Matt Damon Pro-Love for Miss Minnie Always have had a soft spot for Minnie. Poor thing had to struggle against being forever the fat girl after Circle of Friends. Poor thing was dumped by Matt Damon on Oprah. Poor thing can"t find lasting love. Poor thing butted heads with Babs. Apparently there"s By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
Matt Damon McBongo"s facial compensation The reigning People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive. There HAS to be a curse. If there was no curse, how can you explain his sharp summer decline? Looking bad is one thing. Desperately craving attention, oozing sleaze, oily and pervy... Matthew McConaughey is totally revolting. Here is at LAX the other By Lainey • Oct 12, 2006 08:00 am
Kid Rock My Prediction: Matt Damon Like I said - a super long shot and in poker terms, Matt Damon is holding Pocket 2s against Patrick"s Pocket Rockets and George"s Cowboys. But there is no glory in playing it safe. I think this is his year: Arguments for: 1. He"s By Lainey • Oct 11, 2006 08:00 am
Jude Law Handicapping the Sexiest Man Alive Around this time every year for the last 3 years, I have made my prediction for People Magazine"s Sexiest Man Alive. As it stands, I"m 2 for 3 with Jude Law as the only aberration and accurately naming Matthew McConaughey six weeks in advance 12 months By Lainey • Oct 11, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Pro-love for Jen & Matt Now here"s a couple I could FULLY support...not that the ridiculous reports in Life & Style Weekly are worthy of your confidence - remember, Brad was calling Jen for a reconciliation 3 weeks ago, right? Oh yes, and TomKat was supposed to be finished by now. But By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Matt Damon Matthew Broderick: the bloat of the horse Hate to kick a dandy bitch when he"s been kicked by a dandy horse - and believe me, I have not missed the irony of it all - but still... that Elvis bloat floating around his face is hard to ignore, and you have to wonder how slow By Lainey • Sep 07, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt TIFF takes over Have arrived in Toronto, hooked up with my eTalk colleagues tonight for the Canadian Filmmaker’s Party at the swanky Spoke Club – am thrilled to be part of the CTV team with the most extensive festival coverage in the city, including exclusive access to Chanel events and official broadcast sponsorship By Lainey • Sep 06, 2006 08:00 am
Ashton Kutcher The Daily Quiveration: Ashton Kutcher When he"s clean shaven, when he"s not rockin" a patchy beard, I am all over it. Especially since I"ve become a big supporter of his love, his marriage, his devotion to Demi, however long it might last. My problem with Ashton though is By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Henry Windsor Best David Wooderson: Wilmer Valderamma Underage p&ssy all up in the joint – of course he was there! Because this kind of Blue Steele cheese only works on 20 below. You remember Matthew McConnaughey from Dazed & Confused? Wilmer Valderamma, my friends, is totally Hollywood Wooderson, perhaps one of the most classic cinematic characters By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
Charlie Sheen The Departed vs Infernal Affairs With only two months to go, the publicity will build. It is perhaps the most highly anticipated release of the upcoming fall sched, due out October 6th, with a stellar cast, under the eye of a legendary director. Martin Scorcese, Jack Nicholson, Leo D, Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg, Martin Sheen, By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Matt & Lance: Texas tailchasing at its finest They are, apparently, new BFFs. Single, horny, hot, fit, and constantly lookin" to score. What"s not to love? Have we talked about my once upon a time obsession with Lance Armstrong yet? Three years ago, almost exactly. Just after his fifth tour victory, post-Kik, pre-Sheryl, I fancied By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: weak, weak, weak We were close, gossips. We were very, very close. But in the ongoing Battle for Britney, Kevin Federline has won again - for now. In a major coup for NBC, Matt Lauer scored an interview with the emotionally fragile Britney in which she reveals that her marriage is more than By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Salma Hayek Josh Lucas…really? I must get hundreds of emails a month pleading for Josh Lucas to be inducted into the Freebie 5. And while I certainly understand that it"s all about personal preference, I just do not see it. Here he is at the premiere for United 93 looking more greasy By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Behind Matt LeBlanc’s divorce So you know he split from his wife. And you already know he immediately hooked up with his co-star. Don’t ask me what her name is. I can’t be bothered to memorise the identity of every 2 bit actress on every 2 bit sitcom in Hollywood. All I By Lainey • Apr 06, 2006 08:00 am
Matt Damon Matt Leblanc getting divorced Matt Leblanc getting divorced You must have heard by now, right? That after 3 years of marriage, Matt LeBlanc is splitting from his wife Melissa McKnight? Too bad, so sad, yet another Hollywood hookup gone awry. But the real question is - Do you smell it? Something stinks, y’all. By Lainey • Mar 30, 2006 07:00 am
Matt Damon Missing Minnie While we"re on the subject of instability…how about Minnie Driver? Do you miss her? I miss her. Because I like her. She"s a crazy bitch and she reeks of desperation (will the poor thing ever get over Will Hunting?) but she"s also hilarious By Lainey • Mar 28, 2006 07:00 am
