Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 28, 2017 Gordon Ramsay often responds to fans who send him homemade food pics. Asking for his feedback is like going to one of the novelty restaurants where the waitstaff is rude on purpose. Your suppose to roast the chicken not take to the crematorium https://t.co/y39HQRFmiP— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) By Maria • Mar 01, 2017 10:07 am
Mariah Carey Mimi on the sidelines Mimi doesn’t live on the sidelines, obviously. Mimi exists in the spotlight. This is what happens when Mimi is made to sit on the sidelines… Tits. Or as Michael K from Dlisted calls them – Titty Balls. Titty Balls at the basketball game. Here’s Mimi, with her tits, last By Lainey • Feb 17, 2017 03:59 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 15, 2017 As Lainey pointed out yesterday, Tom Hiddleston is kind of sad. On Twitter, “Tom Hiddleston Bolognese” has become a thing, thanks to the writer of the story (Taffy Brodesser-Akner) posting the recipe. And he hasn’t been retweeting or liking any of the photos people are putting up. Even though By Maria • Feb 15, 2017 02:59 pm
Amazingness Mimi & RiRi Take the joy wherever you can get it. The joy factor was low in January. February is only 3 days old. But there’s already been a lot of joy. Mimi is here to give us more of it. Mimi can always be reliably counted on for joy. Mimi’s By Lainey • Feb 03, 2017 10:19 am
Amazingness Mimi: more millions Mimi and Elton John and Mark Ronson performed at some Russian billionaire’s granddaughter’s wedding this weekend. Because… money. So much money. Supposedly Mimi made £2.5 million from the night. You can see some of the videos from the event below. You’ll note that Mimi is wearing By Lainey • Jan 17, 2017 03:37 pm
Amazingness Mimi’s message Had to put this off for a day because of the Golden Globes. But I would never not pay attention to a message from Mimi. For some reason, even though people finally stopped talking about it, Mimi decided to let us know her thoughts on what happened New Year’s By Lainey • Jan 10, 2017 05:06 pm
Mariah Carey Hot tubs solve problems It’s been five days since Mimi’s shambolic performance on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. Every day there’s been a new headline over whose fault it was, whether or not Mimi was set up to fail, whether or not she failed because she’s lazy… By Lainey • Jan 05, 2017 09:50 am
Music Mimi’s New Year’s Eve Glitter For the last couple of days, it’s been a nasty back and forth between Team Mimi and Dick Clark Productions over what really happened on New Year’s Eve during her performance. Her side is claiming that the show “sabotaged” her to create a viral moment and increase ratings. By Lainey • Jan 03, 2017 09:28 am
Mariah Carey Intro for December 29, 2016 Dear Gossips, We have three days left in the year and it’s that time of year when people list back their most memorable moments, the highlights and lowlights. In 2016, which was bullsh-t and full of sh-t, it was mostly lowlights. Right to the end 2016 has to be By Lainey • Dec 29, 2016 11:12 am
Mariah Carey Mimi’s Christmas sauce Mimi promised three gifts for the Lambily right up to Christmas and yesterday she released the first – a new video of her not-really-singing Here Comes Santa Claus. The point of Mimi’s Here Comes Santa Claus is to appreciate her Christmas tits. Nobody’s listening to the song. All you’ By Lainey • Dec 23, 2016 12:38 pm
Mariah Carey Mimi’s free Christmas Mimi goes to Aspen every year for Christmas. This year she’s in Aspen for free, courtesy Airbnb. It’s not a secret either. Yesterday Airbnb sent out a press release with photos of and details about the $22 million property where Mimi is staying. It read like this: Queen By Lainey • Dec 21, 2016 11:31 am
Mariah Carey How a Butterfly gets off a plane It’s the end of the year and I’ve failed my Mimi because I don’t have enough money to spend on these pictures of her arriving in Aspen. Have I let down the Lambily? But we do have the video and I’m revisiting one of my all-time By Lainey • Dec 20, 2016 10:54 am
Elton John Mimi gets that money! But who’s missing? I posted the other day about Mimi’s Christmas classic, All I Want For Christmas. Even though you can’t escape the song for weeks every year starting November, it’s never charted in the top 10. This year though, according to Forbes, it has a chance. Mimi is everywhere By Lainey • Dec 16, 2016 04:12 pm
Mariah Carey Intro for December 15, 2016 Dear Gossips, I got home a bit late last night after work. I had dinner. I asked Jacek not to speak to me. I took a shower. I put on a mask. Two shots of Baileys over ice. All of those conditions needed to be in place so that I By Lainey • Dec 15, 2016 09:33 am
Mariah Carey The skinniest butterfly in the skinniest bodysuit In England they make a big deal of the Christmas #1. It was a storyline in Love Actually. Here in North America, I’m not it’s a thing. In fact, I’m pretty sure it’s not a thing. But did you know that Mimi’s Christmas song, now By Lainey • Dec 14, 2016 05:55 pm
Beyoncé Beyonce & Mimi…and Lionel Richie As you know, it’s now an annual tradition. The elusive VOLUPTUARY plays a series of holiday shows in NYC every year. She also announced today that she and Lionel Richie are going on tour together starting in March: North American Lambs! I’m happy to announce I’ll be By Lainey • Dec 12, 2016 05:26 pm
