Lindsay Lohan Holiday with Bar Leo Leo loves models. And really… can you blame him? He is after all a total dude. A dude who once trolled the club scene with what was known then as his “p*ssy posse”. At the very least, he has a certain aesthetic standard. And as you can see, Bar By Lainey • Feb 05, 2008 07:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Joan & Jackie Collins Ali Lohan is 14. Lindsay Lohan is 21. But for all intents and purposes, they may as well be like the Collins sisters. Too old and too tacky, only on Joan and Jackie it works. That Lilo looks bunk is not news… but at such a young age, Ali Lohan By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 04:04 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo & Brody: New York & Sex Almost a year ago, about the same time she entered rehab for the first of three visits, Lindsay Lohan was supposedly horny-texting Brody Jenner, telling him she was craving “McDonald’s and sex”. Twelve months later, even though Brody apparently has a serious girlfriend, he and Lilo are both in By Lainey • Jan 26, 2008 07:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Riley’s Revenge Pt 2 He’s already sold his story – lurid details of her insatiable libido – to the News of the World but still Riley can’t get over Lindsay Lohan. And as the bitterness continues to eat him alive, he is spewing more about her personal life … this time on his MySpace profile. By Lainey • Jan 22, 2008 07:43 am
Kirsten Dunst My Kiki > Lilo Once upon a time, Lilo was the face of Miu Miu. The company quickly came to its senses and decided to start over. As you can see, my Kiki is a MUCH better choice. Check out the amazing new images from Kiki’s new Miu Miu campaign. She can vamp By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 05:39 am
Lindsay Lohan Blonde, Orange, and Lycra Can’t believe it’s 2008 and people still look like this. And in Hollywood too? Small town North America, maybe. Deep within the trailer park, absolutely. But on a red carpet? In Los Angeles? On a young starlet who should know better? This is Lindsay Lohan. And this is By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 02:53 am
Lindsay Lohan This Is What You Get… When you give it up right away. Sure, the dude is a skeeze. But time and again, Lindsay Lohan has demonstrated that she has the worst man taste ever. So who’s the bigger asshole? It’s one thing to own your sex – but sluts don’t own their own By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 03:27 am
Lindsay Lohan More Pride for Dina! Dina Lohan, best mother ever, must be so proud. Not only did her daughter straddle some random in Italy on NYE in front of the paps, she was also caught hooching straight from the bottle – which means, big surprise, Lindsay Lohan has fallen off the wagon. See the video here By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 06:40 am
Lindsay Lohan Pot. Kettle. Orange Dina Lohan is lecturing another mother on being a poor parent. Dina Lohan!!! So remember Lilo was dating that punk called Riley? And they broke up and he sold his story to a British tabloid telling the News of the World that Lindsay is a sex freak and loves to By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 03:14 am
Heath Ledger Heath & Gemma After a romp with Helena Christensen and a rumoured hook up with Lindsay Lohan (I call bullsh*t), Heath Ledger has found love close to home in the form of 20 year old Australian supermodel Gemma Ward. Gemma, as you can see, is your typical genetic freak. Limbs and features By Lainey • Jan 02, 2008 07:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Dina’s Pride & Joy Here’s Lindsay Lohan in the pages of the Daily Mail on NYE spreading her orange ass all over some local dude called Dario. So how drunk do you have to be to let this happen while paps are swarming the joint waiting for you to f&ck up? By Lainey • Jan 01, 2008 11:42 pm
Kate Hudson Lilo: Player Poseur How desperate were the folks running the Capri Film Festival to secure celebrity attendance? Seriously… Bestowing a lifetime achievement award on Lindsay Lohan’s orange shoulders – WTF??? She’s 21! And she’s made TWO decent movies! And Mean Girls was ALL Tina Fey! Capri… please!!! But of course Lilo By Lainey • Dec 31, 2007 12:14 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan, Sex Maniac Justice Dina Lohan! And congratulations this Christmas! Dina’s oldest child was rehab an impressive three times this year, both her movies sucked sh*t, and she continues to exhibit some remarkably bad taste in men, hooking up with that f&cktard Calum Best before treatment and immediately romancing By Lainey • Dec 23, 2007 10:12 pm
Britney Spears Lilo & the Chicken Fried Faux Father First things first – kudos to Lindsay Lohan for maintaining sobriety out of rehab. Hopefully it will continue over the holidays? But what of the company she’s keeping? The good news is Lilo is working. The bad news is she’s singing again. And what’s worse, she’s recording By Lainey • Dec 12, 2007 03:03 am
Lindsay Lohan Diseased & Desperate The worst combination. So what happened when Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton found out that Lindsay Lohan was riding up on her Big Greek Stav? All bitches defend their territory… this diseased bitch defends it by opening up her black hole vagina. And as you can see from the lascivious expression By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 02:18 am
Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Finger Follies: Best of 2007 Remember this? Not for the prudish – consider yourself warned. At the beginning of the year, Page Six reported that Dina Lohan was making out hardcore with some dude in the middle of the restaurant and that he was manually stimulating her underneath a table napkin…do you LOVE it??? Parental By Lainey • Dec 07, 2007 06:42 am
