Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Missing Gwyneth? Gwyneth is still shooting Iron Man 2 so she missed on dinner with her girls last night in London. Madonna and Stella McCartney hooked up at Locanda Locatelli to catch up. Up until a couple of a weeks ago, both women had 3 children. Now Madge has taken the lead By Lainey • Jul 07, 2009 03:24 am
Famewhores Jesus has Mercy with Madonna It’s not the title of the next Bible lesson but you know she loves the allusion, right? Madonna resumed her Sticky & Sweet Tour in London at the O2 this weekend and has had her entire family in town for a couple of weeks to prepare. Jesus Luz has By Lainey • Jul 06, 2009 05:27 am
BFFs A GOOPy nursery? As you know, Madge was able to find the perfect financial combination to make Mercy her new daughter and will be bringing her little girl home to New York very soon. From Africa to the rich life, according to the Sun (hit and miss on reliability), Madonna is asking Gwyneth By Lainey • Jun 18, 2009 03:45 am
Baby and Bump Obsession They give her Mercy After all the shenanigans from earlier this week, Malawian officials have approved Madonna’s adoption, overruling an earlier decision denying her attempt on the grounds that she hadn’t spent enough time in the country. These are the benefits of unlimited resources. Here’s my favourite detail about the announcement: By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 03:11 am
Famewhores PR f-ck-up or tabloid f-ckery? Uk tabloids reported today that Madonna's Mercy adoption attempt will be officially approved on Sunday by a Malawian court. Her lawyer however has publicly announced that that report was false, and very damaging. Apparently the judges are still deliberating and a decision could come down any day. This By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 07:37 am
Girly Throw Downs The women of ARod Shame. It’s a shameful association. Sharing a past over Johnny Depp is one thing. Sharing Alex Rodriguez??? F-cking embarrassing. And this is exactly how you’d describe it for Madonna and Kate Hudson. Maybe less so for Kate Hudson. After all, she manslings with douchebags all the time. Lance By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 04:40 am
Hook Ups Guy on the beach While Madonna was in New York at Hot Harry’s polo match – more on that later – Guy Ritchie was over in Malibu this weekend enjoying some down time with a very attractive woman. Guy is said to be in LA cutting Sherlock Holmes. Does not seem to be lamenting the By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 03:38 am
Bad Style The Madonna Debate We spent a significant amount time on this last night over Skype, Michelle and I. Obviously Madonna wasn’t hoping to make the Best Dressed List with this selection. Madonna is many things. But Madonna is not stupid. She wasn’t looking to the MiniVan to gasp with delight over By Lainey • May 05, 2009 04:20 am
Break Ups It’s over again Sean Penn has filed for separation from Robin Wright. Again. They did this over a year ago only to reconcile shortly after. Many are once again pointing to Sean’s Oscar speech in February – with Robin teary eyed in the front row clutching at him before he pulled away, Sean By Lainey • Apr 29, 2009 04:14 am
B-tch please Jesus heals Madonna in New York yesterday – first visiting a medical building where Page Six reports she was seeing a spine specialist. Amazing she can wear heels with a sore back. I can’t wear heels after a workout, let alone falling off a horse. Then it was out for dinner with By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 02:55 am
Dumbass She’s fallen and she can’t give up the gym Hell no. Healing time is less important than staying thin. Who? Madonna, of course. Madge’s trainer, Tracy Anderson – the one who’s opening a gym in New York with Gwyneth Paltrow but they can’t find members – showed up at the Smart Cookie Awards the other night and told By Lainey • Apr 21, 2009 04:56 am
Smutty Surgery Madonna falls and meet Dr Brandt As you’ve probably heard, she fell off a horse this weekend in the Hamptons. No serious injuries, is now recovering at Gwyneth’s estate. You know the one with the work out studio right beside the apple orchard? Madge’s people are blaming the paps claiming that some dude By Lainey • Apr 20, 2009 02:17 am
Famewhores Madonna and Mercy This publicity photo was released by Madonna’s agents today. She’s holding baby Mercy from Malawi. As you know, Mercy is still in Malawi while Madge appeals the adoption rejection. Needless to say, this photo of her, glowing and “angelic”, holding the child as everyone else looks miserable beside By Lainey • Apr 15, 2009 08:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Madonna, Masturbation, and the Mighty Opes Lately, instead of Madonna the pop star, it’s been all about Madonna the Mother – she’s still using her considerable resources to appeal Mercy’s Malawian adoption rejection, and also donated $500,000 to earthquake recovery efforts in Italy… Her face doesn’t seem to be as scary stretched By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 04:48 am
Smutty Surgery Not fighting it? Is it possible that Madonna, after her setback in Malawi, has decided to stop fighting the 50? She’s back in London now, still appealing the court’s decision, out for dinner the 2nd night in a row, looking about as natural as she’s looked in a while. And By Lainey • Apr 07, 2009 01:35 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Madonna adoption: compare and contrast Reference materials: People.com article about Madonna’s Malawi adoption attempt – click here. Us Weekly version of the same event – click here. The child’s name is Mercy James. Madonna showed up in court today in Malawi but the ruling was delayed til Friday. Mercy’s grandmother thinks the big By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 05:14 am
