Amazingness Mimi, voluptuary I read the best article about Mimi in the New York Post this morning. Best as in hilarious. Hilarious as in… bitchy and stanny at the same time. Even the title cracked me up: How Mariah Carey turned Christmas into a second career Like if you asked her, oh hey, By Lainey • Dec 09, 2016 04:13 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, December 7, 2016 A sign of true friendship is being able to say “What the f-ck are you wearing?” Note @oprah sent to my asst this am "plz tell Gayle I'm on treadmill & it's hard to focus w/the circus around your neck" I think she& By Maria • Dec 07, 2016 02:44 pm
Amazingness Mimi’s busy weekend Mimi performed at VH1’s Divas Holiday on Friday. Then last night she attended the world premiere party for her docuseries Mariah’s World. Did you watch? Are you even more worried about Stella now than you were before? We’re not going to see the Stella effect immediately. But By Lainey • Dec 05, 2016 05:01 pm
TV Updates Bianca’s back What are you doing on Sunday? Correct answer: watching Mariah’s World. Look. As Mimi would say, it’s been a bleak f-cking year. Since September, it’s just gotten bleaker and bleaker. For Mimi especially, OK? Mimi lost BILLIONS. And now she has to work. There is SO MUCH By Lainey • Dec 02, 2016 03:19 pm
Hook Ups When A Butterfly Dances Elusively On The Beach I’m not actually sure why the internet did not shut the f-ck down once these pictures became available. For weeks now, ever since Mimi and her billionaire ended their engagement, there have been rumours that Bryan Tanaka, her backup dancer, has stepped in to distract her from her heartbreak. By Lainey • Dec 01, 2016 05:04 pm
Mariah Carey A very Mimi Thanksgiving And by a Mimi Thanksgiving, I mean it was full of tits. Come on. What other takeaway could there possibly be from these photos of Mimi’s Thanksgiving? Let’s go through them. Mimi’s in Hawaii with Dem Babies and her crew for a couple of performances. Mimi’s By Lainey • Nov 25, 2016 01:37 pm
Ellen Degeneres “Everything you do is a festive way” The first post today was supposed to be the trailer for Martin Scorsese’s new film Silence. Which, as Mimi would say, looks BLEAK. The opposite of bleak, as we know from Mimi, is festive. So, I choose festive. Mimi’s on Ellen today. And Mimi brought the festive. As By Lainey • Nov 23, 2016 09:54 am
TV Updates Mimi's World, re-edited Mimi's reality show, or "docuseries", premieres in two weeks. Happy Holidays everyone! A new trailer for Mariah's World was released yesterday. And, not surprisingly, the show has been changed. There's been an edit. Previously, Mariah's World was supposed to about By Lainey • Nov 18, 2016 02:54 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Nick Cannon’s baby on the way The first thing I texted Lainey after news broke that Nick Cannon is expecting a child with his ex-girlfriend Brittany Bell was, “Is your Butterfly OK?” Nick confirmed that he has a “baby on the way” on The Breakfast Club. “Baby on The Way” is also the title of his By Kathleen • Nov 18, 2016 10:38 am
Break Ups Mimi in Mexico When I find myself in times of trouble Skinny Mimi comes to me There she was, our elusively accessible glitter butterfly, sucked into a red tricked out bodysuit last night for a show in Mexico, perhaps to help Mexico get through a dark, terrible night. Look at her. Look at By Lainey • Nov 09, 2016 04:01 pm
Style I blinked and it’s gone I keep missing out on sh-t today. It’s a first world problem, I KNOW. But I thought maybe you’d want to hear me bitch about it? Gwyneth Paltrow, as you know, has launched a clothing line, goop Label. Edition 03 just launched. And the first item? Maybe the By Lainey • Nov 01, 2016 05:15 pm
Hook Ups Did Xenu hurt our Butterfly? Mimi is no longer engaged. And she will not hide from it, goddamn it. Most celebrities would be living undercover in a situation like this. Not our butterfly. Our butterfly has been more visible than ever, waving that $10 million ring around like a declaration of war: I will not By Lainey • Nov 01, 2016 04:19 pm
Break Ups To Pay A Butterfly Mimi is the living embodiment of EXTRA. Everything is extra – her clothes, her shows, her baths, her presence. So, when she breaks up with someone, it’s never going to be small. It’s always going to be EXTRA. This is an extra f-cking breakup. According to TMZ Mimi is By Lainey • Oct 28, 2016 04:11 pm
TV Updates To Float A Butterfly News of Mimi’s broken engagement is making headlines all over the place. First everyone was wondering if she got dumped. Then we heard about a big ass fight in Greece. And then we met Bryan Tanaka, her dancer/choreographer, who may have been why James Packer was getting so By Lainey • Oct 28, 2016 01:34 pm
Break Ups To Dump A Butterfly Part 2 When we left off in the previous post, Mimi released a statement confirming that she and James Packer had a throwdown in Greece and that their engagement is on pause. She also denied that the split has anything to do with cheating or money. But according to TMZ Mimi had By Lainey • Oct 28, 2016 11:20 am
Break Ups To Dump A Butterfly Part 1 A couple of days ago, Woman's Day Australia reported that Mimi was dumped by billionaire James Packer. Woman’s Day isn’t exactly slam dunk with its gossip. Two weeks ago they said it was over between Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. Last week they claimed that Chris By Lainey • Oct 28, 2016 10:44 am
