Amazingness Soho House/Grey Goose Part 5 We’re at the end now. There are several names I can’t get to. The list was just too long, one of the most impressive party turnouts in recent memory. And what exactly makes this impressive? Well, any time Madonna shows up it’s never, ever a bust. Soho By Lainey • Mar 05, 2010 07:00 am
BFFs Hollywood backscratchers Remember last year, when Madonna was supposedly f-cking ARod, they would steal away to Jerry Seinfeld’s place in the Hamptons? It seemed random, non? All favours in Hollywood are eventually repaid. Now Jerry Seinfeld is returning to television. It’s a reality show called The Marriage Ref featuring “opinionated By Lainey • Feb 16, 2010 05:28 am
Smutty Surgery Madonna’s Jesus Juice So she’s investing in some kind of magic water from Brazil that promises eternal youth. It’s called Vita Coco, aptly named because it’s mixed with coconut milk. Please. You know where this is going. Michael K will be all over this Fountain of Spunk if he isn’ By Lainey • Feb 03, 2010 06:30 am
Smutty Surgery The more you fight it… The worse it gets? That would seem to be the case for Madonna. Without the lighting and the makeup and the retouching, Madonna is not what you see in the Dolce & Gabbana ads. The issue is not that we age. The issue is that she’s fighting that bitch By Lainey • Jan 29, 2010 08:10 am
Hook Ups Madge & Sean Penn: reunited! Am a bit foggy today. A cold has set in just in time for the weekend. Great. Something to rouse the smutty juices however – last night Madonna and Sean Penn met up for dinner in New York. Not surprisingly, she was photographed and he was not. Of course. They apparently By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 06:20 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Holiday in London The Beckham boys travelled to London this weekend with dad David where they’re expected to spend the holidays at Beckingham Palace in Hertfordshire. They are big now, non? Brooklyn is almost 10. He looks older than 10. Turning 10 in 2010 is Rocco Ritchie. Rocco also arrived in London By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 03:43 am
Dumbass Posh on Emma and Madge Victoria Beckham on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar UK. The photos are good – click here to see. In the interview, Posh, like she’s some kind of Anna Wintour, comments on style winners and style objects, giving Emma Watson her blessing as a girl she’d love to dress. By Lainey • Nov 12, 2009 11:03 am
Smutty Surgery Gwyneth hides, Madonna parties There was a party in New York last night to celebrate the launch of Valentino: the Last Emperor on DVD. Gwyneth Paltrow is a major Valentino supporter. She was in New York for sure at the weekend trick or treating with her kids in the Hamptons. But amid the cheating By Lainey • Nov 04, 2009 02:35 am
Maple Leaf Halle > Madonna As you know, Madonna has been trying to turn her pseudo boyfriend Jesus Luz into some kind of celebrity/model/actor. According to Page Six she wanted Jesus to be the new face of Louis Vuitton, trying to leverage her endorsement of the brand into a job for him as By Lainey • Nov 02, 2009 02:27 am
Sports Manslinger sex machine The World Series is happening right now in New York as the Yankees host the Phillies in Game 1 with ARod running a hot streak and everyone attributing it to the Manslinger's good loving. Straight up old fashioned good loving, that apparently is the Manslinger secret. According to By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 04:03 pm
BFFs No GOOP on girl’s night? Madonna and Stella McCartney hooked up for dinner last night in London. Where’s Gwyneth? She’d be there too if she could. Or maybe it’s Tracy Anderson who’s come between Madge and G? Doubtful. G would never choose a lowly employee over the Queen of Pop. Gwyneth By Lainey • Oct 22, 2009 04:06 am
Break Ups No Madge, but can she hang on to GOOP? Not long ago Tracy Anderson was the sh-t. She was training with Madonna, touring with Madonna, featured by GOOP, opening her own gym in NYC. But no one in NYC seemed interested. Stagnant membership, bad press due to her shady past, accusations that her methods were not realistic, and now By Lainey • Oct 12, 2009 02:41 am
Smutty Surgery Madonna & Letterman Have great chemistry. It’s a sexy tension, it crackles, not uncomfortably, and the result is compelling television, even if her face is a little scary now. Because more and more, up close especially and without the sunglasses, she’s starting not to look like herself…right? Anyway, during the By Lainey • Oct 01, 2009 03:54 am
Smutty Surgery More like Faye Dunaway My BFF Alan W wrote the other day that he thought Madonna looked good at the VMAs. That her face had fallen some, more relaxed, less taut. But that doesn’t mean she didn’t look like Faye Dunaway. Truth: when I first saw photos of Faye Dunaway at the By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 03:59 am
Madonna Madonna, MJ, and Miss Janet Lainey loves Madonna. So do I. But that speech? That speech, Madonna? The one that’s supposed to be about Michael Jackson, that you sorta hijacked and it became all about you? I get that she was drawing parallels between the two of them, since they are both icons, and By Lainey • Sep 14, 2009 05:24 am
Parent Pimps Rocco Dance Party Yesterday his sister had the spotlight, today it’s Rocco. Madonna’s oldest son took the stage last night in Tel Aviv for a little dance party of his own… Cute, non? It was the final show of the Sticky & Sweet Tour. Madonna has been in high spirits all By Lainey • Sep 03, 2009 03:29 am
