Music Mimi & Britney Britney Spears posted a photo on Instagram yesterday and a lot of people had a lot of feelings about it. You never know who you’re going to meet at dinner parties!! 🎉 Great night! So much fun, thank you Cade! 🍃🍃 A post shared by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) onSep 20, 2017 By Lainey • Sep 21, 2017 09:56 am
Amazingness Mimi’s animated Christmas I went grocery shopping this weekend and there was already Halloween candy on display. Some people, I know, are annoyed by this. Like, f-cking let us enjoy the last moments of summer already! OK … but also? I’m one of those assholes who’s already started Christmas shopping. First week By Lainey • Sep 06, 2017 10:54 am
Music Intro for August 25, 2017 Dear Gossips, I was at the Mimi/Lionel Richie All The Hits show in Toronto last night with my friend Marci Ien. Lionel Richie is 68 years old, my dad’s age. My dad’s not preening across any stage in black skinny jeans. I mean, the voice isn’t By Lainey • Aug 25, 2017 09:01 am
Amazingness Mimi has low self-esteem But first, the Paper Mag Las Vegas issue – have you seen it yet? Mimi’s on the cover. But she’s not the only cover. Jennifer Lopez, who Mimi doesn’t know, also got a cover: Presumably because they both have Vegas residencies. But I wonder if Mimi knew about By Lainey • Aug 22, 2017 03:20 pm
Amazingness Mimi is “not a mover first” Have you heard about this yet? I screamed when I read this article. Screamed. And thumped my fists on my desk. My beloved, the immobile Mimi, is currently on tour with Lionel Richie. Her unwillingness to put any effort into her performances has become one of this summer’s best By Lainey • Aug 11, 2017 12:50 pm
Music Mimi tour time Lionel Richie and Mimi’s All The Hits tour was supposed to start earlier this year but was postponed after Lionel had knee surgery. So now the kickoff is tonight, in Oakland. They’ll be performing 22 shows in 22 cities until September 5. It’s not unmanageable for most By Lainey • Jul 21, 2017 03:25 pm
TV Updates “500 hours of beauty school” It was confirmed this week that a scripted series based on the life of Mimi is being developed at Starz and produced by Mimi herself, along with Brett Ratner. The story will start when Mimi is 16 and track the course of her career, showing us how she became Mimi, By Lainey • Jul 19, 2017 12:13 pm
Maple Leaf Celine poses wherever It seemed weird to me yesterday, to not have a post about Celine Dion’s Parisian style porn. I’ve come to need it. I neeeeeeed it. So here she is, yesterday, in a pyjama suit, posing, like, anywhere, even a pedestrian underpass. That works. There’s a certain grungy By Lainey • Jul 18, 2017 04:38 pm
Amazingness Mimi’s political scandal Mimi and Dembabies are overseas while she makes a few paid stops and sings here and there for a million dollars a pop or so. She also spent some time in Israel to promote a skincare line, also likely for a major deposit. Our girl has to hustle, OK? She’ By Lainey • Jun 28, 2017 04:50 pm
Mariah Carey Mimi got cut A few weeks ago, Rob Huebel talked to Entertainment Weekly about the upcoming Will Ferrell-Amy Poehler movie, The House – specifically about how they tried to get Mimi in for a cameo only when she showed up, late, obviously, she wanted to play Wonder Woman. Seriously. Will Ferrell is now promoting By Lainey • Jun 23, 2017 03:59 pm
Amazingness Mimi can deflect bullets You need this today. We all need this today. It’s an outrageous Mimi story – are you ready? Will Ferrell and Amy Poehler made a movie together called The House. They asked Mimi to do a cameo. And she agreed. Rob Huebel, who is also in the movie, was on By Lainey • May 25, 2017 03:19 pm
Hook Ups The Butterfly is back with Bryan A few days ago our lady Mimi was seen at a restaurant in LA with Bryan Tanaka. He was feeding her and they were eating out of each other’s mouths. Then this showed up on her Instagram: #fbf A post shared by Mariah Carey (@mariahcarey) onMay 19, 2017 at By Lainey • May 23, 2017 03:07 pm
Mariah Carey Intro for May 5, 2017 Dear Gossips, Last night in Vancouver, a group of mothers slept outside on the cold pavement in support of at-risk and homeless youth. Fifty moms participated in The Sleep Out: Mothers Edition to send a message to “young people that they are worthy of unconditional love and absolute respect, and By Lainey • May 05, 2017 10:21 am
Music Mariah joins the Nicki vs Remy Ma feud The second greatest gift American Idol gave the world—next to Kelly Clarkson, of course—was Nicki Minaj vs Mariah Carey. I almost forget about the gossip gold that was the 2013 season of Idol when every week was a glorious display of passive aggression and diva-on-diva shade until Mariah By Kathleen • Mar 24, 2017 03:18 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi festivates on St Patrick’s Day Mimi never misses an opportunity to celebrate a holiday. Any holiday. Because holidays are “festive”. And no one is more festive than Mariah Carey. So she pulled out the green version of the same dress she’s been wearing since 2005 and took her tits out for a spin. To By Lainey • Mar 20, 2017 09:35 am
Music Mimi gets postponed I was supposed to go to see Lionel Richie and Mimi on tour at the end of this month with my friend Marci. Don’t think I have to tell you how excited we were. But yesterday an email alert came through telling us that the tour has been postponed… By Lainey • Mar 01, 2017 04:54 pm
