Douchebags Gwyneth in common I don’t know where she was on Monday during the Met Gala. My G and Cameron D, they were both in town, and listed on the committee list and the tip sheets but no photos, and no mentions so far. G was probably pureeing with Jessica Seinfeld. She’d By Lainey • May 05, 2010 08:08 am
Style The Costume Institute Gala 2010 We will fight. We will be fighting a LOT. Duana and I fought a little over email yesterday about Tina Fey. More on this later. Fashion, obviously, is subjective. We will not agree on everything. We probably won’t agree on much. But remember when you’re yelling at me By Lainey • May 04, 2010 02:30 am
Smutty Surgery Madonna & Daughter night out We’ve been waiting for a couple of years. Since Lourdes started demonstrating some sartorial flair and that unmistakable Hunger, we’ve been waiting for her imminent arrival. Almost there. She’ll be 14 in October. And she’s supposed to be the style inspiration behind her mother’s new By Lainey • Apr 29, 2010 09:48 am
Media Manipulation Madge & Child: the ad campaign While Guy Ritchie is hooking up with a new model every other day – click here to see - Madonna was in New York yesterday shooting an ad for D&G with a young male model. Let’s all say it together: he looks like her son. Obviously. Her Madgesty By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 03:36 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOPy and Madge did not break up Remember about a month ago, the GOOP newsletter was dedicated to friendship breakups – click here for a refresher – and people were like, it has to be Madonna, it has to be Madonna, and I, because Gwyneth Paltrow is my best friend, was like, no it can’t be Madonna, G By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 03:58 am
BFFs Ants on pants Madonna went out last night with Jesus Luz and a few friends in London – more on this later – with what looks like an ant pattern all over her pants. At least this is how the photo agencies are describing it. Whatever. They’re ugly. And they’re really... OLD. Like, By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 03:26 am
Hook Ups Madge & Spittle??? According to Hollywood Life, Spittle was Madonna’s target the other night at her annual Oscar afterparty co-hosted by her manager Guy Oseary and Demi Moore. According to Hollywood Life eyewitnesses, Madge and Spittle were all over each other, grinding up on the dance floor in plain view. I am By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 04:51 am
Amazingness Soho House/Grey Goose Part 5 We’re at the end now. There are several names I can’t get to. The list was just too long, one of the most impressive party turnouts in recent memory. And what exactly makes this impressive? Well, any time Madonna shows up it’s never, ever a bust. Soho By Lainey • Mar 05, 2010 07:00 am
BFFs Hollywood backscratchers Remember last year, when Madonna was supposedly f-cking ARod, they would steal away to Jerry Seinfeld’s place in the Hamptons? It seemed random, non? All favours in Hollywood are eventually repaid. Now Jerry Seinfeld is returning to television. It’s a reality show called The Marriage Ref featuring “opinionated By Lainey • Feb 16, 2010 05:28 am
Smutty Surgery Madonna’s Jesus Juice So she’s investing in some kind of magic water from Brazil that promises eternal youth. It’s called Vita Coco, aptly named because it’s mixed with coconut milk. Please. You know where this is going. Michael K will be all over this Fountain of Spunk if he isn’ By Lainey • Feb 03, 2010 06:30 am
Smutty Surgery The more you fight it… The worse it gets? That would seem to be the case for Madonna. Without the lighting and the makeup and the retouching, Madonna is not what you see in the Dolce & Gabbana ads. The issue is not that we age. The issue is that she’s fighting that bitch By Lainey • Jan 29, 2010 08:10 am
Hook Ups Madge & Sean Penn: reunited! Am a bit foggy today. A cold has set in just in time for the weekend. Great. Something to rouse the smutty juices however – last night Madonna and Sean Penn met up for dinner in New York. Not surprisingly, she was photographed and he was not. Of course. They apparently By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 06:20 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Holiday in London The Beckham boys travelled to London this weekend with dad David where they’re expected to spend the holidays at Beckingham Palace in Hertfordshire. They are big now, non? Brooklyn is almost 10. He looks older than 10. Turning 10 in 2010 is Rocco Ritchie. Rocco also arrived in London By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 03:43 am
Dumbass Posh on Emma and Madge Victoria Beckham on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar UK. The photos are good – click here to see. In the interview, Posh, like she’s some kind of Anna Wintour, comments on style winners and style objects, giving Emma Watson her blessing as a girl she’d love to dress. By Lainey • Nov 12, 2009 11:03 am
Smutty Surgery Gwyneth hides, Madonna parties There was a party in New York last night to celebrate the launch of Valentino: the Last Emperor on DVD. Gwyneth Paltrow is a major Valentino supporter. She was in New York for sure at the weekend trick or treating with her kids in the Hamptons. But amid the cheating By Lainey • Nov 04, 2009 02:35 am
Maple Leaf Halle > Madonna As you know, Madonna has been trying to turn her pseudo boyfriend Jesus Luz into some kind of celebrity/model/actor. According to Page Six she wanted Jesus to be the new face of Louis Vuitton, trying to leverage her endorsement of the brand into a job for him as By Lainey • Nov 02, 2009 02:27 am
