Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Madonna & Jesus: sidestage kissing Madonna took Jesus and her kids Lourdes and Rocco to the Jay-Z Wireless Festival performance in Hyde Park yesterday. At one point she and Jesus were spotted sharing a tender moment followed by a kiss. What she should be doing is taking notes. From an artist who is producing music By Lainey • Jul 05, 2010 05:45 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Material Girl at True Blue 24 This is Madonna at Macy’s in New York promoting Material Girl, her new fashion line for teens inspired by daughter Lola. As you can see, Madge covered up in a leather jacket and gloves, part for style, certainly, but it also seems that as she ages, she’s becoming By Lainey • Jul 01, 2010 04:07 am
Style Online Lola As you know, Madonna’s daughter Lourdes who goes by Lola is the inspiration behind Madonna’s new clothing line for teens called Material Girl. In support of the launch, Lola is now blogging on the collection’s official site, her first entry posted this week. Click here to read By Lainey • Jun 30, 2010 02:15 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOP & Madge & Posh In April reports surfaced that Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna had broken up. Again a couple of weeks ago, Us Magazine posted an exclusive that G was jealous of M and that the two are no longer friends. Both times I noted that this was not possible. As you know, I By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 03:24 am
Amazingness Madonna channels 1987 self Written by Sarah It’s Maddona! Looking like Madonna! For the first time in what feels like a hundred years, here’s Madonna looking like herself, instead of a frightening lizard person. This is the Madonna I love. Weird clothes no one else could ever wear, exiting a nightclub (Aurora By Lainey • May 21, 2010 07:41 am
Douchebags Gwyneth in common I don’t know where she was on Monday during the Met Gala. My G and Cameron D, they were both in town, and listed on the committee list and the tip sheets but no photos, and no mentions so far. G was probably pureeing with Jessica Seinfeld. She’d By Lainey • May 05, 2010 08:08 am
Style The Costume Institute Gala 2010 We will fight. We will be fighting a LOT. Duana and I fought a little over email yesterday about Tina Fey. More on this later. Fashion, obviously, is subjective. We will not agree on everything. We probably won’t agree on much. But remember when you’re yelling at me By Lainey • May 04, 2010 02:30 am
Smutty Surgery Madonna & Daughter night out We’ve been waiting for a couple of years. Since Lourdes started demonstrating some sartorial flair and that unmistakable Hunger, we’ve been waiting for her imminent arrival. Almost there. She’ll be 14 in October. And she’s supposed to be the style inspiration behind her mother’s new By Lainey • Apr 29, 2010 09:48 am
Media Manipulation Madge & Child: the ad campaign While Guy Ritchie is hooking up with a new model every other day – click here to see - Madonna was in New York yesterday shooting an ad for D&G with a young male model. Let’s all say it together: he looks like her son. Obviously. Her Madgesty By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 03:36 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOPy and Madge did not break up Remember about a month ago, the GOOP newsletter was dedicated to friendship breakups – click here for a refresher – and people were like, it has to be Madonna, it has to be Madonna, and I, because Gwyneth Paltrow is my best friend, was like, no it can’t be Madonna, G By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 03:58 am
BFFs Ants on pants Madonna went out last night with Jesus Luz and a few friends in London – more on this later – with what looks like an ant pattern all over her pants. At least this is how the photo agencies are describing it. Whatever. They’re ugly. And they’re really... OLD. Like, By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 03:26 am
Hook Ups Madge & Spittle??? According to Hollywood Life, Spittle was Madonna’s target the other night at her annual Oscar afterparty co-hosted by her manager Guy Oseary and Demi Moore. According to Hollywood Life eyewitnesses, Madge and Spittle were all over each other, grinding up on the dance floor in plain view. I am By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 04:51 am
Amazingness Soho House/Grey Goose Part 5 We’re at the end now. There are several names I can’t get to. The list was just too long, one of the most impressive party turnouts in recent memory. And what exactly makes this impressive? Well, any time Madonna shows up it’s never, ever a bust. Soho By Lainey • Mar 05, 2010 07:00 am
BFFs Hollywood backscratchers Remember last year, when Madonna was supposedly f-cking ARod, they would steal away to Jerry Seinfeld’s place in the Hamptons? It seemed random, non? All favours in Hollywood are eventually repaid. Now Jerry Seinfeld is returning to television. It’s a reality show called The Marriage Ref featuring “opinionated By Lainey • Feb 16, 2010 05:28 am
Smutty Surgery Madonna’s Jesus Juice So she’s investing in some kind of magic water from Brazil that promises eternal youth. It’s called Vita Coco, aptly named because it’s mixed with coconut milk. Please. You know where this is going. Michael K will be all over this Fountain of Spunk if he isn’ By Lainey • Feb 03, 2010 06:30 am
Smutty Surgery The more you fight it… The worse it gets? That would seem to be the case for Madonna. Without the lighting and the makeup and the retouching, Madonna is not what you see in the Dolce & Gabbana ads. The issue is not that we age. The issue is that she’s fighting that bitch By Lainey • Jan 29, 2010 08:10 am