Girly Throw Downs Look out Jolie! Malawi officials have confirmed that Madonna will be visiting the country this week to adopt another child – Baby David Banda, the sequel! Madonna recently revealed that: "Many people - especially our Malawian friends - say that David should have a Malawian brother or sister. It's something I By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 05:41 am
B-tch please Her Madgesty: cheap and cruel? Stories originating out of the UK re: Madonna have to be taken with a grain of salt. They are unabashedly pro-Guy. This one however, despite my loyalty towards the Madge, seems totally believable. Madonna keeps a nanny to tend exclusively to Baby David Banda. The nanny has tendered her resignation By Lainey • Mar 23, 2009 06:44 am
Girly Throw Downs Back from a break And we needed one from her, non? I did. Anne Hathaway was front and centre all through awards season. After Oscar she disappeared for a few weeks, resurfacing last night at the Valentino event, seated on the other side of the designer who – photo assumption! – seemed to be more interested By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 06:58 am
BFFs With Mom, Madge, and Mr Valentino It’s my Gwyneth last night feting Valentino at a screening and then afterparty for The Last Emperor, a documentary about the designer’s legendary life and career. Seriously…it’s sublime. Click here for the trailer. When he says “I would eat them!” you will DIE. And of course By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 03:24 am
Dumbass GOOPy’s low membership GOOP subscription is doing very well – and many of you can vouch for this. Gwyneth Paltrow’s other project, however, is reportedly not thriving. At all. As you know, G is opening a gym in New York with her trainer Tracy Anderson –the woman responsible for “revolutionising” her body, and By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 04:47 am
Gorgessity The Mother of Jesus Luz, that is. Is it mean? Of course. But you’re laughing and gaping, I know you are. And I am too. And come on… if you agree to let Madonna rent you out, drag you around the world as her latest alleged totally–not-gay-in-the-way-John-Travolta-isn’t-gay-way pretend boyfriend, this is By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 08:17 am
BFFs Madge and If You Seek Amy Britney played New York last night – a sold out show that attracted even Madonna. Her Madgesty went into a private box and did not stay for the encore. She was observed to be “smirking” when she left. Madonna’s tour director Jamie King also worked on Circus. Wonder if she By Lainey • Mar 12, 2009 06:05 am
Bad Style Midlife Madonna designs for douches You know I love her. And I will defend her to the end. Almost the end. Against Guy Ritchie’s leaks, against the misogyny of the UK papers, I will defend her right to show off her body, to date younger as long as its legal, Madge and I we By Lainey • Mar 06, 2009 02:33 am
Clown You wish bitch Glamour Magazine this month is all about American icons. This is why Sheila Weller tried to convince us that Katie Holmes would be one one day. Dumb. But that’s only the beginning of the blasphemy. BLASPHEMY!!! You know why? They dressed several young Hollywood women as famous icons… The By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 06:35 am
Award Season Hair 2009 Oscar Snub: Sean Penn You've been emailing about this today: Sean Penn having no time for his wife Robin Wright despite the fact that she seemed overcome by his win. At one point the Academy featured a really sweet camera angle of him in profile with her face in the background...only By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 07:09 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Why she loves Jesus A photoshoot for W Magazine shot in Rio – this is supposedly where Madonna met Jesus and she’s brought him home. You’ll recall she and Jesus Luz were papped together last week prompting even more speculation that he’s replaced the ‘roid monkey Alex Rodriguez. F-cking loser. But…you By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 08:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Madge & Jesus Remember that Brazilian model she was said to be dating last month? He’s with her in New York, photographed with her as they left lunch and her children too this weekend on a shopping excursion, not particularly inconvenienced or surprised by the presence of the paps. Madonna was never By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 01:32 am
Quiveration SAG Best Couple: Sean Penn Forget Robin’s saggy sateeny dress. It’s unflattering yes. But they look great together. Whatever holds it together. And it’s HIM. Sean Penn is all sex. There was never a question as to why he’s the love of Madonna’s life. Of course he was. The danger. By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 02:24 am
Gwyneth Paltrow New York GOOPy This week’s brilliant GOOP apparently features my Gwyneth’s favourite NYC restaurants. Like that hasn’t already been exhausted to death. It’s next week however that’s the juicy one. I’m waiting with breathless anticipation. If you are a GOOPy member, you must send it to me By Lainey • Jan 16, 2009 07:44 am
Hook Ups Madonna’s Jesus, Guy’s pimp While Madonna is reportedly romancing some young hot Brazilian piece called Jesus –and if she is… I’m jealous! Look at him! – Guy Ritchie has apparently also moved on. She’s younger, she’s connected, she’s very, very wealthy, and it was supposedly all hooked up by Trudie Styler By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 05:24 am
Break Ups What happened to… It not being about the money? Please. What happened is the British press firmly planted on the side of their homeboy against the aging American superstar who happens to be a tough ass bitch. Which is why, now that the financial – or as John Mayer would say the “pecuniary” – details By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 06:57 am
