Amazingness Mimi (barely) kicks off It’s amazing, isn’t it? Our Mimi’s ability to keep reinventing the art of doing as little as possible? Mimi delivered two performances at the NFL kickoff last night. Sort of. For Triumphant, she appeared only halfway through the song, showing up in a pre-recorded video for the By Lainey • Sep 06, 2012 03:31 pm
Girly Throw Downs I know my Mimi who wants her Lenny As reported yesterday American Idol is apparently negotiating with Nicki Minaj to replace Steven Tyler. The people who run American Idol obviously don’t know my Mimi. Here’s what I wrote in the original post yesterday - click here for a refresher - in response to the news: Did By Lainey • Aug 21, 2012 12:43 pm
Girly Throw Downs Mimi & Minaj! Just in case you weren’t sure, although I can’t imagine why, when Mariah Carey’s American Idol debuts in January, it’s getting a lot of play here on this blog. We might even liveblog. I look forward to it more than I’m looking forward to Christmas, By Lainey • Aug 20, 2012 04:30 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Detox with Dem Babies! It’s the first day of Olympic withdrawal. How are you? I miss them. But, bless her, Mimi is here to help. With Dem Babies! First a photo of Moroccan with the caption: Me&Roc Starr taking a lil nap: ) And then it’s Monroe, I guess because the By Lainey • Aug 13, 2012 05:30 pm
Amazingness Twilight was not the biggest news today Um... Please. Mimi’s first official American Idol photo was released. HAVE YOU SEEN IT? If not, you should feel shame. Now look. LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL THING. I mean... There’s just so much, you know? So much Mimi in one simple shot that, well, we don’t even By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 04:41 pm
Girly Throw Downs JLo got Mimi for her birthday Is it me or was it hilariously, awesomely cold the way American Idol confirmed Mariah Carey in Jennifer Lopez’s face yesterday? There was a big ass deal made of the fact that JLo would not be returning. Or, in hindsight, we now realise, JLo made a big ass deal By Lainey • Jul 24, 2012 01:11 pm
Amazingness Mimiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For Sasha and me, obviously today is the best day ever. And, really, it should be for you too. I actually screamed. Sasha chose to channel her excitement in a different way - by attaching this photo: Mariah Carey has been confirmed as a judge on American Idol. Which naturally By Lainey • Jul 23, 2012 04:09 pm
Amazingness Let Mimi judge So JLo has left Idol. Who will replace her? They’ve been working on it for a while. PEOPLE reports one of the targets they’ve been working on is Mimi. Ummm...if money was an issue for JLo, how is it not an issue for Mariah Carey? Mimi won’ By Lainey • Jul 13, 2012 04:22 pm
Amazingness The ultimate gift bag includes a dental plan Prince Azim of Brunei threw a 30th birthday party for himself; there’s rich and then there’s Sultan rich. It’s another level of influence and power. Prince Azim has very peculiar taste for a 30-year-old: the guest list included Faye Dunaway, Raquel Welch, Marisa Tomei, Jerry Hall (with By Maria • Jun 27, 2012 12:33 pm
Amazingness Summer of Mimi 2012 Dean sent me this beautiful photo the other day that he found on Tumblr. Have you ever seen anything so ...perfect? Whoever created this image knows our Mimi. Of course Mimi would go into battle with a wind machine and her cleave out to offer, smiling. We find Mimi today By Lainey • Jun 25, 2012 03:13 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Where’s the wheelchair? First let me apologise. I know by your emails that many of you have been waiting for the John Mayer article and I’m still writing it. This is what’s sh-tty about my blog: I like to GO ON. So it takes me longer to get those thoughts together. By Lainey • Jun 06, 2012 01:33 pm
Girly Throw Downs Don’t ask Mimi about anyone but Mimi Best relief after 13 hours of flying, no sleep, and someone with stank feet sitting in the next aisle? (Other than a bleary-eyed Joshua Jackson on the same flight?) Mimi! And not just regular Mimi, which is its own standard of solid gold amazingness, but Mimi being pissy about being By Lainey • May 16, 2012 12:06 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Dembabies have crazy skin It’s amazing to me that people are more willing to believe that Mariah Carey, who can barely walk, gave birth to twins by herself than to admit that Beyonce was actually pregnant. It’s a good day when there are photos available of Mimi barely walking. Here she is By Lainey • May 14, 2012 01:47 pm
Famewhores Mimi's Anniversary in Austria Four years ago today, Mimi married Nick Cannon. As you know, Mimi spent the weekend in Paris where she gave photographers and fans an hour notice before showing up anywhere, just to make sure there was the appropriate amount of crowd swell worthy of her presence. I once heard about By Lainey • Apr 30, 2012 05:16 pm
Dumbass Mimi’s Royal Subjects For members of The Lambily there is only one anniversary today. F-ck Will and Kate, okay? As you can see, royal Mimi and that husband she drags around are in Paris to celebrate their fourth. On their travels, they encountered a royal subject of their very own. This particular Lamb By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 02:34 pm
Girly Throw Downs DON’T FORGET ABOUT MIMI It’s been a year since Will and Kate married. There will be several tv specials commemorating the event this weekend. This will likely overshadow a much more important anniversary. On April 30th, Mimi is celebrating 4 years of marriage. As they do every year, she and Nick are renewing By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 10:01 am
