Cheese Pay to smell like Cheese … FOREVER Mimi was at Macy’s yesterday in New York to promote her fragrance Mariah Carey Forever. “Thanks God”. It’s been a sh-tty morning. She brought out the first smile. I mean look at her. Look at her cheese on that carpet. She’s no longer capable of standing up By Lainey • Sep 30, 2009 04:15 am
Cheese Mimi Cheese Old School Hair Vision of Love right? Same length and bangs too. Compare the album cover and Mimi out with Nick Cannon last night for dinner at Mr Chow’s. Love her cheese SO MUCH. Look how she’s tilting her head while he’s escorting her to their car. Like somehow this By Lainey • Sep 03, 2009 04:19 am
Girly Throw Downs Eminem has pictures Oh Mimi. BIG mistake. Mariah Carey keeps denying that she and Eminem hooked up. So he wrote a song about it on Relapse called Bagpipes from Baghdad and then Nick Cannon posted a rambling blog, challenging Em to a dick duel to defend his wife’s honour and Eminem, surprisingly, By Lainey • Jul 31, 2009 03:33 am
Quiveration Friendship Test This is the title of the email I received from Michelle a short while ago sent to me and Duana. Because the Toronto International Film Festival has just made its first major announcement about the features this year. And Colin Farrell is coming back to TIFF. Last time he eyef-cked By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 05:21 am
Girly Throw Downs MC Mimi vs Marshall Mathers He keeps rapping about f-cking her, seemingly not able to get over her, and now she’s singing about his obsession with her. It’s Mimi yesterday in New York shooting her Obsessed video dressed up like a certain Slim Shady. Eminem says they had sex. Mimi said, in her By Lainey • Jun 30, 2009 04:17 am
Cheese Thanks God! This is how my mother says “Thank God!” It happens a lot with the immigrant China people. They pluralise inappropriately and have problems with conjugation and adjectives and adverbs. Like she’ll often say – I’m so exciting! when what she means of course is that she’s so “excited” By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 09:20 am
Cheese Prince & Cheese Can’t believe they were able to put these two massive egos on the same stage and one did not push the other off. Amazing. Last night in New York at the Apollo Theatre 75th anniversary celebration, Mimi’s Cheese hooked up with Prince at a star studded gala that By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 03:28 am
Cheese Meem Cheese Friday Just in time for the weekend – a little Mimi to start it off right. And we need her. We so need her. Mimi and her husband showed up at the Fresh Air Fund Salute to American Heroes last night in New York. It was… more of a cocktail affair. Mimi By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 04:53 am
Douchebags Cheese & Carbs on the Croisette Ryan Phillippe’s CarbFace arrived in Nice on Thursday, surprisingly not wearing a beater tank. Am shocked. Ryan is at the festival for The Bang, Bang Club which he’s been shooting in South Africa. He’ll be joined by Canadian co-stars Malin Akerman and – yes! – Taylor Kitsch for advance By Lainey • May 15, 2009 03:27 am
Girly Throw Downs Fight over Cheese! You know she’s loving it. There’s a cockfight over Mimi! If you recall, Mimi and Eminem dated for five minutes. He claimed he hit it, she says they only kissed. Remember, Mimi can count on one hand the men she’s been intimate with. She repeats it every By Lainey • May 11, 2009 01:32 pm
Cheese Cheese Anniversary Can you believe it’s been a f-cking year? Admit it, you did not give it a year. You gave it maybe 6 months. But there they were, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, in Vegas at Moon Nightclub last night celebration the occasion. How? With champagne and cheese! I love By Lainey • May 01, 2009 03:31 am
Cheese London Cheese Sausage Relax. I’m not calling her big. Obviously not. Did you see those amazing shots of her cheese on the beach the other day? Click here. What I’m saying then is that our favourite cheese only wears tight ass clothes. To the point where her cheese cannot be contained. By Lainey • Apr 01, 2009 08:00 am
Cheese Cheese Caffeine It’s been a slog today. Am a zombie, blogging half asleep. But then…this. An embarrassment of riches, really. First John Mayer’s double gold – shorts and smelling his man-kini – now Mimi and her man in on holiday spraying cheese all over the beach. And of course the paps By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 10:58 am
Bitch please Nobody puts Cheesy in a corner Earlier this week at the inauguration, Mimi was forced to sit among the likes of Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J Blige, Alicia Keys, and Bruce Springsteen in the VIP section. This did not please the Cheese. She apparently lost her sh-t when she found out her seat was not with By Lainey • Jan 23, 2009 06:26 am
Cheese Mimi Cheese at the AMAs My favourite moment? Nick Cannon’s useless cameo! Oh Mimi... Only Mimi… As Mimi took the stage, her husband waited to take her hand, helping her down one little step, then was banished away into the wings having fulfilled his only duty. He was called on to do the same By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 02:19 am
Cheese Cheese Toe Christmas Hello Kitty Mimi’s on the cover of the holiday issue of Redbook. As usual, because she’s generous like that, Mimi doles out some cheesy gems, including how she plans on celebrating Christmas with her new husband Nick Cannon. "I always get Santa lingerie, even if nobody sees By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 11:07 am
