Lainey • Feb 17, 2008 07:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Leo Hates Lilo The NY Daily News is reporting that Lindsay Lohan tried to smear her dirty face all over Adrian Grenier the other night at a West Hollywood club. Adrian tolerated it for a few minutes before getting rescued by his girlfriend. Leonardo DiCaprio however was not so kind. Unfortunate for Lilo, By Lainey • Feb 15, 2008 03:33 am
Lindsay Lohan The Dirtiest Face Ever Am sorry to say but Lindsay Lohan is officially ugly. And this isn’t calling someone ugly first thing on a Sunday, or when they’re wearing their glasses walking the dog with eye snot in the morning. This is Lindsay Lohan in a very cute outfit yesterday, shopping at By Lainey • Feb 12, 2008 04:58 am
Lindsay Lohan New Dark Hair, Same Dirty Face Lilo went dark yesterday, seen here leaving the James Blunt concert, and looks much, much better. Unfortunately the Dirty Face still persists. Seriously, what is wrong with this child and her foundation/self tanner/bronzer/blush issues??? As you can see, Lindsay is rockin’ a little bloat around the face… By Lainey • Feb 07, 2008 07:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Holiday with Bar Leo Leo loves models. And really… can you blame him? He is after all a total dude. A dude who once trolled the club scene with what was known then as his “p*ssy posse”. At the very least, he has a certain aesthetic standard. And as you can see, Bar By Lainey • Feb 05, 2008 07:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Joan & Jackie Collins Ali Lohan is 14. Lindsay Lohan is 21. But for all intents and purposes, they may as well be like the Collins sisters. Too old and too tacky, only on Joan and Jackie it works. That Lilo looks bunk is not news… but at such a young age, Ali Lohan By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 04:04 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo & Brody: New York & Sex Almost a year ago, about the same time she entered rehab for the first of three visits, Lindsay Lohan was supposedly horny-texting Brody Jenner, telling him she was craving “McDonald’s and sex”. Twelve months later, even though Brody apparently has a serious girlfriend, he and Lilo are both in By Lainey • Jan 26, 2008 07:00 pm
