Twats Show me the audition tape Oh guess what? Lindsay Lohan lied to the cops about who was driving when her Porsche collided with a truck on the Pacific Coast Highway last week. Apparently she told them that it was her assistant who was driving, and even climbed over her assistant on the passenger side to By Lainey • Jun 12, 2012 04:10 pm
Twats Lindsay Lohan vs Porsche Let this be a warning for those of you in the industry half-cocked to hire Lindsay Lohan: she is (still) unhireable, and likely always will be. So she’s driving on the Pacific Coast Highway the other day in a rented 911 Porsche 2012. Smashes into a truck. Claims it By Lainey • Jun 11, 2012 12:03 pm
Twats Lohan punks Woody, begs Anna Woody Allen agreed to meet Lindsay Lohan for dinner the other night in New York. The paps were there to shoot them on their way out. Of course. And who do you think texted them the location? As you know, the Met Gala is tonight. Rumour has it Lohan is By Lainey • May 07, 2012 10:27 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Lindsay Lohan’s cheap black taffeta Because it’s not like she can call up any designer and have them send something over anymore, you know? Most prom dresses are more elegant than this one. And it’s not just because Lindsay Lohan is wearing it, it is the dress itself – budget material and budget construction, By Lainey • Apr 30, 2012 08:57 am
Twats TV Movies & Tabloids As you know, Lindsay Lohan is officially playing Elizabeth Taylor in a LifeTime TV movie about the legend. A lot of people are upset about this. But why? As I wrote in January, Lindsay Lohan, who once made feature films, is now working for LifeTime. LifeTime! Like, she’s on By Lainey • Apr 25, 2012 11:02 am
Lifestyle Coachella Candids 2012: Lindsay Lohan Perfect shoes for walking in grass, non? Because this is what you wear when you want to blend in. It’s almost a cute outfit otherwise though but I’m curious about how it looked by the end of the night. That’s the sort of dress that can fall By Lainey • Apr 16, 2012 08:58 am
Twats You can’t be polite around Lindsay Lohan Robert Pattinson is dating Kristen Stewart. And they are very serious about each other. And he’s really, really into her. And he did not cheat on her with Lindsay Lohan. The problem with Lindsay Lohan however is that you can’t mess around with her sh-t. Like not even By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 02:18 pm
Lindsay Lohan How are you Lily Allen? Was just thinking about her the other day. So many celebrities, they get married, pregnant, and have babies and you can't get away from them. Lily Allen, now Cooper, was the opposite. Lily wanted to go underground. And she meant it. I don't know what her By Lainey • Mar 29, 2012 11:59 am
Twats Lindsay Lohan is not George Clooney Oh look. Lindsay Lohan f-cked up. Where? She was leaving a club. Where else? Lohan was driving. She was trying to avoid the paps. Apparently she struck the club manager - very, very gently - while she was trying to turn around. Then, without getting out of the car and By Lainey • Mar 14, 2012 12:26 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Answers: BF wants to buy me plastic surgery? Hey Sasha, I've been dating my boyfriend for about four years. He's very caring, protective, not sleazy and very trustworthy. He's like a 'man's man' type of guy who wears very plain t-shirts and jeans and won't even By Sasha • Mar 12, 2012 03:24 pm
Smutty Surgery Does red improve her face? Lindsay Lohan is back to red hair. It’s better, for sure, for her face. It almost mutes the sh-t that she did to it while the blonde was almost like a magnifying glass, highlighting the extremes: the lips, the cheeks. But is it enough? Is it enough to not By Lainey • Mar 09, 2012 12:19 pm
Twats Everything in Lohan perspective Earlier today, Michael K at Dlisted posted these photos of Debbie Harry and Lindsay Lohan. Harry was horrifyingly mistaken for Lohan. Debbie Harry, by the way, is 66. Lindsay Lohan is 25. And then there’s Tara Reid... There was a time when it couldn’t get worse than Tara By Lainey • Mar 06, 2012 04:19 pm
Twats Lindsay Lohan’s meaningless SNL I was at a junket on Saturday waiting with other reporters when the subject of Lindsay Lohan came up. Almost everyone agreed that she would be solid that night on SNL. And then we disagreed on whether or not it would mean anything, lead to a career comeback. There were By Lainey • Mar 05, 2012 10:43 am
Twats Still the asshole who namechecks the Oscars Lindsay Lohan’s interview with Matt Lauer on The Today Show aired this morning. She says she’s changed and learned and is ready to move on and whatever, the same sh-t she’s been saying for years. And then, of course, when asked what she’ll be doing in By Lainey • Mar 01, 2012 11:21 am
Twats All the wrong colours Lindsay Lohan went to court today and it’s been, oh, 4 months or so since she last f-cked up. The Judge was pleased that she’d completed the community service that was expected of her. Why are we being asked to stand up and applaud the fact that she By Lainey • Feb 22, 2012 02:17 pm
Famewhores Oh, it’s your birthday? Even if you’ve forgotten, or if you don’t care to know, Jennifer Love Hewitt will always remind you when it’s her birthday. She was at The Ivy yesterday (people still go there?) with some friends celebrating HER BIRTHDAY when, amazingly, the paps were able to shoot her By Lainey • Feb 22, 2012 01:21 pm
