Kate Moss Dirty Face in Person Intoxicated by her own fame, gluttonously eating up every flash…she was the last to show up and loved every second of the frenzy, even more pronounced because she didn’t have to share it. Lindsay Lohan, famewhore and fiend… Yes, her pupils were pinned. She was 5 feet away By Lainey • May 07, 2007 08:00 pm
Jared Leto Perennially Pinned Pupils caught on tape Only a matter of time. Lindsay Lohan allegedly caught on videotape snorting cocaine, pulling a baggie out of her pocket and shoving her finger up a friend’s nose before hoovering some for herself. The tape, taken one night a few weeks ago at Teddy’s, has been sold to By Lainey • May 06, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Garner Hollywood Ebola headed for prison? The Los Angeles City Attorney is my new boyfriend. And if he is successful in this case, I swear he’ll sit atop the Freebie Five for a month. Paris Hilton is scheduled in court tomorrow. If you recall, she was pulled over, she blew the minimum on a breathalyser, By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Improvement Rumer Willis, 18, leaving Hyde the other night – ciggie in hand, self satisfied smirk in place: they actually want to take her picture… As you can see, Rumer’s hair is shorter, growing in nicely, looks great and doing the best she can. Love it. Would also love to see By Lainey • May 02, 2007 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Who Used a Straight Iron? Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johansson, Lindsay Lohan… I can’t understand it. I can’t understand, I will never understand, why or how Jared Leto quiverates anyone. First of all, he’s a douche. Second, he’s a douche with a bad attitude. Third, he’s a douche with a bad By Lainey • May 01, 2007 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Pinned, Prom, Dirty Lindsay Lohan at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood event last night – pinned pupils as usual, dirty face as usual, and prom hair rounding out the ass. Also looks like she’s dropping weight again, and at this rate, at only 20, bitch will have more stretch marks than Elizabeth Taylor. By Lainey • Apr 27, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Rosie Leaves The View??? Major buzz ripping through Hollywood today that after only a year, and too many controversies to count, Rosie O’Donnell is leaving The View. If true – damn f&cking shame. Without Rosie, The View is boring. Without Rosie, The View becomes cookie-cutter, safe, golf claps, the MiniVan Majority, and By Lainey • Apr 25, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John Kiki Blue in Rome Every day another city…such is the life of movie promotion. Here’s my Kiki in Rome today on the Spidey train, headed for what is expected to be a record breaking massive blockbuster worldwide opening between May 1 and May 4 depending on where you live. As I mentioned By Lainey • Apr 24, 2007 08:00 am
Keira Knightley Sienna Miller: capitalizing on Lohan stupidity “All I want to do is act…I’m an actor” – Lilo’s mantra, in every interview, in every article, whenever the pappies are around, she claims she’s an actor. That acting is her calling, that she will win an Oscar by the time she’s 30. Bitch… please. By Lainey • Apr 23, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Intro for Apr 19, 2007 Dear Gossips, Lindsay Lohan’s MySpace was allegedly hacked. Some interesting exchanges have been “leaked”… more on that below. It’s been a day and I’m still not over Jessica Simpson’s high waisted horror from yesterday. Is it wrong to take such pleasure out of looking at that By Lainey • Apr 19, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Paranoid and Delusional talks again Her mother thinks she’ll win an Oscar, she herself went off a few months ago about being stalked by imaginary enemies and needing help from Al Gore, now Lindsay Lohan is talking sh-t yet again, this time about having to play security for her friends and family and how By Lainey • Apr 18, 2007 08:00 am
Clive Owen Chinese Chicken Posh vs Dina Lohan Hollywood Mother of the Year Dina Lohan reportedly spent the weekend in Miami guzzling champagne with abandon, spending over $750 on booze, and rolling with a crowd of 20—somethings from club to club. She says she was simply trying “sign” a new DJ. What…because she’s, like, Hollywood By Lainey • Apr 12, 2007 08:00 am
Demi Moore Rumer’s Best Angle? On a boozy night with my eTalk producers last week, we all decided that we are OBSESSED with Rumer Willis. And we are determined to make her a star. Because she wants so badly to be one... which means she needs an eating disorder and a very inappropriate relationship followed By Lainey • Apr 12, 2007 08:00 am
Elton John James Blunt hurts angels Petra Nemcova at the Brick Awards on Tuesday. By all accounts, she’s the sweetest thing. Very humble, very kind, very undeserving of the James Blunt treatment. I mean you’d think someone who looks THAT ugly, who looks like spoiled milk with bad teeth…you’d think he would By Lainey • Apr 12, 2007 08:00 am
Hilary Duff United Against Ebola Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff used to hate each other. Over a boy, of course. Shame is… that boy was Aaron Carter. Ew. But it’s been a few years, they’ve both starved themselves thin, one got new teeth, the other went to rehab, and now both have realised By Lainey • Apr 04, 2007 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Dirty Face and another Drunk Well now here’s a healthy combination: Lindsay Lohan who went clubbing fresh outta rehab…and Robbie Williams who also went clubbing fresh out of rehab - it’s really so right it couldn’t be more right, non? Last night at the premiere of The Tudors, pinned pupils everywhere, By Lainey • Mar 27, 2007 08:00 am
