Hook Ups Mimi and the Cradle? Probably full of sh*t but it’s the juiciest cheese…and it’s also Mimi! National Enquirer is reporting that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have been hooking up, ever since he guested on her new video. Mimi is ten years older. Love it. And love Nick Cannon. Have By Lainey • Apr 03, 2008 12:52 am
Music Your Weekly Dose of Mimi Cheese I need it, you need it, Mimi Cheese is our favourite. And this week’s instalment does not disappoint. (Why the f&ck does Microsoft Word keep taking the second “L” out of installment??? I prefer traveLLing with two “L’s” too.) Back to Mimi – she was featured on By Lainey • Mar 25, 2008 07:29 am
Mariah Carey Mimi Looks Tiny Mimi is heavily promoting her new album and wants you to touch her new skinny body. Literally. She looks good, non? Do you like her new single? Mimi hit up TRL yesterday wearing all slimming black, showing off a very small waist and an even smaller ass encased in a By Lainey • Feb 27, 2008 11:40 pm
Mariah Carey Classic Hello Kitty Diva Cheese She is a gift to good gossip. Her Cheese is unparalleled – an endless source of amusement on the darkest of days. Here is Mariah Carey on the cover of Glamour Magazine. And the interview inside doesn’t disappoint. Two passages in particular: Mariah’s New York triplex is massive – 12, By Lainey • Oct 05, 2007 09:12 am
Mariah Carey New Classic Mimi Cheese What’s the difference between Rossum and Mimi Cheese? Rossum makes you want to drill a hole into your skull through the eyeball. Mimi Cheese just makes you giggle. Mimi is amusing. Laughing at her is fun. And while this is certainly not her objective, at the same time, she By Lainey • Sep 28, 2007 04:07 am
Mariah Carey Mimi Cheese needs a Village Can’t get enough of this sh-t. Nothing more delicious than a shameless bitch. Mariah Carey at the VH1 Save the Music Foundation gala last week required the attendance of not one, not two, but NINE assistants to address her every need, including adjusting her breast tape, periodically brushing away By Lainey • Sep 24, 2007 06:34 am
Mariah Carey But would you smell her? Her music, her voice… absolutely 100%. Oh baby baby, We Belong Together. But just because Mariah sells records, does it mean Mariah will sell fragrance? Do I want to sound like Mariah? Of course. Do I want to smell like Mariah Carey? Not that I think she smells bad but… By Lainey • Jun 18, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John Looking Ahead My husband and I – if we manage to look anywhere close to this good in 20 years, I’ll be a happy bitch. Richard Gere and Carey Lowell at the premiere of The Hoax last night. Pompous prick yes… but he’s aging well, non? The man is my father’ By Lainey • Mar 19, 2007 08:00 am
Mariah Carey The Daily Mimi: Mimi in South Africa I’m telling you...this bitch kills me. Unabashedly Mimi, even at Oprah’s “All Girls Go to School AND the Spa” day in South Africa – the opening of her $40 million Academy – Mariah Carey just HAD to rock the occasion in animal print and all kindsa jiggle. Who else? By Lainey • Jan 02, 2007 07:00 am
Ben Affleck Jennifer Lopez: Hollywood Voldemort? My thanks to the lovely Samantha S for the deliciously smutty tip! But first…some background. Three marriages ago and way, way before superstardom, Jennifer Lopez was hitched to a man named Ojani Noa. He was a waiter, she was an ambitious actress, they fell in love, her career took By Lainey • Jul 05, 2006 08:00 am
Mariah Carey Mimi’s concert & a question from Mikey Ok gossips…need your help on this one. I received an email from Mikey the other day about Mariah Carey concert tickets. Now I worship the Hoffness in Mimi as much as anyone else but I can’t say I’d take her music outside of my iPod and actually By Lainey • Jun 26, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Mariah Carey: on weight loss & boob sag Life & Style – SO reliable – is claiming that Mimi is claiming that she lost 30 pounds in 4 months. WTF??? She wasn’t a stick insect but by no means was her jiggle out of control. THIRTY POUNDS? Bitch didn’t need to lose 30 pounds. And something tells me By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Jessica Alba: campaign sunshine continued… Enough already. I’m sick of this b*tch and her nauseating campaign to smother her true sexpot and replace it with Reese Witherspoon. Because as you already know, it’s painful to watch a two bit actress overreaching her limits and trying to go for gold. Just ask Jennifer By Lainey • Apr 02, 2006 08:00 am
Mariah Carey The Daily Hoff: Eminem Mother of Goddess. A bad boy with botox and a bad bronze. Can you believe what has become of Eminem??? The more I look at it, the more I am convinced that he is indeed perfect for Mariah Carey. And I am oddly fascinated by his smooth ass. Rounded to By Lainey • Feb 05, 2006 07:00 am
Mariah Carey Best Jammed at the Seams – Mariah Carey Apparently that raging bulimic queen Karl Lagerfeld designed this for her himself. You could have fooled me. Or maybe it’s because on Mimi, the most precious of frocks can be reduced in a split second to a tarty piece of prom night confection. Still… how can anyone resist Mariah? By Lainey • Jan 16, 2006 07:00 am
