Lindsay Lohan Riley’s Revenge Pt 2 He’s already sold his story – lurid details of her insatiable libido – to the News of the World but still Riley can’t get over Lindsay Lohan. And as the bitterness continues to eat him alive, he is spewing more about her personal life … this time on his MySpace profile. By Lainey • Jan 22, 2008 07:43 am
Kirsten Dunst My Kiki > Lilo Once upon a time, Lilo was the face of Miu Miu. The company quickly came to its senses and decided to start over. As you can see, my Kiki is a MUCH better choice. Check out the amazing new images from Kiki’s new Miu Miu campaign. She can vamp By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 05:39 am
Lindsay Lohan Blonde, Orange, and Lycra Can’t believe it’s 2008 and people still look like this. And in Hollywood too? Small town North America, maybe. Deep within the trailer park, absolutely. But on a red carpet? In Los Angeles? On a young starlet who should know better? This is Lindsay Lohan. And this is By Lainey • Jan 17, 2008 02:53 am
Lindsay Lohan This Is What You Get… When you give it up right away. Sure, the dude is a skeeze. But time and again, Lindsay Lohan has demonstrated that she has the worst man taste ever. So who’s the bigger asshole? It’s one thing to own your sex – but sluts don’t own their own By Lainey • Jan 07, 2008 03:27 am
Lindsay Lohan More Pride for Dina! Dina Lohan, best mother ever, must be so proud. Not only did her daughter straddle some random in Italy on NYE in front of the paps, she was also caught hooching straight from the bottle – which means, big surprise, Lindsay Lohan has fallen off the wagon. See the video here By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 06:40 am
Lindsay Lohan Pot. Kettle. Orange Dina Lohan is lecturing another mother on being a poor parent. Dina Lohan!!! So remember Lilo was dating that punk called Riley? And they broke up and he sold his story to a British tabloid telling the News of the World that Lindsay is a sex freak and loves to By Lainey • Jan 03, 2008 03:14 am
Heath Ledger Heath & Gemma After a romp with Helena Christensen and a rumoured hook up with Lindsay Lohan (I call bullsh*t), Heath Ledger has found love close to home in the form of 20 year old Australian supermodel Gemma Ward. Gemma, as you can see, is your typical genetic freak. Limbs and features By Lainey • Jan 02, 2008 07:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Dina’s Pride & Joy Here’s Lindsay Lohan in the pages of the Daily Mail on NYE spreading her orange ass all over some local dude called Dario. So how drunk do you have to be to let this happen while paps are swarming the joint waiting for you to f&ck up? By Lainey • Jan 01, 2008 11:42 pm
Kate Hudson Lilo: Player Poseur How desperate were the folks running the Capri Film Festival to secure celebrity attendance? Seriously… Bestowing a lifetime achievement award on Lindsay Lohan’s orange shoulders – WTF??? She’s 21! And she’s made TWO decent movies! And Mean Girls was ALL Tina Fey! Capri… please!!! But of course Lilo By Lainey • Dec 31, 2007 12:14 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan, Sex Maniac Justice Dina Lohan! And congratulations this Christmas! Dina’s oldest child was rehab an impressive three times this year, both her movies sucked sh*t, and she continues to exhibit some remarkably bad taste in men, hooking up with that f&cktard Calum Best before treatment and immediately romancing By Lainey • Dec 23, 2007 10:12 pm
Britney Spears Lilo & the Chicken Fried Faux Father First things first – kudos to Lindsay Lohan for maintaining sobriety out of rehab. Hopefully it will continue over the holidays? But what of the company she’s keeping? The good news is Lilo is working. The bad news is she’s singing again. And what’s worse, she’s recording By Lainey • Dec 12, 2007 03:03 am
Lindsay Lohan Diseased & Desperate The worst combination. So what happened when Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton found out that Lindsay Lohan was riding up on her Big Greek Stav? All bitches defend their territory… this diseased bitch defends it by opening up her black hole vagina. And as you can see from the lascivious expression By Lainey • Dec 10, 2007 02:18 am
Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Finger Follies: Best of 2007 Remember this? Not for the prudish – consider yourself warned. At the beginning of the year, Page Six reported that Dina Lohan was making out hardcore with some dude in the middle of the restaurant and that he was manually stimulating her underneath a table napkin…do you LOVE it??? Parental By Lainey • Dec 07, 2007 06:42 am
Heath Ledger Greek Stav or Heath? As you can see from multiple changes during her commercial shoot yesterday, the thinnification of Lilo continues – little arms, little legs. So she’s skinny… but is she sober? Let’s hope for it, even in the face of reports that suggest she may not be spending time with the By Lainey • Dec 05, 2007 02:51 am
Lindsay Lohan The Re-Thinnification of Lilo Reports have surfaced that Lindsay Lohan is drinking again. That she is drinking because alcohol was never her problem. That drugs were always her crippling vice. Her rep of course disputes the claim. But does her body? Remember when she practically disappeared two years ago? In the space of 6 By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 03:12 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo & Lolita Lindsay Lohan spent Thanksgiving in NYC with her family. To celebrate the occasion, her exploitative skank of a mother decided to make the most of every photo opportunity, sending her next protégé out shopping with her orange and dirty faced older sister who can’t seem to lay off the By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 01:52 am
