Jennifer Aniston How Matthew Keeps Fit My favourite story of the day – whether it’s grunting and sweating on the beach, or doing yoga on the beach, or showing off his greasy monkey chest wherever he goes, Matthew McConaughey is endlessly amusing. Currently promoting his new movie We Are Marshall, Matthew is doing press and talking By Lainey • Dec 13, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Matthew McConaughey: the perfect orange love match Some taboid reported the bogus story a few weeks ago - that Jennifer Aniston had expressed interest in Matthew McConaughey. No one bought it at the time but when you think about it...actually, when you look at it, it wouldn"t be a bad match, non? Literally...it& By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
Colin Farrell Colin & Jamie: Miami Vice Exclusive Giveaway The Miami Vice DVD comes out next week and I have 3 copies to giveaway if you’re interested. If you want to win, send an email to lainey@laineygossip.com and tell me – who’s the bigger trainwreck: Britney or Lindsay? Defend your position in 150 words or less By Lainey • Nov 29, 2006 07:00 am
Orlando Bloom Penelope Cruz: gorgessity in black In NYC last night for a screening of Volver. No word on whether or not she’s attending the wedding that could have been hers but I’m hoping she’ll offer a pass. I’m also hoping she’ll start distancing herself from the word of the Hubbard – nearly By Lainey • Nov 14, 2006 07:00 am
Matthew Fox Heather Mills: A Backlash up the Arse! Oh…this is f-cking GOLD. Thanks to Valerie M for the tip. Piers Morgan introduced Heather to Paul way back. He has now written an open letter of apology printed in the Daily Mail, taking responsibility for introducing his friend to the evil golddigging capital C known as Heather Mills. By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
Matt Damon McBongo"s facial compensation The reigning People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive. There HAS to be a curse. If there was no curse, how can you explain his sharp summer decline? Looking bad is one thing. Desperately craving attention, oozing sleaze, oily and pervy... Matthew McConaughey is totally revolting. Here is at LAX the other By Lainey • Oct 12, 2006 08:00 am
Jude Law Handicapping the Sexiest Man Alive Around this time every year for the last 3 years, I have made my prediction for People Magazine"s Sexiest Man Alive. As it stands, I"m 2 for 3 with Jude Law as the only aberration and accurately naming Matthew McConaughey six weeks in advance 12 months By Lainey • Oct 11, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Pro-love for Jen & Matt Now here"s a couple I could FULLY support...not that the ridiculous reports in Life & Style Weekly are worthy of your confidence - remember, Brad was calling Jen for a reconciliation 3 weeks ago, right? Oh yes, and TomKat was supposed to be finished by now. But By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Matt Damon Matthew Broderick: the bloat of the horse Hate to kick a dandy bitch when he"s been kicked by a dandy horse - and believe me, I have not missed the irony of it all - but still... that Elvis bloat floating around his face is hard to ignore, and you have to wonder how slow By Lainey • Sep 07, 2006 08:00 am
Jude Law The Daily Ugly: The Curse of People Magazine? I"m starting to think we might be on to something. They say that there"s a curse with In Style Magazine, that if you"re engaged and if you appear on the cover with a wedding dress on, you don"t end up getting married. By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Henry Windsor Best David Wooderson: Wilmer Valderamma Underage p&ssy all up in the joint – of course he was there! Because this kind of Blue Steele cheese only works on 20 below. You remember Matthew McConnaughey from Dazed & Confused? Wilmer Valderamma, my friends, is totally Hollywood Wooderson, perhaps one of the most classic cinematic characters By Lainey • Aug 21, 2006 08:00 am
Vanessa Minnillo The Daily Ugly: Vanessa Minnillo In Vegas over the weekend. Now don"t get me wrong - she"s a gorgeous, gorgeous girl. But a girl this gorgeous has no business getting stuck in beauty pageant hell. The hair, the dress, the "world peace" smile - Miss Teen USA? Maybe. Miss By Lainey • Aug 07, 2006 08:00 am
Carmen Electra Carmen & Dave rumour control Gloat ahead. Skip the next if you can"t handle. In our world of gossip saturation, it can be a challenge to distinguish between the cream and the crap - especially when it comes to the weeklies. What you prefer is your business, but I would caution against putting By Lainey • Jul 28, 2006 08:00 am
Mel Gibson Lilo & McConnaughey??? That"s what I"m hearing exclusively, gossips. Just got a hot tip that Matthew was having a casual bash at his place in Malibu on Saturday and Lindsay was "all over him", practically dry f&cking him in front a room full of people. By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Ryan Seacrest The Daily Fay: Ryan Seacrest Take a look at Ryan Seacrest greeting a nice young lady the other day in a parking lot. Is it pinging? Tell me yours in pinging. I mean COME ON! Where are the 5 people on the planet who still think he likes girls? This guy is SO beyond gay, By Lainey • Jun 18, 2006 08:00 am
Salma Hayek Josh Lucas…really? I must get hundreds of emails a month pleading for Josh Lucas to be inducted into the Freebie 5. And while I certainly understand that it"s all about personal preference, I just do not see it. Here he is at the premiere for United 93 looking more greasy By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
